Monkey-based caption competition….



We haven’t had a monkey-based caption competition for ages, so here goes.  10 points to the person who produces the best caption to this…..


96 comments on “Monkey-based caption competition….

  1. Danny says:


  2. Roland says:

    Damn, we washed our cars and our guys too hot!

  3. volkisstimme says:

    Told you so – these cars are chick-magnets!

  4. David says:

    La Womans never caught on in the same way as Le Mans due to the lack of available drivers

  5. Claude Wyatt says:

    Mark my words guys, one day that will replace us with a bunch of dummies!!!

  6. Betty says:

    Curious George

  7. Jimbo says:

    Before Monkey Tennis was the equally unsuccessful Monkey Scalextric

  8. The BBC budget cuts finally hit Top Gear.

    • GeneralJumbo says:

      I think that is too favourable to Top Gear, maybe:

      “The pilot episode of Top Gear proves too high brow for its intended target audience”.

  9. Ian Reeve says:

    They may not be as good as the old Top Gear presenters but they work for peanuts.

  10. Mike says:

    With easy access to loose women and fast cars evolution stopped.

  11. OneOfTheMonkeys says:

    The Fast and the Furious: Banana Split

  12. Oh they are so cute, but I’m not so sure about the head band

  13. Most of the girls bet a half-crown on the middle one. He’s the only one who’s watching for the starter’s chequered flag.

  14. Dave McKay says:

    Sky Sports bitterly disappointed at new Formula One regulations.

  15. badmanj says:

    …and then, with a single blast of the klaxon, the annual Minge Monkeys vs Fanny Rats derby began!

  16. deepak says:

    where are two ladies husband ??

  17. Alex says:

    As Melbourne starts to get ready for the grand prix, the local girls try to get to know the drivers better…

  18. The Mindful Primate says:

    Bernie Eccleston’s obsession with taller women finally goes too far.

  19. One Eyed Jack says:

    As you can clearly see, Darwin was wrong.

    Man did NOT evolve.. only woman.

  20. One Eyed Jack says:

    What’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys?

    You guessed it!

  21. Louis says:

    “One small nudge from man, One giant push for the monkey race.”

  22. Stephen says:

    How degrading for us poor monkeys making us drive these cars…..Fords! When we clearly stated we wanted Merc’s

  23. One Eyed Jack says:

    Contrary to popular belief, NASCAR was not started by moonshiners.

  24. Jay says:

    Infinite monkeys…

  25. One Eyed Jack says:

    She’s got a competition clutch with fur on the floor…

  26. Lazy T says:

    Motorists resort to extreme surgery in an effort to avoid the congestion charges.

  27. Chris says:

    Smallest monkey to lady: ” Wanna come back to my place?”

  28. Wendy Turner says:

    The Mitford sisters at an early Top Gear show. The format didn’t really take off until one of the monkeys was replaced by a hamster.

  29. Philip says:

    They’re wrong, it’s not easier to teach a monkey!

  30. Ron Murphy says:

    The race was about to start and the Grid Girls’ lycra sponsor costumes still hadn’t arrived!

  31. vamecx says:

    PETA’s fight for animal equality was soon dropped in the late 50’s.

    • Berber Anna says:

      You’ve got the era wrong 😉 Judging by the dresses and hairstyles, this was taken in the early to mid 20’s.

  32. AndyA says:

    “On your Marmoset, Go!”

  33. Quincy says:

    “Hurry up woman, we’re going to be late for the Planet of the Apes premiere!!!”

  34. dan yilmaz says:

    the fast and the curious george

  35. dharmaruci says:

    “what am i doing in a formula one car? i’m a flautist for heck’s sake”

  36. Lexicon says:

    The Monkeys may have aged but the Spice Girls look no different.

  37. Walter Bischofberger says:

    Just goes to prove guys, even monkies in hot cars, can pick up chicks.

  38. neil jackson says:

    Capuchin monkeys are taken from their mothers at birth and cruelly deprived normal lives, frequently chained, sometimes beaten and denied dignity to make them compliant for this kind of photo. Is that worth the puerile moments mirth for the big erect king primate.

  39. Lisa says:

    Circular reasoning.

  40. Rob says:

    Hollywood hopefuls await their auditions for “Tarzan Goes to the Racetrack”.

  41. Ron Murphy says:

    neil jackson,

    That’s pretty long. Captions are supposed to a little more pithy to be effective.

  42. Kevin Graham says:

    “They see us rollin….they hatin”

  43. 10 points to the best Capuchin, eh?

  44. Sally (far right) is distracted by Team Bonobo’s new alpha.

  45. Per says:

    Monkies and young women having fun without the ape Ron.

  46. LisaAnne says:

    Circular tracts.

  47. Stephen says:

    Monkey 1: You ever been in a chickie run?
    Monkey 2: Yeah, that’s all I ever do.

  48. John Batey says:

    With apologies to the spirit of the late Tom Carnegie.


  49. edwardv says:

    The women scientists, trying to rapidly evolve a replacement for men, are very pleased when the monkeys stop to ask them for directions.

  50. james botta says:

    3 monkey caption

    “ Hey I thought there were 4 Republican Presidential Candidates ? “

  51. Luis says:

    675 years after Caesar’s revolution, the apes produced their own version of “Jurassic Park”. For unknown reasons, the T-Rex chase scene didn’t include any T-Rexes.

  52. D. Horn says:

    “Aww. They look just like their father.”

  53. We really wanted to play with the kids but couldn’t find them, mama monkey hope you don’t mind we took the family out. We’ll bring them back, and the winner gets to never, ever have to go to the zoo.

  54. Davis says:

    “When you get the monkey, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women.”

  55. Matt G. says:

    “A Day at the Rhesus”

  56. Ross says:

    “My God, do they ever stop masturbating?”

  57. Red Light District,San Diego Zoo,circa 1924………..

  58. Patreek says:

    Lady on the far right: “I can’t believe they’re gonna bone the winner….”

  59. Gail Carlyle says:

    why am I wasting my time with this shit, Ive got deadlines.

  60. Adzcliff says:

    A rare photo of the selection process for the V2 (Albert II is far right).

  61. Martin Smith says:

    Nascar has had a long and difficult history…

  62. timwii says:

    Romney, Santorum and Gingrich line up for the final race of the primaries.

  63. Slimey Slug says:


  64. ( l-r ) See No Evil, Here No Evil and Which One Of You Wants To Take A Walk On The Wild Side?

  65. ( l-r ) See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Which One Of You Wants To Take A Walk On The Wild Side?

  66. andyjray says:

    The new F1 regulations are getting tougher.

  67. Danny Curran says:

    The producers of Britains got scalectrix were only ahead of their time by 40 years…

  68. Martin G says:

    “Cheetah, get dispatch on the radio and tell them they should have sent the minibus…. Can’t get all these ladies downtown in just three taxis”

  69. And thus the phrase “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” was coined.

  70. Pierre says:

    “Don’t look, but I think we are being watched…”

  71. Mark Murphy says:

    The Skoda F1 team are bananas, so their grid line-up is no real surprise.

  72. Mark Murphy says:

    You can’t get thicker than a Kwik Fit fitter, and these grease monkeys really take the biscuit.

  73. John Camble says:

    Slut car racing.

  74. Henry Ruddle says:

    Monkey Mission Control told me landing on the planet Flapper would be nothing but trouble, but did I listen? No.

  75. the reason primates stood up, evolved and put on pants -fast cars pretty ladies. But how did they get the ladies evolve first????

  76. Anonymous says:

    The sport soon evolved into a human race.

  77. TS says:

    You were right Mr Nilsson, open top cars do attract females.
    But how can we tell if they are good looking if we can’t see their bums?

  78. Al Johnston says:

    All these budget cuts and F1 coverage is still sexist

  79. Anonymous says:

    well hello ladies, the day job? Astronaut.

  80. Matt G. says:

    “The all-female pit crew gives a push and keeps on gibbon.”

  81. pete says:

    I’m gonna sue, do you know a lawyer who does pro-bonobo?

  82. Mom-“16 years of love. The boys can finally drive themselves to my x-husband’s house, It’s margarita time ladies”

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