Time for a caption competition……

Give it a go and comment on your favourite ones!


    1. To which Trillian responds:

      “Come on – it’ll be fun!”

      Marvin (inevitably) responds:

      “OK, but I won’t enjoy it.”

  1. Trillion soon realised that shopping at “Slartybartfasts World of Dildos” was not such a good idea after all.

  2. “….then he changed the title of his book from 59 to 42 seconds and ended up as President of the Galactic Universe. No idea where the second head came from though…..”

  3. “Alright let’s see what you can do, take it away”

    ♫ It was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them well
    You could see that Pierre did truly love the madamoiselle
    And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,
    “C’est la vie”, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell ♫

  4. President Palin inspects ‘Balls-Eye’, the new gender detection robot. Balls-Eye will spearhead the Tea Party campaign against transvestites and cross-dressing terrorists.

  5. “Yeah, so then Sir Alex said I wanna sign you up. See you at training next week… Can I buy you a drink love?”

  6. Girl: You have a very big head that looks vaguely phallic, like a big phallus,
    ha! ha! I said a big phallus.
    Robot: you are dressed in a way that provokes deeply sad people to post puerile sexist comments.
    Is that what you wanted Professor Wiseman?? Is it??

  7. Again, and without permission, Charlotte crept down to cruelly taunt the machine with another of her interminable Vogue challenges.

  8. One of the stranger side effects of the infinite improbability drive, was Marvin acquiring a taste for beauty.
    He said he couldn’t be blamed.

    Or some variation of this…

  9. Trillion; “42? Are you calling me FAT? Brain the size of a small planet and you think I have 42inch hips? Marvin; have you been plugging into the improbablity drive again”?

    Marvin; “I’ll just keep a-hem… Visually measuring until I get it right then….”

  10. Exclusive! New ISIHAC host and Samantha pictured together for the first time!

    (Let’s face it – Marvin would make a brilliant host for ISIHAC!)

  11. Until you stop dressing me like a fucking schoolgirl before sessions, I will have to shut down your Xbox connection.

  12. girl ” wow your hard is so big”
    robot ” yeah well its not your head im looking at sweetheart, fancy a can of oil or whatever us you British drink, what do i know i was made in china, ya know quite the small talk GET YA TIT OUT LOVE!”

  13. Todd Palin, dressed as Robot, “Sarah, what do you think the chances of you becoming President of the United States if details of our cosplay hit the internet thingy?”

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