Would you sign a pact with the devil?

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A good friend of mine is into the occult.  Yesterday we were chatting and he suggested that despite their apparent doubt about the supernatural, skeptics, agnostics, humanists and atheists would be reluctant to make a pact with the devil.  I immediately thought ‘blog post’!

Are you prepared to make a pact with the devil?  If you are up for it, please cut and paste the following sentence into the comments box, and add your first name….

“I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

Then describe how you feel doing that.  Alternatively, say why you are not prepared to make the pact.

1,268 comments on “Would you sign a pact with the devil?

  1. Brian Walsh says:

    I would certainly be willing to do so, but won’t in this case because I’m unclear on what I’m getting in exchange. I believe it’s customary to offer something…?

    • Liam says:

      Brian is right….this is not a pact, this is just signing away your soul. I want MONEY and FAME!! (an XBox 360 really)

    • Chris says:

      But if you don’t believe in the devil what’s the point of asking for anything in return? There shoul be no issue with stating the pact if you don’t believe anything will come of it…regardless of the “get”.

    • Steve says:

      “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

      That said, the whole enterprise is worthless. If there were a devil who could give you some sort of reward here on earth, thus proving his existence and potence, there is nothing that would be worth trading for an eternity of torment (with the possible exception of eternal life and health, which any wise devil would refuse to grant).

      So the whole thing cancels itself out.

    • Brian Walsh says:

      Even if it is meaningless, I don’t want to give away nothing for nothing. What does a soul go for on eBay?

    • Paul says:

      A fascinating new book entitled “There Is Life After Death” by Roy Varghese, examines scientific evidence related to so called “near death experiences.” These “NDE’s” as they are called occur when someone clinically “dies” because heart and breathing stop, brain waves cease, etc. The people studied “died” for several minutes, and when later revived shared their glimpse of life after death with the researchers. The conclusions of the objective research (NDE’s experienced by people with no religious faith and believers as well) are many…but for purposes of this short blog…according to what thousands who have had the near death experience report (stories are consistent among those who prior to their “NDE” did not believe in God and also those who did)….Hell is real and lasts for eternity and is for those who have chosen not to love God and others during their life)…Hell is a really really really bad place…You don’t want to go there…Heaven is real too and is a place filled with much joy and love and all people need to do to get there for ever when they die is to love God and love others as much as they can during their life. People don’t have to live a life without any mistakes to live in Heaven…all they have to do is try the best they can to love God and love everyone every day…Even if people have not loved God and others for part of their life they can go to heaven if during their life they change their attitudes and behavior demonstrating a love for God and everyone…After reading his book I don’t think it’s a good idea at all to have pacts with the devil…Don’t let the devil trick you…NOTHING is worth spending eternity with the devil in hell, NOTHING.

    • alex says:

      i change it a bit and i put “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation, if he appers now i front of me”i am still waiting

    • Anonymous says:

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    • ndifor paterson says:

      I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”in exchang for money much money

    • Anonymous says:

      “I James agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” in exchange for fame and the ability to attract any beutiful female figure. this is not real if it is then satan show yourself to me and give me what i ask in return or i shall torment thee for eternity show up instantly after i publish

    • steve espindola says:

      “I steve espindola agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    • Hugo says:

      “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    • Scratch says:

      For those who sold your soul. Done.

    • taylor1982 says:

      yes

    • arun says:

      “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    • Jeff says:

      I already signed my soul over to Satan asking for nothing in return. Satan doesn’t owe you anything you should willing want to give it to him else you are not readyh

    • ‘yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss i would’ and i would do so happly but thats only if i am going to get what i desire in return i been wanting to do this for some time now but i did not know how to or were to do it.’

    • tony says:

      im ready to sign my soul and get money right away

    • Anonymous says:

      “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    • moses ajetey says:

      pls i need money and long life so can give m and take my soul if yes then there we go my number is 0242531897 i am from ghana

    • Christopher John Knittel says:

      “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. I enter this pact willfully and with complete understanding. I ask for nothing in return other than to serve My Holy Lord and Master Satan with my heart, soul, and mind. Come for me Satan and possess my soul. Cast the Demons of Heavenly Hell into my soul and torture me. In the name of Jesus, Son of Satan, I pray. Amen

    • Anonymous says:

      “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” Cameron , I feel really good about doing that

    • Howard Collins says:

      Hey I have already. It’s no joke and I’m not playing. he can give you alot but he takes alot more away from you than he gives please find god cause i am stuck. God can do more for you than the devil can.

    • Howard Collins says:

      it’s no joke please listen to me anyone that doesn’t believe me please e-mail me!

    • lilit says:

      “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” mariam

    • lilit says:

      “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” Mariam. I want very much money today

    • anthony says:

      “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    • sassy says:

      Yes I would But it depends on what I am getting and it have to be something very good.He can have my soul I am not going to need it after am dead.

    • marvin says:

      I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

      Marvin

    • Anonymous says:

      This is FAKE & SHIT. I done several times without anything happening. guys stop wasting ur time there

    • alejandro garcia says:

      i agree upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation…please i need help with money i want to become rich i would do anything to sell my soul i dont have no money at all i just want to get out of this poverty

    • azita says:

      I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation
      in my terms and conditions

    • odean mcanuff says:

      i would like to sell my soul to become the numba 1 dj in the worl

    • Anonymous says:

      ayla renee
      I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. i wish for the love of my life to want love me till the day i die as promised by natural causes of course, the fame and fortune to support him and the perfect voice to keep it going. no tricks, no plot twists just us as one and my soul will be yours for eternity and i will forever be in your debt.

    • Cristi says:

      I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation only if He accepts to grant me 100.000.000 (one hundreed millions) of Euro and makes me verry healthy for the rest of this life. Cristian.

  2. Cathy says:

    I agree with Brisn, we ought to be getting something out of this. Worldly stuff like power and wealth are traditional, and I believe there are precedents for this. Dr Faustus springs to mind.

    • hugo says:

      “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
      evil may make me live

    • James White says:

      im just gunna say that who dont know much about this its ok you can learn to understand who saten/lucifer rilly is if you dont know you should he is the tru god with the other 3 princes of hell thay all are the tru gods

    • aaron west says:

      i like ur taste is Dr.s……….. LOL!!

  3. Tony says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” It seems kind of silly, like saying I agree that after I’m dead and therefore cannot know or feel anything a giant bunny can tickle my imaginary toes. (actually I might be more frightened of the second one. The devil seems kinda cool in all the movies)

  4. Malinari says:

    I exchanged my non existent soul for lasting frienship with some interesting like minded people, and it was the best deal ever made :-)
    So Luis Cypher will have to do without……. “would you like an egg?”

  5. Jason says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    How do I feel? Despite not liking the word: ‘meh’ – It filled in a minute or two of my time to read and respond, I find the concept of a soul rather pointless.

  6. deborahb says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” — in exchange for just an astronomical amount of worldly success & wealth.

    Ew, yes, that does feel awkward. I have a sick feeling at the top of my gut which is doing battle with the grin of delighted wickedness on my face!

    (Athiest, raised Catholic, clearly still capable of reading too much into this.)

    • michael says:

      who ever is reading this testimony today should please celebrate with me and my family because it all started like a joke to some people and others said it was impossible. my name is Michael i live in Chicago i am happily married with two kids and a lovely wife something terrible happen to my family along the line, i lost my job and my wife packed out of my house because i was unable to take care of her and my kids at that particular time. i manage all through five years, no wife to support me to take care of the children and there come a faithful day that i will never forget in my life i met an old friend who i explain all my difficulties to, and he took me to a spell caster and and the name of the temple is called, okundonorgreatspell, i was assure that everything will be fine and my wife will come back to me after the wonderful work of dr okundonorgreatspell, my wife came back to me and today i am one of the richest man in my country. i advice you if you have any problem email him with this email: dr.okundonorgreatspell@gmail.com and you will have the best result. take things for granted and it will be take from you.

    • ABU SAMBA says:

      I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for internal damnation-in exchange for just an astronomical amount of success and wealth

  7. jemma says:

    My name is Jemma “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    How do I feel??…..perfectly fine.

    • Anonymous says:

      are yall insane? you acctualy satan will qive you what you want? hell he will just take your soul torment you and as your eyes fill with tears of surrender once your in his pit ders no way out. And if i was qona sell my soul i wouldnt say it on the internet look for em in person i promise you that you will alot more diff than just writtinq it on the internet.

  8. Frankiidoodle says:

    Hmm, as above it would depend what I was getting but I do have a morbid fascination with Hell so probably yes, but only if I could be his best mate

  9. Briantist says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    … but being from Yorkshire he’s going to have some competition…

    Then we shall ‘ave to bury thee…
    Then t’worms’ll come and eat thee up…
    Then ducks’ll come and eat up t’worms…
    Then we shall come and eat up t’ducks…
    Then we shall all ‘ave etten thee

  10. Helen says:

    I’m from Devon and part of me says in all the old stories deals with old hobb come off badly.
    I’m an archeaologist and part if me says that we do not know that the devil does not exist, best not risk it.
    On the other hand if hell does exist I’m probably going there with all the interesting people anyways so what the hay.

    “I Helen agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    • Rik S. says:

      Helen, you of all people should know that history proves the existence of God. Look at the Jew. What an impossibility that he has a homeland today. Look at all the things that happened there. Look at the walls of Jericho. Use your brain, that was designed in the image of God.
      “Ask (and keep asking), Seek (and keep seeking), knock (and keep knocking) and the door SHALL be opened unto you.” Try it, He is real.
      Next, read “There Is Life After Death” by Roy Varghese, and examine scientific evidence! Don’t throw away a lifetime of learning on what’s ‘cool’ and in fashion for the moment. “All life is like grass, that whithers and blows away.” But YOU are eternal. Cheers.

    • philo says:

      i to like to agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    • Anonymous says:

      hey im adan ,i think im not myself anymore can u plz help me become what u r

  11. Richard says:

    “I, Richard, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I’ve already denied the Holy Spirit, so this doesn’t bother me in the slightest – though he owes me now and I’m going to hold him to it.

    • Rik S. says:

      Been there, done that. Yeah, the devils are cool, until they become your slave masters. They play along with your fleshly desires until they know you’re ‘convinced’ that God doesn’t really love you.

      The only thing the devil owes you Richard, is all the suffering that he and his minions can dish out. They want you to suffer just like they did, in all their deformed ugliness after ‘falling like lightning’ from heaven. They were thrown out. They should have known better. Pride is the original sin, thinking that they were equal to God. Read the book.

      “But the free gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”

      It’s never too late. Ask for the ‘joy of the Holy Spirit.’ You’ve obiviously never experienced it, or else you would not have all these doubts. And I could have answered many of these comments, but I was led to yours and only one other. Cheers.

    • i need help to sell my soul to the devil and i need it now

  12. Tim McGregor says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    As a lapsed neo-pagan, and recovering “Magical thinker” I do still get a little twinge of doubt when making statements like this. Luckily my intellect is able to override it. I know, as strongly as one can know anything, that the devil does not exist, and that I have no soul (I can’t even dance ;)) and therefore the statement has no meaning and no power beyond that which my own mind gives it.

  13. Wally says:

    “I Wally agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Who says “my” soul is “mine” to begin with?

  14. Graeme Sacks says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”…in fact I think he already took it in exchange for a guitar when I was about 10 years old.

  15. Steve says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Saying that and not asking for anything in return is surely the most confusing thing to anyone who believes in such rubbish. Having written it, I have no issues or concerns.

  16. ButMadNNW says:

    I’m with the first two posters – what’s the exchange?? I’m not signing any contracts until I know the full terms. ;-)

    As far as being damned for all eternity – if the Devil exists, I probably already am, by the measures of a lot of religions. But then, so are most of the people I know. So like Twain said, “Heaven for climate, Hell for company!”

  17. NickBMorgan says:

    I would not sign a pact with the devil.

    I am not in the custom of offering things I do not have to entities that do not exist in exchange for boons that they can not supply.

  18. Anton says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    That said, back in the 90′s I believe I sold my soul to a website. So this may not be legally binding.

    The statement itself it a little false, I don’t agree that the devil can have my soul at my death, because I consider the notion of a soul, and a demon quite silly – therefore:

    I also agree that upon my death, Santa Claus can have my pet unicorn.

    • elsie_em says:

      Anton describes my feelings more accurately and succinctly than I could!

      However, I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  19. Ben says:

    The sad thing is not that there would be any fear in making a meaningless proclamation as that, but the fact that once something is published on the internet, it is ‘eternally’ googleable.

    Any trepidation would be due to potential, theistic, future employers finding the comment 5 or 10 years down the line…

    • ButMadNNW says:

      I wouldn’t want to work for such employers anyway. Not/hiring on the basis of whether the applicant shares your belief system is a discriminatory hiring practice. And I believe religious choice is one of the protected classes (in US, anyway), so they open themselves to a lawsuit.

  20. Joerg says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    I feel stupid saying that, because it feels exactly the same like praying for something: The mixed feeling of doing something really pointless that is connected with strong cultural sense of meaning.

  21. Matt says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Without any evidence that a soul exists independently of the body, I suppose the electrical signals making up my personality will be released as heat energy when I die.

    If the devil wants those few calories of energy, he’s welcome to them.

  22. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Easy! Like betting non-existent money in a fantasy casino on a game that never was.

  23. Naranda says:

    I uh, would, but um… yeah, I sold my soul back in high school in exchange for snack money. Granted, I was (and still am) a soulless atheist, so it was a total scam, but kids get away with all kinds of things if people think it’s funny enough.

  24. Che Webster says:

    I wouldn’t make the pact for three reasons:

    Firstly, in the Christian sense of “Satan”, this being is representative of anything that would get in the way of your walk with Jesus Christ; it’s therefore something that most non-believing people do naturally – letting stuff get in the way of a life walking with God. Maybe there is some value in formalising that arrangement… but, personally, I doubt it.

    Secondly, if you’ve already pledged yourself to serve God then pledging allegiance to that which opposes God is betrayal. That has it’s own consequences which, again, I wouldn’t choose to incur. Giving up so many good things in exchange for temporal power was a key question for Dr Faustus.

    Finally, if you believe that no such beings exist then it’s just a waste of time. Isn’t it?

    • Alex Pryce says:

      “Finally, if you believe that no such beings exist then it’s just a waste of time. Isn’t it?”

      Yes. But its still fun.

    • ButMadNNW says:

      “Giving up so many good things in exchange for temporal power was a key question for Dr Faustus.”

      I’m fairly certain that Faust did not receive a blue police box when he signed away his soul.

      Alex: yeah, it is. ;-D

  25. Joreth says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Even without anything in exchange, since it’s complete and total bullshit. I just wish I had thought of selling my soul on Ebay before that guy did it so I could have cashed in on it!

    On the one hand, it’s easy to say because it doesn’t mean anything to me. On the other hand, I don’t like making any kind of statement that implies or outright states that I have a belief in the supernatural that I don’t actually have.

    • Joreth says:

      There are too many people who said something I want to respond to, so instead of responding to everyone, I’m just going to clarify my own post with a reply.

      To everyone who says they won’t do it because they don’t want to make pacts for things they don’t want to make pacts for things they don’t believe in with entities they don’t believe in:

      The point, here, is to find out who is otherwise rational but still hedges their bets. If you don’t believe in it, you’re not “making a pact”, you’re parroting words that are not binding because you don’t believe in it. It’s only a “pact”, and therefore “binding” if A) the Devil & soul exists and/or B) you believe in the words.

      The point is that you should have no problem making the statement if it doesn’t mean anything to you, and refusal to do so implies that the idea of a soul and a devil (and any pact made regarding them) still *means* something to you, which further implies that you are not applying your rational critical thinking skills to this subject.

      So, as silly as I feel making a statement that I don’t believe in, I said it for the purpose of demonstrating that I, as a rational and logical person, extend my rationality even to this area that I’m willing to “pledge” my soul as a demonstration of my lack of belief that I have any soul to pledge and that there is no devil to pledge it to.

  26. Dr. Ciarán O'Keeffe says:

    I, Ciarán, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    I now feel happy safe in the knowledge that at least my soul won’t be wondering aimlessly in limbo and contacted randomly by some ouija board session and asked to perform parlour tricks.

    Kidding.

  27. Nick Sharratt says:

    I feel too awkward promising something I don’t thing exists to a being I don’t see any evidence exists.

    Despite both entities in the promise being hypothetical, the promise would be real and that doesn’t sit right.

    I would no more promise (with sincerity) to give the loch ness monster to the invisible pink unicorn. I could restate it though:

    “If the concept of a soul transpires to be acurate and if the devil as understood to exist in popular culture were to exist then ….no way would I hand over my soul, but since I am confident based on the evidence available and all logical analysis that both are false, I am prepared to jokingly say for the purpose of this exercise that ‘the devil can have my soul’”
    :)

  28. Eric says:

    Would you sign a pact with a supernatural entity for the state of your soul? Congratulations, you’re born again! Or you sold your soul to the devil. I sure hope the supernatural entity in question didn’t fool you as to which one it was.

  29. Richard Saunders says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation – Hmm is this the Christian devil or another one? Well, it is like saying Tinker Bell can come to my next birthday party. meh.

  30. Alex Pryce says:

    “I, Alex Pryce, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    ….upon the condition that I get riches, health and pure happiness here on earth and my own little Mephistopheles to do my bidding or no deal!

    I want something out of this.

    Also, once in hell I offer to help Satan fight back against the cruel Yahweh who sentenced him to eternal damnation. After the rebellion Satan shall control heaven and I will be allowed to rule Hell. Hell will then be turned into a tourist resort.

    I may have thought this through a bit too much. But ultimately, yeah sure, eh can have my eternal soul.

  31. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    finaly i have the chance to sell my soul!
    …but ehrmm, no, i don’t believe in it at all.

  32. ZenMonkey says:

    Sure, why not.

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.”

    As a sort-of-practicing Jew I didn’t believe in an afterlife, and as an atheist none of this means anything to me anymore. The only thing I feel is a slight sense of dishonesty as I don’t actually agree to this, since that would imply belief, but since it’s just a thought experiment I’m okay with that.

    • Jen R says:

      The only thing I feel is a slight sense of dishonesty as I don’t actually agree to this, since that would imply belief, but since it’s just a thought experiment I’m okay with that.

      Yes, exactly. I don’t want to imply by my agreement that I actually believe in it, but it’s helpful to clarify to oneself just how much one has shaken off the old shackles (for those of us who were raised as believers).

  33. zeospike says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” But what Simon Coweel will do with my soul for eternity I have no idea. I hope he doesn’t make me listen to his back catalogue.

    Can I join the other side actually?

    • Pseudonym says:

      The other side? An eternity of listening to Rage Against The Machine doesn’t sound that much better to me…

  34. Chrissie says:

    I don’t think blog comments are legally binding anyway but:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.”

    As I don’t believe in a) the devil, b) a soul or c) eternal damnation, that carries about as much weight for me as writing “The jabberwocky in my stables can have my yacht when I learn to fly”.

  35. I Daniel agree that upon my death the Devil can have my soul for eternal damnation (because like hell am I letting Jehovah get it).

    If however Cthulhu gets it first, there’s not much I can do. And that is an equally real possibility.

    Now how do I feel about that..? I have hesitated, but only because I think I should be getting something in return. But, I figure, as long as the Christian God doesn’t get it, I’m happy. So really it works out well even without a tangible reward.

    But then, I do repeatedly deny God’s existence, so chances are I’d be going there anyway. So alright Satan, I won’t ask you for a favor this time, but you owe me one.

    In all seriousness, I have no problem saying that. I wouldn’t be a very good atheist if I did.

  36. GeoRhi says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in return, I shall have his trident and horns….

    I am an atheist so this is like saying “I agree that when a large bovine flies out of my ass, you can have my soul Mr Unicorn man’

  37. @thisangelbites says:

    I don’t think I have a soul. The devil might feel cheated.

  38. Paul says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    How do I feel? Despite having no belief in him……….. Strangely reluctant.

    Although, with me not following the “Christian Way” and comitting adultery constantly with my thoughts, I’m probably already Damned for eternity.

    You can imagine the Devil looking at this list and saying “Got, Got, Got, need, Got, Got….”

  39. lilabyrd says:

    Well Richard you tricky little devil you! So this is what you have been up to! How many are you going to get this time? hehe…..but what is really freaky….while I was reading this, the TV show “Paranormal State” came on and was about a guy that….. yes sold his soul to the devil for money and women…..and in return was to get 20 other people to give their soul to the devil….. now that’s freaky! Now as for me….. no way. Putting all jokes aside, I do have a soul and ain’t giving it up for evil. No, I don’t believe in hell fire stuff but believe that hell is not having what you love or hold dear or value…. be that here now or where ever after. Now, I do see a trend that those here that function on the more analytical side don’t seem to live by faith but by facts that they can see, hear or compute…… is this part of what you are looking for from our answers?

  40. I James agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    I feel exactly as I did a few moments ago. Fancy that.

  41. eulenherr says:

    I, Sebastian, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    It only counts if signed with blood, if I remember correctly. Anyone up for this?

  42. Patrick says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation… now give me women, money and beauty already.

  43. Martin Lascelles says:

    “I Martin agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Its a testament to the power of childhood religious indoctrination (I’ve been an atheist for >40 years) that I feel even a slight frisson on deciding to do this, instantly quelched by my rational side reassuring me that it is nonsense on many levels.

    • michael says:

      who ever is reading this testimony today should please celebrate with me
      and my family because it all started like a joke to some people and others
      said it was impossible. my name is Michael i live in Chicago i am happily
      married with two kids and a lovely wife something terrible happen to my
      family along the line, i lost my job and my wife packed out of my house
      because i was unable to take care of her and my kids at that particular
      time. i manage all through five years, no wife to support me to take care
      of the children and there come a faithful day that i will never forget in
      my life i met an old friend who i explain all my difficulties to, and he
      took me to a spell caster and and the name of the temple is called,
      okundonorgreatspell, i was assure that everything will be fine and my wife
      will come back to me after the wonderful work of dr okundonorgreatspell, my
      wife came back to me and today i am one of the richest man in my country. i
      advice you if you have any problem email him with this email:
      dr.okundonorgreatspell@gmail.com and you will have the best result. take
      things for granted and it will be take from you. i wish you all the best.

  44. mark howe says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I don’t believe that the devil exists so i feel very neutral about the above sentence. As far as i am concerned I could easily substitute Mickey Mouse, Buck Rodgers or Augustus Gloop into the sentence instead of the word ‘Devil’ because all four are fictional characters.

    I also do not believe that any kind of ‘soul’ exists after death so this adds to my ambivalence about my statement.

    Kind regards
    Mark Howe

  45. Tom Davies says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” –

    Being an ex-Catholic (a prolapsed Catholic?), I did get tiny pang of illicit pleasure. Not *that* much though.

  46. The Devil says:

    You fools! I get to torture you in hell for eternity and you did not even ask for anything in return!

    See you in hell.

    • Thankyou Devil for enticing me to sell my soul to you, and this action damns my soul to hell where you will torture me for eternity and I’m not getting anything in return but a hard dick. I will see you in hell. Thankyou once again from transferring me from the kingdom of light into the power of darkness. False Prophet
      I welcome you to join my website: satanislord.webs.com

    • moses ajetey says:

      Devil what up i need help come take my soul and give me money

  47. Renae says:

    I, Renae, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    I feel the same way as I would about gifting my ‘soul’ to the tooth fairy.

    I don’t expect anything in return for this promise, because I’m not giving away anything.

    If souls were real, and you could give them away, I would prefer the Flying Spaghetti Monster to have mine…. but then again, I don’t know what His Noodliness would want with it anyway *shrug*.

  48. James Edge says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    wow… thats a relief :)

  49. Gareth says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    – Gareth

    Part of me still feels slightly sick at writing that, but I know that it’s totally irrational.

    I’m an atheist anyway, so the Devil (if I’m wrong, and both he and God DO exist) already has my soul. Nothing to lose.

  50. lilabyrd says:

    LOL……. now as I have gone back and read all the posts so far it reminds me of that saying…..goes something like….”me thinks thou dost protest too much”. :}

  51. Adam Casey says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I feel … ambivalent. Not believing in the devil I dont feel this effects me much.

  52. Tom says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    I also agree that once he’s got bored of eternal damnation, he can pass my soul on to the purple spaghetti monster to do what he likes with :)

    I feel amused because I’m making a social contract between an imaginary concept and a mythical entity!

  53. mik9dt says:

    I do not believe that god exists, but that a large number of people do.
    It is other peoples belief in the devil that I do not wish to promote.
    Fearful things are done in the name of god, just think what might be done in the name of the devil…

  54. Steve Clark says:

    If I said “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” what’s in it for me?

    Nothing? OK. Whatever.

  55. Belinda says:

    I love how many of the people who are signing up are – in the same breath – adding in a disclaimer that they don’t believe in any of it anyway, so it’s not really binding!

    For my part, I won’t say it. My belief system teaches me that there is no greater heaven than your own good behaviour, and no bigger devil than your cruelty, so why make myself even more paranoid than being religious already makes me? =D

  56. kale says:

    I’d love to sign a pact with the devil, but since he doesn’t exist, there’s no pact to sign.

  57. Devil says:

    Thank you Richard, we will not forget you down there for this deed!

    Satan

  58. Gammidgy says:

    There is still a confusion in some individuals, particularly in the US, between satanists and atheists, and atheists living in those majority Christian communities suffer as a result, through discrimination and abuse. Why make it worse for them?

    Some people believe the devil is real, and for them that is terrifying. While I will often mock people for their kooky beliefs, it doesn’t seem right to me to mock their deepest fears.

    For the record, the devil ain’t getting my soul because I haven’t got one. I am a sentient bag of bits and nothing more.

    • Pepijn says:

      I go back and forth. I don’t like to intentionally hurt people’s feelings, but there are times when I just can’t get over *how* silly some people’s beliefs are and can’t stop myself from mocking them…

  59. Anonymous says:

    I don’t agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. Unless its this incarnation of the devil http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer_(DC_Comics). He’s seems like an interesting chap. Or possibly Hellboy.

    Upon my death I leave my soul to Science. The real bits of me are already donated.

    I feel hungry.

  60. SteveE says:

    I don’t agree to leave my soul to the devil. Unless its this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer_(DC_Comics), he seems interesting. Or possibly Hellboy.

    Upon my death, I leave my soul to Science. My real bits are already donated.

    I feel hungry.

  61. Johanne says:

    I, Johanne, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. I expect no payment or reward; I make this statement solely for the fun and humour of it…

    You see, there is no devil, nor is there a soul. Also, eternal life, and the eternity of a soul are myths. In fact, the only things in the statement above which arguably exist are I, Johanne, and humour.

    I am funny. Also, I like to laugh. So, have at me, Lord Host of the Hoary Netherworld! Poke at my eternally burning soul-stuff with your comically oversized pitchfork while your tormenting demons tinge the underworld’s fume with their noxious, Brueghelian farts*. Forever. Seriously. I dare ya.

    *(No, really, Brueghel painted farts – don’t take my word for it – look it up!)

  62. Andy says:

    I am not prepared to sign this contract as the wording is vague.

    What would I get in return, is it implied that the devil would grant 3 wishes as is standard in such contracts?

    Do I have any statutory rights, if the devil provides substandard solutions to my “wishes” does the contract get revoked? What if the devil has been misleading it implying ability to provide such wishes.

    Is “eternal damnation” in the same way that phones are “unlimited” where eternal is actually defined in a foot note as being less than eternal?

    If I take a seperate contract with other being that grants me “everlasting life in heaven” then would the death event still occur?

    Does the damnation have a fair use policy in that if the devil did too much daming in a month he would be capped? If the the devil was found to be taking souls and distributing copies of them would the contract be terminated?

    Under which country’s law/religion would the said devil be from?

    Is it a transferable policy, could the devil pass my soul over to say Kali for an alternative damnation?

    Does this contract have a superior fiddle playing get out clause?

  63. Janet says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil, god(s), santa claus, the tooth fairy, goblins, aliens, pixies, werewolves, vampires, ghosts, leprachauns, chubacarbras and bigfoot can all share my soul for eternal damnation (partying)”

    If any of them existed it might be fun to have a chat. The only ones I was ever told to believe in were santa and the tooth fairy and they were a big let down!

  64. fi says:

    this makes me feel sick to the stomach. shame on you for getting people into things they don’t fully know the consequences of. this is a disgusting experiment and these words should never ever be said in such an off the cuff way.

    eurgh.

    • Gert says:

      fi,
      thank you for making my day!

    • Andy Wears says:

      Seeing as God, Satan, and all other deities are only as real as your mind makes them, I feel no remorse in saying I’d sell my soul. I don’t believe, therefore in my reality they don’t exist. But you believe if you wish, I won’t stop you :)

  65. Johanne says:

    In fact, devil, why wait ’til I die? Come get my soul right now… I don’t need it. I don’t even do my yoga regularly.

  66. Gabriel says:

    “I, Gabriel, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    When there is no god, there can´t be any devil to take my soul.

  67. Gert says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    BUT, given what most religions give as a certain ticket to hell, I was heading there anyway. I feel giddy for maybe freaking out some people.

  68. Fisherman Bill says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my sole for eternal damnation”

  69. Mariposa says:

    This Tarot card, to me it represents things that go against our beliefs, they go against our convictions … We come into contact with our unadmitted shadow side of our personality, our animal side … but all of this is within ourselves, with what so-called “devil” am I making a pact?

  70. Peter says:

    I, Peter Ward, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. I expect to win the lottery so I can life a properly debauched life first!

  71. Margaret says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Hmm. Strange. I don’t feel any different. Perhaps that’s because, um, the devil doesn’t exist.

    Please pass this staggering conclusion on to your friend, Richard!

  72. Johanne says:

    Well, devil, as nothing has happened yet, I can see that centuries of negotiating with hapless Biblical figures has hardened you. You drive a hard bargain, evil one… So, I’m prepared to sweeten this deal for YOU…!

    If you come retrieve my soul in the next fifteen minutes, you get – my soul, my walrus-jaw bookends, and a gently-used set of eversharp kitchen knives!

    But that’s not all!!!

    It’s a Blowout Soul Sale at Crazy Jo’s!!! Souls are moving fast, and to clear them all out TODAY, here’s an offer the King of the Dead can’t refuse!

    If you come to me in the next 10 minutes, and take my soul into hell for eternal whatever-it-is-you-do, I will bear your child!

    That’s right, devil, I shall be the slightly-less than virginal mother of your anti-Christ scion!!

    Of course, you have to share custody. A woman has to draw the line somewhere…

    This is a limited time offer!!! Act fast!!!

  73. Hester says:

    I, Hester, don´t agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Though i´m fairly skeptical and levelheaded about alot of things, this still freaks me out and we do not know everything yet about Life and laws and forces of nature, physics and of attraction etc. ´if´ souls exist or not. So therefor, absolutely Not.

    • Hester says:

      btw: i´m not afraid of the devil, as it was once a vertility god and he shagged everyone and everything…it´s more the damnation thing in this contract and the soul which we know no-shit about.

  74. daopig says:

    The devil shows the bondage of material obsession. In the Britain the best illustration of this would be the clinging home owners have to massive overvaluation. In a very real sense, obsessive attachment, the status-quo and clinging can propogate misery. The ‘devil’s work to do…

    Now gaining material wealth and power is easy – just imagine there are no consequences, and LIE. LIE like a trooper. Lull people from their potential to happiness. Persuade them that happiness is to be found in stuff and not deeds.

  75. Juan Antonio says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I actually felt compeled to write and sign this comment just to “prove a point”.

  76. Ben says:

    While we’re leaving our intangible souls to the devil, could I encourage people to leave their tangible bodies to the organ donor register?

    http://www.organdonation.nhs.uk/ukt/Consent.do

    • Anton says:

      Already there dude. I’m all for practical actions over talking to entities that have not influence over the world.

  77. S Fox says:

    Seems a bit of a daft proposition really since Christian theology has Satan being cast into the lake of burning sulfur himself where there will be torment day and night for ever and ever. Rev 21

  78. Anonymous says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    I sure won’t be needing it (or indeed, anything). Being dead and all.

  79. daopig says:

    But the devil is a metaphor. So if metaphorically sign away my soul, I am metaphorically saying that I have no legacy to leave behind. I am revealing that my incarnation this time is a wasted round. And next time (if there is a next time), I will bear suffering that will seem an eternity until I gain respect for the sacrament of being alive and having the self-determination and responsibilty to choose my own path through eternity…

  80. daopig says:

    Oh, and muhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha (nearly forgot)

  81. Amie (@amierockorange) says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I don’t mind because hell is where all the cool people will be anyway.

    Oh and I don’t believe in a God, the Devil or the soul, so to me it’s just words.

  82. Phil Tanner says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Not in the least bit nervous about it. After I’m dead science is getting my body – what do I care? As I don’t have a soul, anyone who finds one is welcome to it…

  83. Johanne says:

    (head in hands) *si-igh* Devil, devil, devil…

    You’re making this hard, man… I’m giving and giving… and not so much as a hint of acknowledgement from you… It’s like all my former relationships rolled into one…

    You sure know how to torment a girl…

    O-kay!

    I can see that you’re waiting on my final offer… You are one tough customer, Devil, but I respect that in you. I can see that your reputation as a consumer of any and all proferred souls is ill-informed and ill-deserved…

    You are a discerning client, Beelzebub – may I call you Beelzebub? Fine… Here’s what I can do for you…

    You get the soul, the bookends, the kitchen knives and the progeny, and…

    This top quality snowboard! The Olympics are coming up, B…. You gotta have a snowboard. And this one’s orange… with flames on it…

    Huh? Huh? Tell me that won’t go with all your outfits.

    But I have one last, especially thoughtful gift for you… It’s this… A 75ml bottle of Dolce and Gabbana’s “Light Blue” for men. Still unwrapped and untouched, exactly as I left it when my ex dumped me by email on Christmas Eve, and I never ended up giving it to him…

    I bet you had a hand in that, huh, devil…? Like I said, you’re the Master of Earthly Torments…

    Now, besides that this scent goes easily from day to evening, and is, in my humble but infallible opinion, the way a man ought to smell, it could serve double duty in relieving you from the aromatic tedium of the unending brimstone fume.

    And I’ll tell you what, devil… If you decide that you want my soul today, I will cover all delivery charges, shipping and handling, state and federal taxes, AND I’ll give a generous tip to the hellhound gatekeepers at Hades’s portal…

    Now, come on, devil, why wait another day?

    You know you want it…

  84. sid remmer says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    yawns

  85. lakritze says:

    Nope, I’m not signing my soul away. Why would I? Plus, it’s a perfectly good soul, who knows what I’ll be needing it for?

  86. Chris says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. I feel silly doing this.

  87. [...] highlights, you’ve got a chance at (scientist & sceptic) Richard Wiseman’s site to pledge your soul to the devil. Go on. Give it a go. What’s the worst that could [...]

  88. Johanne says:

    A pact with the devil?

    Hell, you can’t give these souls away…!

    • Actually I think the reason he didn’t bite with the last one is a snowboard is of no value to one who lives in a land of fire and brimstone.

      Keep going! I believe in you! Which is more than I can say for Satan right now but still!

    • Johanne says:

      To tell you the truth, I’m feeling a little let down by the Master do Deceivers today…

      I thought for sure my “bearing the anti-Christ” offer would seal the deal. You just can’t please some Evil Ones…

  89. Stephanie says:

    I thought the deal was that if you weren’t a practicing Christian/Catholic etc that’s what happened anyway so it doesn’t really make any difference.

    But if I’m making a pact with imaginary beings I want something out of it, I mean if I met a genie I’d be expecting a wish to be granted

    So lets go with tradition:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in exchange for the ability to sing and play guitar like the rock god I want to be

  90. Chris says:

    I haven’t settled the soul question in my mind, so here’s my answer: I am not selling my soul to any entity for any price. It’s all I have….

  91. mark says:

    My worry here is not about signing away my soul (because I don’t have one) let alone to a fictional being.

    My concern is more that you are asking for contractual wording with neither end attached (or well defined) – you clearly not representing the devil (what with him not existing and all that) and I don’t have a soul to sell – and I am left with an uneasy feeling that someone could possibly find a way of defining things in a way that neither of us intended.

    The devil means nothing – but contracts ( and lawyers) on the other hand must be treated with the greatest of respect in this modern world of ours….

  92. ivan says:

    A contract is not valid under English law unless there is a consideration, so the devil does need to provide something in return for the assignment of the soul, or the contract is unenforceable. This is why contracts to give something away essentially for free often provide a token consideration such as a “peppercorn”.

    I should like to read the contract in more detail to see
    (1) the credentials of the counter-party
    (2) the definition of “soul”

    If for example “the devil” turns out, in the contract, to be the pseudonym of a certain person, corporeal or legal, and “soul” is defined in the contract to be a codeword for some valuable assets, then I’m not signing that contract.

    But even if I am satisfied that the counterparty is “no legal person” and the asset assigned is “nothing”, as far as I am concerned, it still seems to me to be a bad idea to sign it. A contract assigning nothing to no one, in return for a consideration, comes into the category of “if it looks too good to be true, it probably is”. No doubt this is some kind of phishing scam, or other fraudulent scheme.

  93. Jason says:

    The Devil is welcome to my soul but my brother will get my old new-wave, dub and house collection..

  94. Ania says:

    Only religious people believe in the Devil and so would be reluctant to sign a pact. Atheists would be as likely to sign a pact with him as with Mickey Mouse, so the survey is invalid.

  95. MRC says:

    In exchange for perfect luck in everything I do, I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Done. Seems a bit silly though. If you believe it has any value, then you believe in the devil and hell, so it is quite scary, but if you don’t believe, then what is the point?

  96. Kris says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”. Sure. So can Cthulhu. And Eris.

    And I deny the Holy Spirit.

    The whole concept is more than a bit silly. People don’t fear what they perceive as myths. The devil holds the same place in my mind as Cthulhu holds in most others. It’s a myth with no power to do me any harm, whether I swear a pact to it or not.

  97. Ade says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”.

    Although I’m pretty sure I sold my soul many years ago on some website, so I might not be able to do it again.

    How do I feel? Bored.

  98. Ross Bagby says:

    This is a variation on a stunt George Bernard Shaw and other atheists have long pulled, in which during a discussion they would dare God to smite them with lightning within (say, five) minutes.
    Shaw would usually comment on the flinching of the believer that while they felt the Lord to be Almighty, evidently they also worried about his aim.

  99. Pepijn says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Signed,
    Pepijn Edward Schmitz

    Wow. I feel empowered now. As if I suddenly have mighty entity on my side! But also a slight sense of worry that there might be a price to pay.

  100. _JonBaxter_ says:

    If I wanted to give my soul away free in exchange for NOTHING, I’d probably put down the statement you asked to be cut & pasted (if whichever mental institution I was placed in for my own safety allowed me internet access because I’d obviously be a bit mad).

    As it is, I’m a little too savvy to assume anything with a reputation like Satan (should such an entity exist and fill the generally understood perameters of such a being) would treat such a statement as requiring recompense in any form.

    If anyone DID just copy and paste it would they also mind copying and pasting this: “I agree that whenever he likes, Jon Baxter can have anything of mine he wants”, please :)

    • Hell no, I may have given my eternal soul to Satan but I’m not stupid.

      But seriously, nothing is a good deal for a soul

    • _JonBaxter_ says:

      Never know, someone might be stupid enough. Not like I’m after their soul’s…just the material stuff. They can always claim replacements offa Satan :)

    • jason lee says:

      can any one of you plz help me to sign a pact with the devil plz contact me on 071 507 2411 thank you

  101. arthwollipot says:

    I, Andrew, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation, in exchange for a free plane ticket, accomodation and registration for TAM 8.

  102. Andy Wears says:

    I would sign a contract to sell my soul to the desolate one. It’s about as useful as signing up to be in any other religion. Hell, I already have a 666 tattoo on the back of my neck! (Yes I know it’s not technically right, but 666 has more of a cultural impact nowadays than the correct 616) All deities are a load of rubbish anyway, so I may as well be signing to say that I would allow Santa and the Easter bunny to gang rape my corpse. It’s just as likely to happen! :P

    • Johanne says:

      I didn’t know the Easter Bunny was into corpses… I thought he liked chocolate…

      The things you learn…

  103. ken says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  104. ronnie says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    well … i not really like it …

    so, i take back my words

  105. stunt_girl says:

    Is not signing this like a reversal of Pascal’s wager? That just in case the devil does exist it’s best not to promise your soul to him….?

    • Well we all know Pascal’s wager is flawed and is a bad reason to believe
      So reverse pascal’s wager must also be flawed and therefore be a good reason to sign your soul over. It’s logical!*

      *DISCLAIMER: statement may not actually be logical, but hey, you’re reading fine print – you’ll be fine! Do it!

  106. Carlos Orsi says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    It’s kind of weird, you know… My inner agnostic is just a little queasy about this…

  107. D says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    It’s also true in American common law jurisdictions (all states but Louisiana) that this promise is unenforceable (i.e., not a contract) without consideration of some kind. Although the devil might be able to enforce my promise if he can show that he reasonably relied on my promise to his own detriment, and demonstrated further that the only equitable remedy is to enforce the soul-giving.

    I’m not too worried about a mythical being trying to enforce a promise to obtain a metaphor from me, though. Considering the low probability I assign to each of these propositions: (a) there is a “devil”; (b) there are real things called “souls”; (c) the devil is pretty much as described in cheesy fiction (Faust notwithstanding), to me the conjunctive probability so low as to be absurd to even worry about. So I have no qualms when I say the above.

  108. Peter Cranny says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation, Peter.

    I assume I will now be granted untold wealth, health and prodigious ability to play any musical instrument.

    Don’t forget the 72 virgins – oh sorry, wrong brand of mumbi-jumbo…

    Peter

  109. niroz says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Because if he’s the opposite of god, I’d rather go with him.

  110. mrthorswold says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  111. Karthi says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I am feeling fine.

  112. mrthorswold says:

    This is almost as scary as homeopathic “medicine” is effective.

  113. Fergus Gallagher says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    He can have my porn collection too.

  114. dave says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation on the proviso that during my life I get as much wealth and errr favours as I want”

  115. Tom says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Because there are no such things as devils or gods.

    I will highlight other pacts to make this point:

    “I agree that upon my death the Smurfs can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    “I agree that upon my death Santa Claus can have my soul for eternal toy wrapping”

    “I agree that upon my death Sauron can bind me into whatever magical ring he chooses to construct”

  116. Icepick says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Does that mean I now have to participate in a bloody war for more than a decade to throw off French rule?

    While I’m at it…

    “Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary”
    “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice”
    “Lord Voldemort”

  117. RinzeWind says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”.

    That’s it? He can keep it. I have a pair of old socks he might also want, but it’ll have to be before this evening or they’ll end up in the trash.

  118. Michael Goff says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Michael Goff aka Evil Eye

  119. Dan Brown says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Because it’s not real.

  120. Olathe says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Providing there will be doughnuts.

    Olathe

  121. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Prostitutes, rockers and whiskey makers are there so good place to be for the rest of my nolife.

  122. Mandie says:

    I, Mandie, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    I feel unperturbed. I’d also be willing to sign a pact with the Great Ooga-Booga Man or any other imaginary being. Bring it on!

  123. Todd says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    The devil can have my soul, but the tooth fairy gets all of my remaining teeth.

    –Todd

  124. josemaria says:

    My name is José María and I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.
    It’s ok or devil need my NIF too?

  125. Daniel says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul* for eternal damnation”

    *Terms and conditions apply.

    At the moment I feel passionately indifferent.

  126. Shig says:

    I am Shig the Unmentionable, and I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    I made my peace with that idea ages ago, in conversation with a fundamentalist-leaning Christian acquaintance of mine. “But what if you’re wrong? What if you die and learn that there really is a God?” Then, I said, I will humbly accept whatever judgment he has for me. But my faith is strong enough that I feel no need to change my behavior out of fear of being wrong.

  127. Gregor says:

    When I was 10, myself and a friend sat under a tree in the woods, wrote out a pact with the devil to have our souls, pricked our fingers and put our blood at the bottom, spat on it then burned it… all in exchange for a raise in our pocket money.

    We then went home and asked our parents for an extra 20p a week pocket money to see if it had worked. And it had.

    So I’m already going. My only regret looking back is I hadn’t asked for a bigger willy as well.

  128. Kristie says:

    I take the so-called leaps of faith that gods, devils, souls, and eternal damnation don’t exist. Therefore, I feel silly pledging anything imaginary to anything else imaginary.
    And if I’m wrong, the devil’s just the lapdog of the Judeo-Christian (including Allah for good measure) god anyway. It’d be like a Capo compared to a full Don in the gangster world. God’s a far more twisted and malignant force if history and biblical stories have any place in the discussion.
    If there was a reality to any of those things, I’d not willing do business with God or his thugs.

  129. Laure says:

    I Laure agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation…again

    it’s about the 2nd time i sign my soul to the devil…
    once as a teenager because i was delusional/into the occult and scare the shit out of people…this time it’s to make a point.

    So what’s one more

    I Laure agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation…again…again

    ;D

  130. w_nightshde says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation -William”

    I feel a tiny bit silly, as the Devil is a fictional construct.

  131. Jim says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    But s/he better make this worhtwhile! Maybe now I’ll get as many comments on my blog a Richard does. Oh, wait, the devil would have to make me more clever and I doubt even s/he can do that! Oh well…

    Reminds me of a Skeptic Zone podcast. I think it was Dr. Rachie at a NY skeptic group that would get together on Friday the 13ths and break mirrors and other things. You had to sign your soul away to get in and a few so-called skeptics shrank from that bit. Cracked my up to no end.

  132. Vincent says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I assume he’ll want to wear gloves before he touches it.

  133. Kevin says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation, as long as I’m the solo winner of this weeks 80mil jackpot on Friday!

  134. Stevetronic says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    I’ll do anything to keep Cliff Richard’s music away from me.

    I wonder which level of hell I’ll end up in? I’d quite like to hang out in the 2nd level of hell with all the people who lust… such as Apple fanatics… we could all talk about how much we want an iPad.

    (Richard, if it turns out that there’s proof of the devil and that you are indeed him and you’re tricking us… I’m going to be well angry)

    • Stevetronic says:

      Plus – if the devil definitely has my soul then I won’t be in limbo and so won’t have to talk to Derek Acorah or Sylvia Browne. Bonus!!

  135. TomM says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    I have no reason to beleive that I have a soul. I think I’m pulling a fast one on this devil character

  136. Pekka S says:

    Since I don’t belive in the soul or the devil this seems like a pretty empty agreement. However, there still is a very small chance that I’m wrong, and therefor I will not make such a pact.

    But If you would through in a small amount of cash or a free copy of 59-Seconds I’d be more than willing to offer my soul to the devil.

  137. greg says:

    I would, but I believe I already traded my soul for a bag of cheetos during lunch back in high school. I’ve got a few spare senses of dignity he can have in exchange for eternal happiness though.

    To do this right though, “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.”

    I feel mostly bored and tired and glad that I have a cup of hot chocolate

  138. angoram says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Of couse I agree. And my body also if he wants.

  139. Antonio says:

    You bunch of non-believers… I still can’t believe the comments above.
    How do you dare to speak this way in front of the great FSM!!??

  140. siener says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Technically though I think I’m already hell bound since I took the Blasphemy Challenge four years ago:

  141. Ken Parsonage says:

    I Ken Parsonage agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  142. Captainmcsmoky says:

    According to almost every religion on this planet not following “the right path” is a hell worthy offence, and as nobody is a member of all religions (especially Atheists) everyone on the planet is therefore breaking the rules of at least one religion, ergo we are all going to end up in hell wether we “have faith” or not. Following this it surely makes more sense to pledge your soul to the devil as you will end up in hell anyway, so:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    (P.s. Can i also request the leadership of at least one of hells legions of Demons?)

    Looking forward to being on the winning side for all eternity.

  143. Raul says:

    “I, Raul, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”.

    Right now, I am feeling curious as to what interesting things Richard expects to glean from this inverse-pascal’s-wager-blasphemy-challenge-thingie. And also a little intrigued on what the more religious people I know would think about me writing these words.

  144. Matt Moog says:

    I won’t be making this offering now, not because I’m scared I already offered my soul to Jesus and to the Devil when I was a mixed up teenager.

    I believe in the power of the mind. I practise Tai chi, I am pragmatic (I am a magician I’ve played with hypnosis and have attended a cold reading seminar by Ian Rowland) so am aware of the subterfuge that can be played on other people and that which one can play on oneself.

    Therefore I won’t pledge my soul as I believe that I go where my intention is fixed. I wish for positive things to happen in my life, so I pledge for that to happen, not for what I consider a nonsensical piece of fun.

  145. BJ Kramer says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Although he may have to fight Yahweh for it — I sold my soul to a Jewish acquaintance a few years ago for $10. Perhaps I should have been true to my Jewish heritage and haggled with him for more.

    Oh, and FYI: Every month (on the 13th) is the meeting of the Jolly 13 Club of New York and New Jersey. There are always forms available to sell your soul; most attendees have signed.

  146. Kristin C says:

    “I, Kristin, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.”

    I heard that old Lucifer makes some really ace deals, so I’m telepathically faxing over my demands for my new awesome life as we speak.

  147. Foygl says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. In exchange I would like at least one bag of jelly babies.

    I am perfectly happy to make that pact. But my jelly babies have yet to arrive… maybe I need to buy them from the shop.

  148. whodat says:

    unlikely that “the devil” would keep their end of the bargain, so it seems more apt to just avoid the deal altogether, if possible

  149. ALH says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    Gizza job though devil, I would have fun making up new demons for you. It’ll be fun tormenting the ‘good’. Who wants to be stuck up there with the mormons anyways? Hell has all the best movies, music, games, art…<3

  150. Well… for a contract to exist there has to be consideration — value going both ways.

    What’s Old Nick offering me in return?

    Warmly,

    Jon

  151. Serabe says:

    You are breaking the rules. Human race has worked hard to be where we are now and you are giving it all away. For free!

    That said, will I get a free cookie?

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  152. F says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    And I want sex, lots of it. ^^

  153. Shona says:

    Yeah, I’m not GIVING AWAY my soul when I can save that up for some gullible idiot to buy it, signed in my blood of course. You guys are all suckeers. ;)

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation- Shona

  154. Steve says:

    My name is Steve, and I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. He can have it now for that matter. Enjoy!

  155. Sean says:

    “I, Sean, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I will donate it and ask for nothing in return. Same reason I’m an organ donor; I figure I won’t be using it when I’m dead. (I’m not even using it now)

    That was rather silly though.

  156. JJ says:

    You cannot just make a pronouncement that overrides the law of the land. Therefore, if such a bargain were to be struck, the devil would still have to go through probate and even then would only be eligible for that percentage of my soul not claimed by Gordon Brown through inheritance tax. So, the only way the devil can get it all is if he is, in fact, Gordon Brown.

    Hmmm, not so surprising, eh?

  157. dominic says:

    “I, dominic agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in return for vast earthly riches and full health for myself and my family.”

    As has been said above, I have to get something out of the deal. I’m not going to just give my soul away.

  158. P Treece says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”- P Treece

  159. P Treece says:

    I’ve given away my soul in exchange for pints loads of times, never has any negative effects.

  160. Jason says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Maybe I should pick up blues guitar now…

  161. I, Andrés, agree that the devil can have my soul when he pries it from my cold, dead fingers.

    I feel badass.

  162. AJK says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Awww, I was hoping to see the words ‘homo fuge’ appear.

    Doesn’t count unless written in blood and properly signed and notorised anyway.

  163. Perky says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I actually think this deal has already been struck, as a 12 year old in exchange for a pair of breasts and a training bra…. If I had known the gravity of the word eternal, I would have insisted they stayed in a northerly direction.

  164. slw says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I am not a dualist, so it feels like I am uttering something which doesn’t make much sense.

  165. scotth says:

    I, Scott H., agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. In return, I’d like to finish that interrupted drink with Dr. Wiseman from TAM 5. The one where TK had to threaten to stomp on someone’s (the interrupter) throat until he was dead.

    Well, I’m not exactly trembling.

  166. Owen says:

    I agree that upon my death Bill Gates (or failing that, anyone or anything else calling itself the devil) can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Honestly? Apart from the Bill Gates joke (‘joke’), a little twinge of doubt. No more than I get from being alone in a dark house and looking into the shadows, but I’m ashamed to admit it’s still there.

    Fortunately, as with being alone in the house, most of me knows better and it’s certainly not stopping me doing anything.

  167. Kayrolph says:

    I, Kay Rolph,agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.
    Wow, I thought I might have a little twinge of anxiety but no: nothing!

  168. Scott says:

    My name is Scott, and I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Despite being a vehement atheist, my Christian upbringing still makes me feel nervous stating such a thing.

    Anyway, if Old Nick comes for me, I’ll rip his tits off.

  169. Jam says:

    I’m atheist.
    I wouldn’t sign a pact with a devil.

    Why not: Because I’m not a 12 year old at a slumber party.

  170. Tamara says:

    I, Tamara, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    I am an atheist and have no qualms about this at all.

  171. Siiw says:

    It would feel like signing a contract with the small writing covered.

  172. Ricardohere says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”…

    Except that I feel very silly doing this; as a skeptic / humanist / atheist / rationalist / call it what you will, I find no reason to believe in:

    a) the existence of any devils, let along ‘the’ devil,
    b) a separately existing ‘soul’, let alone an eternally existing one

    Oh, and just as an aside, if a soul did exist separately and eternally, in what sense could it be said to be ‘mine’ unless ‘I’ also existed eternally?

    Bah! Pesky occultists ;o)

  173. I’m genuinely ashamed to admit that I’m reluctant to sign away an imaginary possession to a completely fictitious being. Plus, I’m an organ donor, so my soul is already. . .um. . .{sigh}.

  174. Kevin says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” Kevin Charleston

    Darn, I smeared the screen – where should the blood go?

    My Catholic Mother will be rotating in her grave ;-)

  175. K says:

    But that’s the same as saying the christian church is honest and true and that I believe there IS a devil.
    And devil worship is just so 1970s!
    Damned if I do, damned if I don’t? LOL

  176. Graeme de Preux says:

    I might just do it because eternity with Christians seems unbearable. Some of my best friends are sinners!

  177. Roy says:

    I like to treat my soul as a form of intellectual property. That way, I can sell licenses to as many buyers as I like!

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation, on the condition that not interfere with the rights of other license holders.

    In exchange, I’d like a donut.

    How do I feel about it? I’m a little sick to my stomach that this kind of nonsense has been so entrenched in our societies that people would hesitate to make a meaningless statement about a superstitious bogyman and his lake of fire.

  178. Billybobsteele says:

    I, William, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  179. Bob says:

    For me to say, and actually mean, “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” I would, first of all, have to believe there are such things as a soul and a devil, and by consequence a god. This leads me to question why the hell would I ever do such a thing?

  180. Nopke says:

    Just in case that chap would be around .. (0% but hey .. you have to keep an open mind, shouldn’t you) I’d want written proof from that chap that he will pay me for that during my present life in a major way. Why would I want to give him my soul with nothing in return. That’s not a pact!

  181. bigjohn756 says:

    I agree that upon my death a fictional creature can have my fictional soul for an eternal fictional activity. Now, doesn’t that sound too silly to bother with? It does to me.

  182. Skepdude says:

    Well “signing a pact with the devil” implies a knowledge, or at least acceptance, on my part that such a being exists. Now if I accepted that the devil exists, I would probably accept that God exists, which implies I would accept the existence of Hell and Heaven and eternal punishment and such, in which case making a pact with the devil would not be the most rational choice, I think..

    So no, no deal from me. So long as I don’t think this being exists, it is illogical to make a pact. As soon as I think it exists, it is in my own best interest not to make the pact. So in either case, no pact from me!

  183. I just had a friend who discovered the Blasphemy Challenge last month, so I can say here what I said to him. Direct copy from my email to him:

    I personally never cared enough to participate. It just seems to validate one particular set of superstitions/mythologies/whatever. I mean, should I have to bother with a near-infinite number of “unforgivable” acts just to invalidate any outlandish belief that someone has?

    “Oh, if you jump on your right foot with your left hand in your mouth it is the worst affront possible to the Sumerian pig-god Oc’atl-toc-tok! If you won’t do that, you must be living in fear of his Cloven Hoof of Bacony Vengence!”

    The greater challenge is for the true believers to let God do things for Himself. Whether it’s Islamic terrorists wearing exploding underpants or the Pope riding around behind bulletproof glass, it just seems like a kind of hubris that denies an all-powerful God.

  184. I Mark Ty-Wharton agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation…

    How I feel?

    Physical sensation of tummy turning over…

    Looking at patterns and interpretations, that’s a fairly powerful conversation someone created for me about death, devil, souls and damnation.

    Interesting…

  185. Ellie says:

    Don’t you usually get something in return? Oh, wait, fictional, never mind. Yes! I will sign a pact with the devil.

  186. Tracy King says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation – Tracy King.

    Except I don’t have a soul, but that’s rather the point of the thing. Can’t give away what you don’t have, especially if you’re giving it away to something that doesn’t exist.

    Anyway, the Devil is busy looking at porn, he won’t even see this post.

  187. Mark says:

    I, Mark Siddens, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Only fair, he gave me his a long time ago.

  188. Michaela says:

    I, Michaela, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Now I feel just like before.

    Slight chill maybe. But that’s just a drafty office. And now there’s a strange hissing sound. What is that? Is that?… Oh no! Snakes! Run!

  189. Carl Baker says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    – carl

  190. Sarah Giles says:

    Well I personally believe that the devil is Paris Hilton, and she’s not having my soul. She’d bling it up and carry it round like a chihuahua.

  191. Nick says:

    I, Nick, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  192. Mariano says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. Mariano.

    As the Devil, my soul is fiction. ;)

  193. Mike says:

    “I , Mike Becker, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Lulz. I’ll be takin’ that place over, and starting up my own band of HEAVY METAL AWESOME.

    Or I’ll just be worm food, cause there is no hell, in which case we were totally lied to by our album covers.

  194. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I feel no reluctance whatsoever. My only slight concern is that this is inconsistent with my Pastafarian beliefs… I wouldn’t want to be turned away from the Beer Volcano.

  195. terriaminute says:

    Since I don’t have a soul, (it’s not a matter of belief to me), and since I don’t believe in either the devil or any god, I can make this agreement – for whatever it may mean. To me, it is meaningless.

  196. ripper says:

    it ridiculous what effect some words can have on a person… i dont particularly believe in anything – but i dont like labels so i dont like referring to myself as atheist… or anything else for that matter… i just go about my daily life without worrying about the afters… im a forensic archaeologist… i know what the body goes thru once its dead – and there is nothing heavenly about it!

    but yet… i dont know if it was my catholic upbringing or overly religious family… or the fact that i live in a overly religious country… that writing out those words still gives me the bejeeebbus… although i cant bring myself to say bloody mary in front of a mirror either!

    the mind is a powerful thing… and mine has a particularly nasty imagination… esp. in the dark! (i also suffer from sleep paralysis) so i dont need anymore demons in my life

    but it still amazes me that i think like that! i just cant explain it!!!! and im quite annoyed at myself for being that ridiculous… i guess though… this is what you were after! :)

  197. Danny Start says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” Wow – I found that so liberating now I crack on with being evil….

  198. Danny Start says:

    I meant ‘…Now I can crack on with being evil…’ – time permitting of course.

  199. Tiago says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    Why should i write only my first name? When can i meet Satan? He must have really cool stories to tell!

  200. Sean Harlow says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    How I feel? Like I just pushed Ctrl-C and then Ctrl-V. It’s a series of words that have a useful meaning only within certain belief structures. For someone outside of those belief structures, it has the same meaning as if I was to say “I agree that upon my death Charlie the Unicorn can have my time machine”.

  201. Phil says:

    I, Phil, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    This agreement replaces any previous ones I may have made with the tooth fairy, father christmas, easter bunny, guardian angels, lucky talismans, earth spirits, flying spaghetti monster, buddha, allah etc.

    To be honest, I’m not sure what I’ve agreed to here, exactly. There seems to be very little agreement about what exactly the “devil”, “soul” and “damnation” mean, or what “having” my soul means. Is this “devil” creature merely expected to gain some sort of sadistic pleasure from tormenting me? Or will my soul be used more productively to commit further atrocities and annoy other supernatural beings? If it didn’t “have” my soul would something else “have” it instead? What are my choices here?

    Also, who or what is going to enforce this? What is the penalty if either party reneges on the deal? Will we be, er, damned instead? What is the proposed benefit to either party (as others have asked)?

    My feelings are mainly curiosity to know what the original proposer expected. Am I supposed to be a bit nervous now in case a red creature with horns suddenly bursts through the door? Yikes, it must be strange living in that world.

  202. Joseph Smith says:

    You mean pact with whom? Where do I collect the cash?

  203. Tom Murphy says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  204. Zev Eisenberg says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Doesn’t mean a thing to me. Neither do words like “soul” or “devil”.

  205. I’ve decided – after much consideration – to keep my options open …….. hope that’s OK *touch wood*

  206. Xavier says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  207. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  208. Nacnudrium says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    How do I feel? I feel like I have to make a joke [searches wit for joke...]. All I can come up with is something about Dr. Faustus taking a “pact lunch” to Hell.

  209. Jo Hatton says:

    I, Jo Hatton, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Seems a bit of a lie, really. I’m agreeing a non-existent entity can have an abstract idea for an impossible concept. But it does seem to have dispelled the last traces of catholic doubt. Thanks!

  210. Rob Turpin says:

    “I Rob Turpin agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    not really an issue as a confirmed athiest.

  211. fred says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    When i die that is it. like a candle being blown out, No god, no devil, Silly people,

  212. Laura says:

    I wonder if the results would be any different if this were set up more formally. Blog comments are by their nature quite light-hearted and not taken as seriously as, say, signing your name on an actual formal-looking contract.

    Strange to say, I’m as much an atheist as the next right-thinking person, but still am not going to do this. I’m trying to decide whether it’s because I don’t feel I have to prove myself or whether my scientific mind leads me never to rule out the possibility, however vanishingly small, that there might actually be a devil and it’s not worth the risk…

  213. Robin says:

    If the devil were to exist, and all the people above are now damned (not that I acctualy believe that), wouldn’t that be an evil enough act on Richards part making them sell their souls to also deny him entry into “heaven”?
    Just thinking out loud…

  214. Majik Sznak says:

    I’m as ready to give my soul to the Devil as I am to give my sploof to the Bleeborx.

    I’ll also sign away my aura to Darth Vader in a second.

  215. Dr. Teeth says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation…again.”
    My feelings on this aren’t very good, aren’t very good at all, despite my highly individual belief system.
    It’s just that the character of the Devil is known for being underhanded and better looking than me.
    So why would I do this, I dunno, maybe I’m a follower, or maybe I just have a really good lawyer.

  216. Chris says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Feel fine, since actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster will get my soul, whatever there is of it, and He has prior claim. Ramen.

  217. I have been unaware of any recent announcement that you had been appointed as the marketing/sales assistant for Satan. I don’t have a problem with the words – but don’t understand what the offer is.

  218. nikki says:

    My imagination runs wild with all the possibilities.

    I’ve watched too many horror movies that teach us that if a character goes against the moral code eg has sex before marriage or says red rum into a mirror they die in a gore infested slash fest by the end of the next scene.

    I’m gonna follow Jamie lee Curtis’s good girl image, but first I need to cancel my goat slaying and virgin sacrifice evening.

    Seriously though, I realise that there’s no harm in doing this but I can’t shift the what ifs from my mind. I’ve just watched too many movies.

  219. HorthgirOD says:

    I get into enough trouble with comments like ‘I’m less “pro-choice” and more “anti-life”.’ without fundathumpers claiming devil worship.
    (However, there is a segment of the Quest cult who are doing a Psalm 109 prayer fest on my ass… so, if the devil wishes to give me immense wealth and power in this life, and a non-executive directorship in the after life, a 4 book deal and a career in after dinner speaking, he can have what passes for my soul. I am a man of wealth and taste already…)

  220. Miguel says:

    This is a trick from de devil. Don´t sell.

  221. Brian says:

    Although it seems incredibly unlikely that there is a devil, I’m not ready to sign away my “soul” on the off chance that I turn out to be wrong. This is a straw man argument made by Christians in an attempt to “prove” that we actually believe. The straw man is the idea that we know there is no god, so what’t the harm in selling your soul? The reality is that we don’t and can never know, it just seems highly implausible, there is no proof, and therefore there is no reason to take one belief over another or any belief at all.

    • Brian says:

      btw – I know there are arguments against this using different scenarios, but in this case there is no tangible benefit to saying it, so why take the risk? You could also make the argument that then there is no harm in saying that you accept Jesus Christ, but if there is an all knowing god, then he would know I didn’t believe in Jesus so what would be the point? So I think the point people made about receiving something in return is valid, although I would be awfully suspicious if someone actually offered me a large sum of money for my soul…

  222. David says:

    The problem with this bargin is not about the existance of the Devil, it is about the payoff of the bargin.

    Since eternity is, well, really long, but all we can conceive of is our life time let’s put this in terms we can understand. Here is the bargin:

    Satan will give you as much money/fame/power/or what ever as you want (or can handle) for a year. After that Satan gets to punch you in the face every hour on the hour for the rest of your life.

  223. Jen R says:

    “I, Jen, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Yeah, I’ve still got enough of my upbringing ingrained in me to feel a bit hesitant at that, but not that much. ::hits Submit::

  224. Michael says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  225. RabbitPirate says:

    Alas I already gave my soul to Cthulhu, and all I got out of the deal were some fish sticks. I was hungry at the time so it seemed worth it.

  226. Marijke says:

    this does remind me of when a friend of mine suddenly was all into god and tried to get me to see her way (Which I hated!!!)

    So when she tried again I told her ok if god will show me a bunny tomorrow on my way to work I will believe! She agreed.

    Well …. I did see a bunny but I told her I didn’t LOL

    I just don’t believe there is someone like a god or devil.

    I believe in the laws of energy and think we are all made of energy
    and energy can’t be destroyed or created. so our energy just gets back into one big energy pool and come back in some form or another

    So I have no problem with saying “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  227. I Arne agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in excange for $ 1 000 000 and lots of attractive women. And some awesome superpowers.

    Yeah, I’m pretty sure my soul is both safe and non-existing, but I still won’t bargain with it unless I get something in retur.

    In honesty – I fell completley fine. I’d probably sell my soul for a pizza if I was hungry.

  228. Geoffrey says:

    “I agree that upon my death Richard Wiseman can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Be kind…

  229. Robert says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    - Robert Price

    well, that was easy. So what do I get for this shiney new soul of mine. Am I selling it or am I giving it away?

  230. Chris says:

    Brian, Laura, (and probably others in comments I did not read)
    you are repeating the logical fallacy of Pascal’s Wager here. Hedging against the unlikely possibility of the existence of the supernatural won’t work – you are doomed as an atheist whether you write the words here or not…

    • Brian says:

      No, I understand Pascal’s Wager very well, but in this case I have no desire to sell my “soul” and there is no tangible benefit to saying I will sell it. I am not going to subscribe to any belief in a supernatural being to “hedge my bets”, but I also can’t deny the unlikely possibility that there is one. Pascal’s wager is about believing in god to hedge your bets, which presents a false dichotomy. The same false dichotomy does not apply to a refusal to categorically deny the existence of a particular deity.

    • Brian says:

      just to be clear, the reason the false dichotomy of Pascal’s Wager doesn’t apply to a refusal to complete deny the existence of a deity is because I can refuse to deny the existence of every deity. Whereas many religions require you to abandon all other gods, I have no issues with the idea that they all have an equally small, but non zero chance of being true. That doesn’t mean that I am going to go around trying to follow the rules of every religion to avoid going to any of their respective hells, but I am also not going to make a statement of absolute denial of any of them.

  231. matt dixoncarter says:

    “I , Matt Dixoncarter, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    That said… a lot of you guys are really bummin’ me out. For the Love of FSM, it’s just a bit of fun, quit over thinking it, lighten up.

  232. Chris says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    - Chris

    Total non-deal for the devil really, because there is no such thing as a “soul”. Then again, there is no such thing as the devil either…

  233. Meredith says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” — Meredith Raley

    I’m an atheist, and I barely thought twice about it. Of course, I’ve already convinced people to buy my “soul” twice before (both in high school, because I didn’t bring money for lunch), so I’m not sure how this deal works out for the devil. And I do expect something in return, preferably more than a free lunch.

  234. Jareth says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation
    -Jareth
    The best word to describe my feelings on this would be: nonchalant.

  235. Raül says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    Raül

    well, may be eight years ago, I would feel some scare and anguish, but not now. Now I’m really fine. Thank you skepctics.

  236. Myk says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Myk

    I’m quite happy to allow a non-existent entity to do whatever it wants with a non-existent object/property.

    And if anyone at some stage wishes to buy my soul for some physical return, I’ll sell it to them, too.

  237. Alex says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    I hope I get a private jet

  238. Gustaf Källstrand says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    //Gustaf

    Already taken the “The Blasphemy Challenge” so why not this?

  239. Dana says:

    Sorry, I’m not getting into a pact with the Devil unless he’s got something to offer me.

    I’ll sell my soul for $250,000. What’d ya say?

  240. Flavio says:

    Why I won’t do it?

    Same reason because I don’t pray!! Are you kidding me?

  241. Daneel says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I feel.. dumb.

  242. Datan0de says:

    “I, Eric, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.”

    It’s interesting. I know that the Devil doesn’t exist. I know that souls don’t exist. As much as possible, I let reason, rational judgment, and humanist values guide my behavior. Yet I’d be lying if I said I don’t feel a twinge of discomfort at typing that. I guess that over 30 years of religious indoctrination can take a long time to completely deprogram. Even knowing what’s happening on an intellectual level doesn’t completely eradicate the emotional baggage, but I think that exercises like this help.

    • Lindamp says:

      I, Linda, agree …
      …that although I was inspired by Datan0de’s post to go for it, I can’t do this. Let me sleep on it and maybe I will be able to do it tomorrow.
      Very disappointed in myself. :-(
      I wonder if the fact that I actually started to type it and didn’t just copy&paste affected my capability.
      “I, Linda, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.”

    • Lindamp says:

      I, Linda, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

      Interesting. I can type it out now I’ve already done it with the copy & paste.
      Weird.

    • Alex says:

      It’s all in your head, Linda.

    • Lindamp says:

      Yes, I know that, that’s why I was upset that I couldn’t do it initially.
      I blame hangovers from when I was religious as an impressionable teenager.

  243. No.
    This answer is completely unrelated to the hypothetical existence or non-existence of the (a) devil.
    My answer only reflects my fundamental beliefs on right and wrong, good and bad, strong for personal choices in life and society.
    As such, a pact with the devil will only reflect a fundamental, wrongly-directed road to destruction.
    (it could be quite well that I’m Nr x100 making this statement, I’ve not yet read all the other comments….)

    • hmmm, now after reading about half the replies I’ve noticed that I would better have set a good price for this hypothetical soul of mine.

      So here we go: good friends, lots of fun and parties, plenty of liquor, great food and handsome well-humoured guys, good books and the best movies, great house with enormous badrooms, refrigatators, bath tubs and swimming pools, and good looks with good health, all for a very very long life time.
      How about that ?

    • Alex Grigg says:

      But giving your soul to the devil doesn’t affect anything until you die, does it? That seems to be how most of the myths go, aside from the ones where the devil is also double-crossing you in the real world. You can be as good or bad as you want until you die, even if the devil is real.

  244. Sebastián Hoch says:

    I, Sebastián Hoch, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    It does feel weird to type that, but I’m pretty convinced that the devil, god, angels, etc., are completely nonsense and don’t exist.

  245. Richard A. says:

    I, Richard, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    Umm, OK. I’ve got HIV, so cure me of that, find me my one true love, must have a very hairy chest *giggles*. When I’m cured of my ‘dis-eases’ I want a path to wealth and eternal life, I’m already talented as all hell so shouldn’t be too hard!! Hairdresser, artist, singer…. I think that call that a Renaissance man or something!! LOL

    As for my “fear”…. I’ve studied various paths including Satanism for a few months. I’m Wiccan by faith but non practicing for the most part except when I’m needed for energy work. I believe in other dimensions where such creatures as Vampires and Werewolves dwell so hey, why not?

    Bring it on!

  246. Ann says:

    There is no upside to this pact; there is only a possible downside.

  247. elisabeth9999 says:

    o, I forgot to add : lots of great s with a very kind nice guy ( so no, not you, mr d !!)

  248. Emma J King says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Since neither souls nor the devil exist, it doesn’t bother me one bit….

  249. benaud says:

    I, benaud do solemnly agree that upon my death (or even before, if desired) the devil (or any other imaginary deity/fairy/emissary of Santa Claus) can have my soul, or any other part of me for eternal damnation or maybe for a good defiling or game of bowls. I could care less about such superstitions, but I want something in return as well – I’m thinking donut, or something yummy like that, maybe a lamington .. mmmmmm, something yummy … failing that, give me maybe a trip into space AND something yummy like a donut .. oh and Satan isn’t all bad, I mean, you gotta think that he’s going to look after his own .. so I’m just going to check the fridge for a donut …

    benaud

  250. Alex Grigg says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    I would be much more concerned if there was a physical manifestation of the devil in front of me asking for a signature in blood, but even then hell seems much more interesting than heaven.

  251. kjr says:

    “Dear Devil,
    I agree that upon my death you can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Waiting for an answer, kjr.”

  252. Andrew MW says:

    I guess for me, this demonstrates that I’m still technically agnostic rather than atheist. I’m 99.9999% sure it’s all bunk, but I’m still not prepared to take that 1 in a million chance – sorry Richard, you got me with this one!

  253. scott says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    –Scott

    These are just words to me. I have absolutely no concern about the perceived risks. Also this statement is my opinion and in no way is it intended to insult anyone’s beliefs.

  254. ScottE says:

    “I, ScottE, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I also agree the devil can have my sole. I added that just for the halibut.

  255. Jarek says:

    “I, Jarek, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I said it aloud, too. I feel kind of silly. It made me laugh.

  256. Davide says:

    As an atheist, I don’t have faith that the devil doesn’t exist. Just that there it is incredibly unlikely. But even a 99.99999999999999% chance he doesn’t mean it is impossible.

    Really the devil we all know and love is a man made concept so maybe in the far distant future someone will ‘crate’ him. Or if there really are infinite dimension he would have to exist in one of them!

    I won’t sign… just in case :)

  257. Elissa Fazio says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Feel exactly the same as I did before I cut and pasted…

  258. fluffy says:

    If the Devil does exist, he’d already have my soul anyway what with being a filthy asexual atheist who eats shellfish and pork.

    I think the friend misunderstands how a pact with the devil works – if the devil were to appear and offer me something in exchange for my soul, obviously I’d believe in him (either because he exists or because my belief in him is what made him apparently appear).

  259. Berber Anna says:

    Not saying it; not because I fear a devil or an afterlife, but because this sounds far too close to acknowledging the existence of such thing, and by my personal code of ethics that would be lying (i.e. as I do not believe in devils or souls, I cannot in good conscience agree to a pact that presupposes their existence).

  260. Steve says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Yeah… I’ve sold my soul to several different people on seperate occasions, and this is the first time I’ve done it without being paid. Which, as an economist, I don’t much like. But a soul being worth nothing, probably makes sense.

  261. Seb says:

    I am rational, atheist, and a skeptic, but this is still scary :P

  262. daniel says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    See you all in hell.

  263. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.”
    Utterly meaningless as there is obviously no such mythical creature.

    I think Pat Condell had the one the christians really think is the great kahuna that can’t be erased, so may I please add:

    “I deny the holy spirit.”
    woo-woo.

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  265. Zeez says:

    No point in signing your souls away because…

    SATAN ALREADY OWNS YOUR SOULS AND YOU WILL ROT IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, UNLESS YOU REPENT, YOU GODLESS SODOMITES…

    i’m a mild mannered, caring pious person who wants best for all.

    Thank you.

  266. Steve says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I think I may have accidentally commited my soul to Jesus during a hymn I sung as a child but if not then the devil is welcome to it.

  267. Kiwimaid says:

    I wont play, but this may interest you…
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Pizza
    There is a button on their site where you may sell your soul for a t-shirt.

  268. Boro says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    I realize that i am still superstitious and at the beginning i didn’t really like the idea of write it, but at least i know that I can fight against my superstition.

  269. Tom in Vermont says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Not much to say about how I feel. Maybe glad to do my small bit to help to counter the claim that skeptics would in general be too superstitious to agree to this.

  270. vh says:

    But I want to be a vamipre so not sure how that works out. Would I lose my soul when turned into a blood sucker or would the devil take it? Do I keep my soul till I get staked through the heart and die an imortal death? Its all to confusing.

  271. Bill Owens says:

    On the one hand, my saying that “I agree upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” is roughly equivalent to saying that “I agree that every Tuesday afternoon the Jabberwock may use my favorite silver tea set.” I have no soul and there is no devil; likewise, I have no Tea Set and there is no Jabberwock. Therefore I feel no qualms about allowing the devil and the Jabberwock their respective claims.

    And I understand the point of demonstrating that some, even those who disbelieve, may be reluctant to say such things. No doubt there’s interesting psychology to be found in that.

    On the other hand, poking fun at those whose beliefs cause them to recoil from such a statement is akin to finding someone who is afraid of earthworms and choosing to react to that fear by dangling one in front of their nose. I know that earthworms are harmless (as is the nonexistent devil) and that fear of worm or devil is irrational. But that sort of taunting is childish and cruel, and doesn’t help our case.

    • Levi in NY says:

      Hmm, I got a letter from a Bill Owens today. He’s my Congressman. I have a “Bill Owens for Congress” sign in my window, actually. I assume you’re not him? ;-)

    • Bill Owens says:

      Nope, that’s not me. Nor am I the ex-governor of Colorado, former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff or mildly famous basketball player. Probably couldn’t get any of them to sell their souls, at least not to the devil. . .

  272. As an atheist I’m reluctant to sign a pact with the devil in the same way I’m reluctant to pray to Jesus. I don’t participate in silly rituals or talks with no one on the receiving end.

    For you to conflate that sentiment with ‘atheists are secretly scared of the devil,’ as you seem to imply, is ridiculous and seeks to confuse those on the fence about religion and belittle those who use reason and logic to guide them in their decisions.

    I don’t know what a soul is — everyone seems to mean a different thing by that word. I don’t know what the devil is — everyone seems to have a different definition for that, too.

    I’ll say this. My name is Billy. I don’t believe in a soul or a devil and I deny the ‘holy spirit’ and all the profits and saints what have you.

    Feel free to visit me at Good Reason News.

  273. Edward says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  274. Sergio says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” – Sergio <:D

  275. Levi in NY says:

    I won’t make such a pact, because devils and souls clearly do not exist. It’s like promising my chi to the Easter Bunny for eternity.

    However, if there were a God, and if that God was sick enough to create a world where people are tortured eternally as punishment for a finite amount of bad deeds, then I don’t want to be hanging around that guy anyways. Especially if the only people he allows into his Heaven club are those who stroke his ego and suck up to him the most. I’d rather be in Hell with all the cool people.

  276. Rafael says:

    Why ‘upon my death’?

  277. Lee S says:

    I, Lee, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    I have only recently become an atheist and I must confess to feeling somewhat off doing this.

  278. Katie says:

    Nope. Won’t do it. It just seems so arrogant. And though I go about my life as if there is no devil, there are still a world of things I am more sure of than the devil’s nonexistence. With really no proof either way, I’m sticking with: no devil, unless proven otherwise.

  279. Vern says:

    “I, Vern, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I feel like a grown-up who just wrote a letter to Satan Claus.

  280. grenangle says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    Gren. I feel like I just did the sought of nothing that used to upset my poor old mum.

  281. I think I would, but the thing that I would be very concerned about is that the pact be very specific that nothing I get in return should contain anything such as “Poetic justice, irony, obvious omissions that, although not directly specified would generally be presumed.” I’d also want to be sure that nothing I got in return would be something like “Manifest to a degree which makes it a burden and not a gift” or that there be nothing included that would negate the value of what I received.

    I’d want my lawyer to look over it many times to make it air tight on that. You see, that’s how the devil gets you. Like you wish to be really rich and you get that but end up being unable to spend the money because it’s from a crime. Or you wish to be president and he’ll then make you president during impeachment precedings, or you wish to live 500 years and he’ll get you sentenced to life in prison with no parole.

    That’s the thing. Any deal you make with the devil, you have to be really sure that it doesn’t turn out being ironic.

  282. Tormo says:

    guys,guys,guys.

    In exchange for nothing, you get nothing.

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Tormod.

    It felt like I would be saying “Frodo, come home. All is forgiven. PS, I sold the ring. Bilbo” and trying to put some genuine emotion in it.

    Stupid, basically.

    But since this appears to matter to some folks. No wonder that talking to religious cronies is such a waste if this statement at any level feels significant to them….

  283. Miko says:

    I’m an atheist. I also find it exceedingly unlikely that there is someone named “Bargle Wargle Magoo” currently living in Zimbabwe. That doesn’t mean I’ll sign a legal contract giving anything to said Bargle in the event that he/she does exist, as the downside, while infinitesimally small, is balanced by no upside.

    When I die, neither god nor devil is getting my soul even if gods, devils, and/or souls do exist.

  284. BaldySlaphead says:

    I already sold my soul for a couple of thousand dollars online, so it’s no deal.

    Never did get the money.

  285. I, The Skeptheist, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. However, given that I am an igtheist I shall have to include the proviso that my agreement is subject to what is meant by the term “devil”.

  286. The News at 10 says:

    “….and in other news, it emerged that almost 100 people, all subscribers of an online blog by Richard Wiseman, came into extraordinary luck today.
    At least 30 won large amounts of money on the Euro millions lottery, with many of them winning in excess of 1 million pounds, while others became overnight music sensations, securing album and tour deals. Some received gifts of private jets from unknown benefactors, and one man awakened this morning with a penis, so large, he was afraid to leave the house.

    Claims that these windfalls were all due to a mass pact to sell their souls to the devil were dismissed after nearly every single person claimed that although they had not always been, they were absolute believers in god, and from now on would never miss a day of church”

  287. elisabeth666 says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Well. I already did so before my death – although most people call it work…..

  288. Matt says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Should I be wrong and there is a heaven and hell then I definitely want to be where all the sinners are sounds like one “Hell” of a party.

  289. Guillaume says:

    I agree that… Wait, no, I don’t want to waive anything mine that way. This sounds like the exact opposite of the Pascalian bet.

  290. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Satan, you now own my soul!
    Please give me a boyfriend, a laptop, free college tuition, and a million dollars!
    It was nice doing business with you. lol

    How do I feel about this:
    Well basically – lmfao
    The devil doesn’t exist and besides, according to ORIGINAL christian requirements for selling your soul, you can’t do it this way anyhow!

    The real requirements:

    You have to write THIS on a fresh, dried lamb’s skin in your own blood…
    “I promise [Demon name or the devil] my eternal soul in return for ____ years of service and [whatever material objects you demand]. I sign in my own blood to seal this contract forever. [Sign your name]”

    And then, supposedly, six demons [some of high order, such as Beelzebub, or Azrael [the anti-christ]] will appear before you and add their signatures at the bottom… and in this way you will sell your soul.

    Of course, this is all bs… and I wouldn’t suggest doing this, think of the poor lamb! And writing a contract in your blood is gross and messed up.
    But stilll… LOL – XD!!

  291. TS says:

    “I, TS, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I do not feel any different, but it did inspire me to look up an old track on my iPod by The Cult called “King Contrary Man”.

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    I saw the devil
    The contrary man
    I saw the devil down the long, long road
    He said to me, boy
    He said to me, boy
    He said to me, boy
    I want your soul
    I said no
    I said no
    I said no
    You can’t take my soul
    No
    I said no
    I said no, no
    You can’t take my soul

    I took a while and thought about it
    Down at the crossroads temptin’ fate
    I took a while and thought about it
    Down at the crossroads temptin’ fate
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    You can take my soul
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    You can take my soul
    Take my soul
    I want it all, yeah

    Play it, baby

    Ow, yeah, ow

    Zany antics of a beat generation
    In their wild search for kicks
    Fighting, drinking, scorning convention
    Making wild love, making wild love

    I saw the devil
    The contrary man
    I saw the devil down the long, long road
    He said to me, boy
    He said to me, boy
    He said to me, boy
    I want your soul
    I said yeah
    I said yeah
    I said yeah
    Yeah…

    I want it all
    I want it all
    Yeah

  292. Verity Joy aka Lucifia says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Although I think it’s too late I sold it to him ages ago for a sandwich, and he couldn’t even bother adding pickle, the bastard… Although if I win the lottery next week (despite the fact I never buy tickets) I think I may look more favourably on the agreement

    But even though I sold my soul ages ago I noticed no difference to my life… My “soul” should such a think exist, has not been any use in this life, except the afore mentioned sandwich, so why should it be so valuable in the next. If I only find it useful when selling it why should i keep it…

    Besides who in their right mind would want to go to heaven I will bet if such a place as heaven exists there are no interesting people there so it would be a very boring and lonely place for all the fun people in this life… Mind you should any one in this life die and go to heaven and find a decent rock bar there i may eat my words but only if heaven and hell have some type of emailing system…probably invented by god in the hopes of making the heavenly people brag and the hell burned jealous…

    besides at the end of the day who do you think would be far more interesting and fun purely on conversation… I know who I would pick!!!

  293. Stephen says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  294. Andre says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    As an Atheist, I don’t believe in these Fairytales.
    But if there IS a God, then I really hope this soul selling works out.
    I’d rather spend eternity in hell as one single day in heaven with crazy Kooks like Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Ken Ham, Kent Hovind or Ray Comfort.
    Imagine you had to watch Ray Comfort peel Bananas your whole eternal afterlife. That would be the REAL hell.

  295. Angelina says:

    Nope, won’t do it…
    I do believe and I fear for those who did cut and paste the text.
    And even in those moments of doubt, I turn to Pascal’s Wager…I live a better life believing in a God of Love.

  296. Mirari says:

    This is a funny thing coming from the man who taught me that keeping a lucky charm has benefits regardless of whether you believe in it or not.
    Offer declined, on account of potential psychological side effects.

  297. Duxall Inarow says:

    “I, Duxall Inarow, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.”
    I welcome the challenge and am solid in my belief that it will never happen. If I am wrong, that DevilMan will be up against his worst nightmare.

  298. Sung Yeon Park says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    it is just stupid to even be reluctant. One sentence can not do anything to you.

  299. I wonder how many people denying the Holy Spirit have any idea whether “deny” is in the aorist or imperfect tense in the original Greek. I’m not sure myself, but my money’s on the imperfect.

    Here’s the point. In Greek grammar (at least the ancient variety), the aorist tense refers to a specific event, so “Richard Wiseman posted [aorist] on his blog” means that Richard posted on his blog on one specific occasion. The imperfect tense, meanwhile, refers to frequent or habitual events, so “Richard Wiseman posted [imperfect] on his blog” means that Richard often posted on his blog.

    So if the denial of Holy Spirit is imperfect (as I suspect it is) then denying it once doesn’t really mean much, and the relevant Bible verse really means: “If you deny the Holy Spirit frequently enough, then there comes a point beyond which you cannot be forgiven”.

    And that’s without even going into exactly what it means to “deny” something in the first place…

    • On second thoughts, I think Greek only makes the imperfect/aorist distinction in the past tense (I don’t actually know any Greek; I just collect linguistic trivia). But the point remains standing on several levels.

  300. Mike says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. Frankly, as a gay former-Christian, [now atheist] I figured he [she?... it?] already had my soul, so I doubt this trivial statement matters much ;-P

  301. Worldweary says:

    Bloody hell, I can’t do it and don’t know why. My lack of faith must not be strong enough.

  302. Nick Pullar says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    And the eagle that eats Prometheus’ liver can have mine too, and the big bad wolf from Red Riding Hood can gobble me up!

    Imaginary things just aren’t scary :)

  303. Bletherskite says:

    But posting this is pointless. I don’t believe in any god so I wouldn’t post to sayI’ll be good for the rest of my life if a god will let me into heaven therefore why would I consider doing the alternative with the Devil – just because it seems a bit naughty?!

    By making that particular statement are we not just buying into the religious populations agenda by giving credence to the idea of a devil.

    Or am I just overthinking :-O

    Candyman, Vandyman, Candyman!!

    I

  304. Bletherskite says:

    That was supposed to be Candyman x 3 but half my screen is blank so I’m typing blind under there.

  305. ArghyBlarghy says:

    Funny, as a raised-catholic-turned-atheist, the idea of posting this or saying it aloud still evokes an uncomfortable feeling.

    So, what have I got out of this exercise? A reinforcement of my core beliefs in science and logic and the lack of evidence for any afterlife or deity.

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.”

  306. Alex says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    If the devil does exist, I think it is only right that he/she/it brings an eternal damnation upon my death as a punishment for my disbelief in any heaven, hell, god, jesus, devil, higher being or whatever. I’m quite prepared to take that risk because I do not believe in them, nor can I make myself.

    Reading that back, it sounds like a complete contradiction. I don’t believe in the devil, but I am prepared to be proven wrong, and by proven I mean with scientific evidence (essentially before I die) and by seeing the devil stood before me.

    I guess my atheism doesn’t lie with whether any intangible being exists, for I believe they don’t exist, but I’m not prepared to say that they definitely do not exist.

    This has defiantly been an insightful process in terms of my beliefs or lack of them.

  307. Steffen says:

    I, Steffen, hereby declare that:

    - in the (very improbable) case that an afterlife exists
    - that this afterlife (even more improbable) is modeled exactly like of the Christian doctrine
    - in which the faithful go to heaven, eternally praising God
    - and the unfaithful and mortal sinners go to hell, awaiting eternal damnation

    - that in that case I *beg* to be sent to hell.

    Anything would be better and much more interesting than to have to praise, praise, praise all day long the “Beloved Father”, for all eternity.

  308. Dr Kenny says:

    Well, technically “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.” is not a pact, because (assuming a soul actually existed) I’m giving something away for nothing. I’ll amend it to an actual pact:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in exchange for a wish granting genie who will go to my wife, children, or closest living relative.

    There, that’s better.

    Now, how do I feel?

    No different. Except that I feel like I’ve wasted some time on silly fantasy exercise.

  309. Jeremy says:

    I, Jeremy, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in exchange for a can of red bull, condoms, a knitting needle and 30,000 green M&Ms.

  310. Ken says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    And for good measure the Holy Spirit doesn’t exist.

    It’s pathetic that over 200 years after the enlightenment people still believe in these bronze age fairy stories.

  311. ScientificallyBent says:

    The concept of God and Satan are clearly human constructs, and every preceding version looks more ridiculous as new fairy tales replace them(Zeus anyone?)

    But making this pact would still leave me feeling funny, if I’m telling the whole truth. (You asked for *feelings*, right?)

    Religion was pervasive when I was growing up, and it was taken EXTREMELY seriously by some family members that it must have rubbed off somehow.
    Because I tried so long and so earnestly to “find God” (no matter that He never showed up), well, it would still make the old, irrational childish corner of my mind uncomfortable.

    Yeah, religion is dumb.
    But enlightened scepticism is sometimes no match for years of indoctrination and threats of eternal damnation.

  312. Tuomas says:

    Not that I care enough to read 360 comments to see if anyone else feels the same way, but isn’t this a trivialisation of the concept of selling the soul? Bear with me: the soul would be the most precious thing you possess. To give it up can’t be a lighthearted decision, unless you’re profoundly stupid (or ludicrously altruistic); would you give away everything – including the clothes on your back, the organs, blood, bones and other flesh of your body – that is yours alone (assuming you never married because you spent too much time arguing hypotheticals on the internet)? Really? Would you do it now, today? Just pack it all in, let everything that is yours become someone else’s? (HA! Yes. Your debts. We get it.)

    This is the question you are being asked when you are asked if you would sell your soul. It has nothing to do with religion particularly, it’s a question of loss, death, and finality. Everyone who posted the phrase because they’re not afraid of the bogeyman, take a bow. No, not there… step a little closer to the kerb… the 23 will be along in a second. Don’t forget you’re not afraid to lose your most prized possessions.

    Whether or not you believe in god, gods, akashic records or the Beatles, the possibility of loss exists (as much as a possibility can be said to exist), and whether you fear it or not is largely irrelevant. As the smartarses (aren’t we all, though) pointed out early on that there should be a return for your soul, let’s ask the obvious: since some people clearly are prepared to give up their lives for others, what do they get in return? Have they spent their entire lives being indoctrinated for exactly that? The chap who just dented the 23 pushing you out of the way, for example. Is he a type? Easily derided because of his views? Perhaps. Perhaps, he even got a momentary smug sense of self-satisfaction, knowing he had finally fulfilled his promise (to himself) that he would indeed give up his all without fear. Perhaps the last thing through his mind was his spleen. You’ll never know, and saying you’d take his place in that scenario doesn’t mean you wouldn’t be frozen in fear, or simply oblivious, in his position.

    So really, instead of asking “what do I get for my soul”, and rashly promising a thing you know you do not possess (which is a fraudulent habit of thought), you should be continually asking “these valuable kidneys, do I really want to just give them both away?”, and no amount of dogmatic insistence that religion has neither questions nor answers will change that. After all, tradition has it that the act of selling one’s soul is not irreversible. You could repent. Or you could be less easily gulled into considering religious traditions so literally, or insisting that your first reading of a given text or situation must be correct.

    Come on, people, the man asked you to go with your guts, and you unquestionably did.

  313. Algo2 says:

    I don’t see any point in doing this as it’s pointless. Besides didn’t I already condemn my soul to hell when I took the rational response’s blasphemy challenge? :)

  314. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”imran

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  316. krollspell says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Now, Satan is my Lord (doing the heavy metal horns).

  317. PixelRobot says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Well, I wasn’t usin’ it.

  318. Pere says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    But in exchange, he will give me riches, health and women. I mean, I won’t give it for free ;)

  319. r ikerman says:

    The concept of good and bad is represented as God being good and the Devil being bad. As I’d rather not be associated with bad things then the answer is know I would not make such a pact.

    • r ikerman says:

      I must be tired… to correct my response… “no I would not make such a pact”.

    • Pseudonym says:

      Yeah, I agree.

      I am a Christian, though of the Karen Armstrong/John Shelby Spong variety, so I don’t believe in a literal devil, a literal hell or even a literal theistic deity. (I also believe that the historical evidence that we have strongly indicates that Jesus did not believe in a literal hell, eternal torment of any kind or that “the devil”, whatever that means, has any say in what happens to your soul. That’s another topic.)

      I was brought up in a liberal denomination, so I’ve never believed in a literal devil. However, “the devil” is still, to me, much more than a fictional character. It is a mythological archetype for a dark aspect of human nature, and I refuse to ally myself with that, even in jest.

  320. CHRIS says:

    What an atrocious thing to do. Oh you may think the devil doesn’t exist and think it is fun but you could be wrong in which case you have signed up for an eternity of hellish torment. Why not make a pact with God that you will be with Him in eternity. That is just as much fun (even if you don’t believe) and it is much safer.
    Come on Richard get your mind off evil committments for if God does exist you will be held responsible.

    • Anton says:

      Eternity of any kind is a torture I would not want to have to endure, heaven or hell-they’re both equally evil.

      What you’re proposing is just Pascal’s Wager, and it doesn’t work – It only allows for god or no god. It doesn’t for example allow for a god that punishes people who waste their time in worship rather than practical action – or any other of the near infinite possibilities there are.

  321. Ramon says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”,
    It’s not like I feel serious while writing this. I think that if the devil monitors what I write and is now grinning with happiness with what I wrote, he would be so stupid believing me that I really entrust to him my soul, if I have any.
    The truth is I want to believe in god and devil and such, but I lost the feeling some time ago, so I am not anymore affected by things like this.
    Maybe some of us wanted to believe in supernatural beings and after-life because we are afraid that this will be all of it after our last breath is breath, nothing but a span of a 70 – 90 years of life living in this world. So we clung to something like the devil. Honestly I think that if I would choose between dying and disappearing transforming and becoming again a part of an ecosystem, like what reality say’s, or to live a life a soul, but with the devil in a fire and stuff, with a red club house, with devil hot girls, I’ll choose: eternal damnation

  322. Anonymous says:

    i will give my sole to the devil but i dont know how

  323. ame says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    In exchange I want one desire for day til the day of my death…

  324. CW says:

    Well, I enjoyed the humorous responses, but a lot of them confirm why there are certain strains of humanism that just don’t appeal to me.

    I was raised religious and now consider myself an unbeliever, but I always understood that there were legitimate concerns for making sense of good, evil, mortality and eternity beyond whatever science and logic could explain. I think you can at least respect, without necessarily accepting, the belief in the existence of evil without trivializing it to something childish like the tooth fairy. (And I don’t use “childish” cavalierly, either. To a 75-year-old Christian theologian, the idea that “There’s no proof!” is a valid argument for the nonexistence of God or the devil is itself childish. It’s relative.)

    If this is just a two-minute thought experiment than I guess this doesn’t matter, but rather than laugh at the absurdities, I feel obligated to live with the difficult questions. My reason tells me to pay no heed to supernaturalism and superstition, but my soul (yes, that word…or just call it feeling or emotional inclination) tells me there has to be something that makes us unique from other beings besides our opposable thumbs…and if there isn’t, well, then I’m compelled to contemplate the limits of my essence instead of just sneering at the abyss.

    Unicorns and Spaghetti Monsters.

    • cwmote says:

      And yes, I’m fully aware that there’s a devilled jug on my webpage. So take that, Richard! I had the satanic theme going long before you did.

  325. Ester says:

    I Ester agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    I’m waiting and I feel nothing

  326. Carles Mateu says:

    I, Carles Mateu, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Jo, Carles Mateu, accepto que a la meva mort el dimoni pot quedar-se la meva ànima per a la condemnació eterna.

    Yo, Carles Mateu, acepto que a mi muerte el demonio puede quedarse mi alma para la condenación eterna.

    Just if devil doesn’t speaks english….

  327. Anonymous says:

    I, Mathis, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  328. Evil Luis says:

    I, Luis, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    I would love to take over the world, of course, in exchange.

    Well, I feel like a rat in a cage, I mean, despite of my rage.

    luis r.

  329. Tawil says:

    I, Fernando Trigo Chouzinho, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    What I feel?
    Most religions invented by humans think that my soul will burn eternally in hell for being an atheist, Marxist, apostate, bisexual … Doing this really has not changed the situation, right?

  330. inaki says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  331. Mario Gomez says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    And i have already done it Hail Satan!!

    im a proud Satanist

  332. Orlando Sandoval says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. See you all in hell :D

  333. quintero says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  334. pravnj1408 says:

    the devil doesn’t exist. why all the fuss people?
    if he did *hypothetically* exist i wouldn’t give him my *soul* its mine! why do i have to give it to him?

  335. Steve Bent says:

    I tried to do this when I was a kid…

    I stared into a mirror and said the devil he could have my soul if he gave me the gift of music – a kinda Crossroads scenario…but in a downstairs bathroom in Belfast!

    Don’t think I went through with it,and I wouldn’t draw up the pact – even though I’m agnostic!

    Proof the catholic religion refuses to completely relinquish its grasp!!
    ;-)

  336. darthtanion says:

    I won’t do this because I’m scared I’ll go to hell.

  337. engendrox says:

    “Estoy de acuerdo que a mi muerte el diablo puede tener mi alma por la condenación eterna”

    a cambio de que cierres tu blog XDD, :P y que me conviertan en el nuevo einsten 2010 :D:D acabar con la guerra :P, poder ser un gran seductor de mujeres que solo baste con decir su nombre en mi mente esa mujer debe ser mia :D:D:D…

    que loco XDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

  338. engendrox says:

    aaa m olvide y que al morir el diablo me lleve con todos los presentes en este blog! :D

  339. Alexander Benner says:

    I would never do souch thing as my soul is too much a prize and eternity to long a time. What on earth would ever be worth it?

  340. Jon says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.
    –Jon B

    Although, as a graduate student, I feel that I am in hell already and have been for several years.

    Also, as a resident of a state in an earthquake zone (California), I wonder if I will cause “the big one” with this pact.

  341. Beat Weber says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    -Beat W

    There is a certain feeling of unease associated with that statement because I have been brainwashed as a child like almost everybody else.

    Oddly enough I don’t feel the same about the equivalent statement:
    “I agree that upon my death Voldemort can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  342. Mal Ross says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    And, in saying that, I feel disproportionate sense of unease, given the negligible chance that any such entity actually exists. Still not gonna lose any sleep over it, mind.

  343. Johanne says:

    Devil still hasn’t come for my soul…

    I guess I’ll have to unload that other stuff on cragislist, now, too…!

    There’s nothing better than being an absolute atheist non-believer in a clutter-free home.

  344. Anthony Hall says:

    Well as an Atheist, I would have to conclude it was some weirdo in a devil costume.. As for selling my soul, I obviously dont think I have one. However for the sake of the question, I will assume I have. As a child I learned that ‘Devil’ and ‘Satan’ mean ‘Liar’ or ‘Father of the lie’ In which case any pact would be highly suspect and I would therefore choose to keep my soul and take my chances elsewhere!

  345. Thiago Gimenes says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation, but in exchange I demand one six pack of Guinness beer a week until I’m dead.

    Yes, that’s a good agreement, I’ll be very confortable with the terms.

  346. Omar Ikari says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    because I am bored

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  348. All says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have Dr Richard Wiseman’s soul for eternal damnation”

  349. job says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation,on one condition in exchange of power,money,fame,sex,long live,good health,and be among the richest men in the world,i there by huge father satan to grant my which in 30 days.

  350. job says:

    I AGREE THAT UPON MY DEATH THE DEVIL CAN HAVE MY SOUL FOR ETERNAL DAMNATION,IN AGREEMENT THAT HE WILL GIVE ME POWER,FAME,SEX,GOOD HEALT,MONEY,LONG LIVE,AND BE AMONG THE RICHEST IN THE WORLD,MY WHICH GRANT IN 30 DAYS IF NOT CAUNTH ME OUT.

  351. MANOEL LANG says:

    Eu concordo que a minha morte, o demônio pode ter a minha alma para a perdição eterna”,,,,EM TROCA DE DINHEIRO MUITO DINHEIRO, RIQUEZA, FORTUNA,,,….como me sinto,,,, me sinto bem porque nesse mundo se vale o que se tem, e se voce nao tem nada nao vale nada, e quem sabe apos a morte eu tenha um melhor valor e ultilidade para o diabo,,, se ele me der isso que pedi dinheiro , fortuna ,, riqueza,, porque nao lhe dar algo em troca e justo…

  352. Wayne says:

    Since I am the Devil, I would like to thank you all for your small contributions. Rest assured that in all eternity, nothing gets any worse than it is right now.

    For those who have not yet given, rest assured that you probably already have.

  353. josé says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  354. Zac says:

    I, Zac, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.
    I, Zac, also agree that, at the devil’s sole determination, he may pause at any time during my infinite torment for refreshments.
    Finally I, Zac, agree that god and the devil may use my soul as a stand-in for all that is earthly and human, proceeding to thrash out that whole good-versus-evil thing once and for all. Gentlemen, start your engines of apocalypse…

  355. George says:

    “I agree that upon death I will give my soul to a giant turtle called Charles who will tie my soul together with other souls to make a giant soul-rope and use that soul-rope to escape from the magical fortress that his arch-nemesis, Peter Pan’s babysitter, is keeping him captive in because the giant turtle didn’t pay rent when he landed on Mayfair even though he knew that Peter Pan’s babysitter takes Monopoly very, very seriously.”

  356. George says:

    I would rather give my soul to Miranda Kerr.

  357. Dominic says:

    Well there is nothing called Devil in reality…………but yes there is a thought form behind this name in the Astral world created by billions of believers in this physical world…………..so when we summon or evoke this ” devil ” we are infact summoning this thoughtform which has now become a power and independent spirit of its own. Spirits , Demons do not take away your soul for exchange …………but yes they will require you to make some sort of sacrafice or offering to them…………….our soul cannot be detained by spirits as we all have the divine spark of God inside us and we will go back to the divine light from which we came from and this law cannot be changed. If you want further information on pacts then plzzz read the book Pacts with the Devil By Christopher Hyatt

  358. Bryce says:

    I, Bryce, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    HELLO ALL, THIS IS THE DEVIL. I DECIDED TO TAKE BRYCE UP ON HIS OFFER, ALBEIT A LITTLE EARLIER THAN HE EXPECTED. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO COMMENTED HERE. I WILL ENJOY ALL OF YOUR SOULS VERY MUCH.

  359. L Murray says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I dont want to sound over confident, but at no point did that worry me, coz every fibre of my body repells that kind of supersititon…

  360. Johanne says:

    Waiting for Diablot

  361. ururu5 says:

    actually.. the devil cannot take any soul with him to hell.. it doesn’t have the power.. it doesn’t own the hell.. it burns together with the fire.. the devil can damn human like u damn your neighbor for kicking your dog.. but no… a devil cannot take souls..

  362. Zero says:

    I will sell my soul to the devil if in exchange he saves all the beings suffering and in need of help in this universe for all eternity. I think this is a fair trade considering I have to suffer for all eternity.

  363. beugnies frederic says:

    moi frederic beugnies Je suis d’accord que, sur ma mort le diable peut avoir mon âme à la damnation éternelle contre richesse sucesse et grandeur.

  364. blue says:

    No, I would not, because I wouldn’t want to sign my soul away to anyone for anything.

    When I was younger I used to consider accepting such a proposition if offered (to gain reward). But when I was younger I had a far less solid concept of how I’d experience time, regret, and various other aspects of life (and possibly afterlife). Then I also thought I could make some sort of agreement but I could still go to Heaven because God wouldn’t hold you to a pact you made with the Devil if you made it while really being faithful to God and otherwise Godly. At that point I think I was just really hoping I’d get to make a deal with the Devil and not have to pay for it.

    I don’t know that I believe in an actual Devil making pacts, but I like the mythology and wouldn’t want to be on the damned fool side of such a story. And as for not wanting to sign my soul away to anyone now, I figure I’m about a third through life, and it’s tolerable to good, so I may as well keep on and hope for the same or better rather than scramble to get something for nothing and possibly pay a stupidly high price.

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  366. Ricardo says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  367. George says:

    This is stupid. The devil hasn’t got internet on hell

  368. Archivista says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    I’m an atheist and skeptic, no more reasons.

  369. Javier says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    OK. I wait for Laura. This weekend

  370. Avuokerie says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  371. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my older sister’s soul for eternal damnation…..” i hope it works

  372. Christian says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my older sister’s soul for eternal damnation…..” i hope it works

  373. I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Should I write it down in my own language? The devil might want from me that I understand what I mean. Well, there it goes.

    In Basque, my language: Honen bitartez zin dagit, ni hiltzerakoan, deabruak nire arima har dezakeela, betiko kondenaziorako.

    And just in case the devil does not like regional or minority languages, I will even say it in Spanish: Por la presente convengo en ofrecer mi alma al diablo para que, cuando yo muera, la pueda tomar para mi condena eterna.

    I feel silly, I wish I had offered my soul to Scarlet Johanson for eternal whatever.

  374. “I agree that upon my death the devil, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the invisible pink unicorn can have a third of my soul for whatever purposes they seem fit”

  375. WE23E2RE3I WOULD IF I GOT 3 WISHES I WANT

  376. Natalia F. says:

    Zgadzam się, że po mojej śmierci diabeł może mieć duszę na wieczne potępienie jeśli spełni wszystkie moje życzenia i marzenia i będe żyć 80 lat.

  377. Mike Samuel says:

    I agree that upon my death, should I have a soul, the first devil (or other supernatural entity, good, evil, or otherwise) who wants my soul can have it for any purposes, including but not limited to eternal damnation.

    Furthermore, upon my death, any medical facility may have my body for the purposes of medical research and/or organ transplantation.

    (Ownership of my soul does not convey ownership of my collection of commemorative pez-dispensers or the contents thereof).

  378. Dom says:

    I am an atheist but for some reason I am hesitant to make a pact with the devil. Even though this blog is probably not an eternally binding document I would be reluctant to do it because even though I can say with a large degree of certainty that there is no devil I can’t 100% rule it out. So I am forced to not make a pact in where today I may think is useless because there is no devil but if evidence came up[ in the future might show that there is in fact a devil.

  379. Checo says:

    “Eu concordo que a minha morte, o diabo pode ter minha alma da danação eterna”

    Then describe how you feel doing that. Alternatively, say why you are not prepared to make the pact. Então descreva como você se sente fazendo isso. Alternativamente, diga porque você não está preparado para fazer o pacto.

  380. sauron says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” i want power

  381. Kevin says:

    I love you

    Kevin

  382. walter says:

    fuck you all.my soul is the most valuable thing on this earth.no worldly pleasure is worth it…fuck satan,fuck lucifer and fuck all you in here that have sell your soul,coz without realizing you have just turn your back on god.and its a pity how many of you have done it….may god bless you all

  383. Dax says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    See, the devil is an imaginary christian product and according to the same christian theology I am already doomed anyway. Mark 3:29: “But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin”… this “blasphemy” is the rejection of salvation. Since I’m a de facto atheist, I’ve got nothing to loose. Besides, in my opinion, the more ethical thing to do is not to give in to blackmail of a vengeful, evil tyrant, even if that means eternal suffering.

  384. Dante says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation to become a werewolf

  385. sam says:

    my name is silvestre and I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. I want to do so becouse i am giving myself to the devil in return of many riches and true long for as long as I am on the earth

  386. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  387. Johanne says:

    Well, as everyone who read my posts knows by now, the devil did not, in fact, come for my soul… despite my every effort to sweeten the deal for him, asking nothing in return…

    Therefore, he doesn’t exist. And neither does a god. It’s all a lie, people. Imagine!

    Enjoy your summer! ;)

  388. Roman Kataquapit says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation, Only when the devil grants me ten wishes. I don’t really care if it works or not I just don’t care. Ten wishes I want with out no tricks. Just perfect wishes I want. And just by writing it on a paper and one wish on every paper I use. So thats ten white papers I’ll write about my wishes. Detailed wishes I mean like this I write one detailed wish on one paper. Then another wish on another paper. The reason why I’m doing this is because there are alot of assholes calling the police on me and another psychic says I’ll die in the plane and burn in hell so I decided it didn’t matter if I repent and I’ll die if I don’t make the wishes just to keep my self alive for another 10 years. I don’t know if this is real what you are saying but the signs are really clear. The funny thing about the psychics calling the police is that every time they call the police on me they kept getting busy lines on the phone and they tried looking for the police in Kashechewan but couldn’t find any police. Another funny thing is that they know I live in Attawapiskat. I guess this is it for me if richard is saying is true.

  389. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation…If i get what i want in exchange, and i want to die in my 90′s none of the that early death bullshit.”

  390. friday says:

    “I agree that upon my
    death the devil can have
    my soul for eternal
    damnation ”for much
    money and fame. wealth. long life. a gd wife and gd kids. gd job in exxon mobile

  391. Margarita says:

    When you say “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation ”, do you need a circle or something like that to make it work??? Its really weird when I say it,.,. there’s probably something wrong why it doesn’t work to just anybody,.,.,

  392. Anonymous says:

    eat cock

  393. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Because he is of God.

  394. Anonymous says:

    You’re all stupid. There is a hell, and there is a devil. This is his game to make you think he’s not there, to follow nothing but your own desires and passions. He is man kinds open enemy, oh but if only you knew!

    If you are to proud to worship GOD, who created you out of a mere drop of sperm/egg, then well Hell is what you are going to get.

    When you are thrown in there, you will beg GOD to give you another chance, you will so much regret your pompous arrogant attitudes, but how will that benefit you then??

  395. Anonymous says:

    Most people just don’t want to admit to the fact that they will be held accountable for their actions, people don’t like to believe this. Thus they deny GOD/afterlife. But you will be held accountable, take this as a reminder. You are being watched and judged constantly, the devil has no power over you if you don’t let him. He can merely whisper ideas to you, whisper suggestions to you in your own voice, he calls you and you follow.

    Purify yourselves, humble yourselves before GOD, don’t be too proud to worship the all mighty, full of glory and majesty.

  396. James says:

    i would have to see satan appear before me in my room right now to belive that shit. I will do it if he comes to me in human form, you see this satan you want my soul you come to me and give me what i wish and you can have it

  397. Anthony Hall says:

    I do not have a soul and the devil does not exist. Therefore the question is moot.

  398. colt says:

    i want to be a vanpier

  399. colt says:

    i wish to be a vanpier

  400. Gmome says:

    Lucifer – yes (Christ was even called “Lucifer”), the enlightener/teacher
    Devil – no, dont believe there is one
    Satan – nope, that name means “the accuser”, why would i enter a pact with him lol
    Beelzebub – most likely means “the power of Ba‘al”, who was a pre-christain deity that was later demonized. Would i make i pact with him ? IDK enough about him.

  401. Habeel Kakakhel says:

    I’ll change it a bit: “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation, if he appears right now in front of me”. I’m waiting……….

  402. Кристиян says:

    Кристиян “Съгласен съм, че след смъртта си на дявола могат да имат душата си за вечно проклятие” Слава Красота и Пари Искам

  403. Guadalupe Garcia says:

    I think that you all are idiots………..

  404. ramiro r says:

    quiero haser pacto con el diablo y venderle mi alma estoy dispuesto pero no tengo dinero para pagar los elementos q se utilisen para esatas seremonias si algien me puede alludar escribame a mi correo ,,,si me alluda a haserlo despues q el diablo me de todo el dinero q yo quiera le pagare muy bien a la persona q me allude.mi correo es ,ramiro142009@hotmail.com

  405. Anonymous says:

    ¿Está usted dispuesto a hacer un pacto con el diablo? Si eres para ella, por favor corte y pegue el siguiente frase en el cuadro de comentarios, y agregar su nombre ….ramiro rendon

  406. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    signed: Peter Tissenbaum Issler

    no lighting strike upon me yet, I guess I’ll fine.

  407. NOGGUS says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  408. kenyatta says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  409. kenyatta says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”in exchange of money and fame

  410. hi says:

    hi i like penis and pussy LOL
    any1 want to suck my dick and i suck ur pussy
    i give away ffree pj(pussy job)
    lol

  411. UNDERCOVER says:

    Did it work for you guys ???

  412. Rebecca says:

    I do hereby agree to let Satan A.K.A the Devil, have my immortal soul and I will dedicate the rest of my life to Him, if and ONLY if he makes me a Mega-Millions jackpot winner on Nov. 16, 2010!

  413. shewangizawshewangizaw says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  414. Alan Svensson Montes says:

    “I Alan Svensson Montes agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  415. job david says:

    hi richard wiseman, you have ask me time without number of wot i want,please if you have the linck help me out i wont sign apart with the devil satan hail satan,avesatanas.

  416. Danny says:

    The selling of your immortal soul is a binding contract and properly executed contracts require the exchange of “consideration” by both parties in order to make them binding. I cannot “sell” my soul without receiving some form of consideration from the Devil (otherwise, I’m just GIVING it away – which I’m not about to do).

    I would want something VERY specific in return. Something that ~ONLY~ HE could give me…

    And, ohhhhhhh, would HE ever receive more than he bargained for!

    The terms of the bargain would be for HIM to transform me into a stunningly gorgeous, extremely feminine, and exceedingly lascivious young woman. My seductive talents would be nearly impossible to stave off, especially since HE would endow me with talents beyond compare in the carnal arts. Every man and woman would be tempted to taste my delights, with only the purest being capable of escaping my fiendish charms.

    My goal and HIS, of course, would be to tempt as many borderline souls away from the pearly gates and into my warm and waiting arms. I would be constantly motivated to seek more victims through HIS deviously addictive “gift” of achieving my own heightened orgasmic pleasure through the physical pleasure given to others. Those others being married men & women, and (most especially) members of the clergy.

    During our sexual escapades, I would entice my victims into performing blasphemous rituals and into denouncing HIS eternal rival. The pleasure that I provided and the free will that they exercised in succumbing to my gifts would serve to damn each of them.

    For isn’t humanity generally powerless against the temptations offered by PURE EVIL?

    It can be so deliciously seductive.

    I would seduce and fornicate with hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of these stupid willing sheep, over hundreds of years, until HE chose to take me and my soul to Hell. My reward for this dedicated service (per the terms of the binding contract), would to then be transformed into a demonic succubus …and the cycle would start over, with me tantalizing and destroying the souls of men (in their dreams) over the next countless millennia.

    Being an “over achiever” doesn’t even begin to describe the absolute LUST that I have to attain this and actualize it as a reality.

    I want this, SO MUCH!

    I’m waiting to be transported to the crossroads, for the lambskin contract, and the pen filled with my own blood…

  417. snow.god says:

    look here i am the ying yangs part hold body you are trying to steal souls, stop trying to use reverse psycology on people, i am not really anything but the key of life so do not mess with my brothers and sisters you low lies

  418. Rebecca says:

    I’m back! I didn’t win the lottery so no deal. It just proved to me you don’t exist. And, yes, I bought 2 tickets for that drawing.

  419. Mon$tar says:

    I Timothy Brown agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation at the price of fortune, fame, success, good looks, and money. I also would like to live immortally until this world that we live in comes to it’s doom.

  420. Edgars says:

    i have denied god a very long time ago. Originaly i believe in the nordic,paganic beliefs but i’ve never wondered of devil so here goes nothin….. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” in exchange for fortune,fame,good looks,beautifull women and of course a lot of money!

  421. Jose Martinez says:

    “I Jose Martinez agree that if i recieve the gifts of being the worlds best and successfull,rich, magic illusionist then upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.”

  422. frankie rodriguez says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” for exchange of fortune, fame, success, good looks, and money

  423. toodleooass says:

    No. Why? Because it’s bad juju.

  424. георги says:

    какво да направя за да подпиша този договор .. никой нищо не казва :@

  425. георги says:

    ако някой знае как да ми пише на email-a georgi__cenev@abv.bg

  426. ali says:

    Are you prepared to make a pact with the devil

  427. Lo Ren says:

    Only insane people who want worldly treasure would ever to make a pact with devil. My the Lord God guide they. Christ is the way, the truth and the LIFE. So why to may a stupid pact. Devils are our enemies, there’s no truth in every saying of a devil. :D

  428. Георги says:

    ali Says .. if you know how to write e-mail .. georgi__cenev@abv.bg

  429. alex says:

    All of you r pathetic and that is why, GOD or the DEVIL won’t make a pact with you all…D.E.V.I.L…..

  430. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” Joshuah Midgett

  431. Георги says:

    Съгласен съм, че след смъртта си на дявола могат да имат душата си за вечно проклятие

  432. arthur tolbert jr says:

    Dam I like wat I’m hearing I’m ready to sell my soul to the devil

  433. Markson Justice says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  434. AbsinTh says:

    I AbsinTh agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation,and in exchange i want power like Hitler! P.S:In my counrtry(Roumania) we call him “Dracu” or “Diavolu” xDD

  435. elimas says:

    People discuss topics of subjects they heardly know anything about. They read books and come up with ideas that are rediculous, well, before one would make any pact with the devil, you have to know truely whom the devil is. Its not just to copy some pictures and write your name and you have signed the pact (smile=) what is this, kids play?
    Well want to know the devil? he is not that stupid like most people thinks. He is smart and knows those that have are really ready for him.

  436. jesus rodriguez says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  437. Silvana says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  438. Andrew Y. says:

    Most of you people are either insane or naive. You guys make it seem like it’s no big deal to go to hell. Hell is the nastiest place you can ever go to, and you’ll have to stay there ETERNALLY. You should be peeing your pants and praying to God to save your Afterlives right now.

    If you don’t believe that the Devil exists and you just said it only as a joke, then I would reconsider your sanity.

    But if you believe in the existence of the Devil and sold your soul to him, then I guess it’s true for you… one can not know the severity of something until they themselves truly feel it at firsthand.

    I know the severity because it is written in the Holy Bible; I have faith in the word of God completely.

  439. I Donnie,I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  440. nahid says:

    I dont think devil can give us reward . just ask ur selfs who created the devil.
    so the creater is more powerful and beneficial. dont u see in the pic devil made the men and women slave. for the short life y v choose the short reward

  441. Andy Blake says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Only if he can guarantee me riches beyond belief right now…

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  443. Eric says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation provided that he gives me everything that I want.

    I’ll be relaxing with a cold beer in hell with Satan and Judas while the Christians in heaven are deepthroating God’s cosmic fuckstick.

  444. Dylan says:

    I did it. Who the hell doesn’t want to be a Demon God? You get bright red eyes and unlimited ammo. WRATH!!

  445. prince says:

    you fagot your just tryna get people to unknowingly sign there souls over fuck face at least break it down so they can get somthing out of it

  446. darrell wilcox says:

    I darrell wilcox agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation providing me all the rags and riches i want and whatever i want

  447. marco xavier paez says:

    “I marco xavier paez agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”.In return, I would like to be the wealthiest man in the world and would like to lead a long, happy, and meaningful life surrounded by the people I love.”

  448. Ke says:

    Eu concordo que a minha morte o diabo pode ter minha alma para a danação eterna

    ele sabe o que quero não vai ser precizo escreve aqui

  449. Johnny Pe says:

    Christians keep saying how the Devil’s greatest trick is to convince the world he doesnt’ exist.

    Seeing as how even atheists seem to think the Devil (but not God) exists, it seems that these Christians just yak whatever they feel like saying.

  450. c robert says:

    Well.. I’m already in a fkin hell .. so it doesn’t matter for me :)
    I Cazan Robert Marin agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation, also i want to be the richest guy when i’m sayin the richest guy im talkin about every thing .. if i want something in 5 min it will be mine .. you know what i mean i want protection 25/24 h per day from you, if some one gonna attack me you will stop him also if i’ll go in another country you will learn me what language is spoken there OR WHATEVER I WANT !

  451. Nico says:

    I Nikolai Saar agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation, for helping me with some things in my life what i need!!

  452. Anonymous says:

    “I Bryan James Mcgill agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in exchange for my wildest sexual fantasies for a very long time”

  453. Anonymous says:

    “I Bryan James Mcgill agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in exchange for my wildest sexual fantasies to come true for one day, Which will go into efect the instant this blog is posted”

  454. Anonymous says:

    this shit really doesnt work. mabey asking for to much

  455. Anonymous says:

    “I Bryan James Mcgill agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in exchange for a new car and a big ass 18th birthday party 27 million euroes and as much material posesions and power any individual can have this goes the way i want it to not the way you want it to”

  456. YOU MORON! says:

    YOU MORON THAT’S NOT A PACT!

  457. the devil says:

    أعوذ بالله من الشيطان الرجيم
    الله لا إله إلا هو الحي القيوم لا تأخذه سنة ولا نوم له ما في السماوات ومافي الارض من ذا الذي يشفع عنده إلا بأذنه يعلم ما بين ايديهم وماخلفهم ولا يحيطون بشيئ من عمله إلا بما شاء وسع كرسيه السماوات والارض ولا يؤده حفظهما وهو العلي العظيم
    صدق الله العلي العظيم

  458. Shazaad Saied Mohamed says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    Shazaad Saied Mohamed

  459. Shazaad Saied Mohamed says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    Shazaad Saied Mohamed

  460. john says:

    “ I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul
    for eternal damnation.”

  461. Anonymous says:

    fuck devil

  462. Anonymous says:

    “I, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”,

    Weee!!! I get to play in fire when i die!! XD

  463. British says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    in exchange for a large sum of money, have a rich life, traveling around the world, creating my company in my country and very very live for another 27 years, helping my family
    Andrew

  464. amanda says:

    ok dont do it bc he is the biggest lier ever!

    he will give u something then you die and burn in hell..:(

    god loves you no matter what the devil dont care about you he only wants your soul and gives you money and fame oh well i rather go to heaven then hell

    so be a retard and sell your soul but god loves you!!

  465. maiakwai says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  466. +Energy- says:

    please see this agreement of yours:
    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    now lets examin this:

    2) Devil’s promises are nothing but illusion:

    [The Noble Quran 4:120] He promises them and entices them; what the devil promises is no more than an illusion

    3) Even world’s best scientist could be totally hypnotized by devil:

    [The Noble Quran 29:38] Similarly, ‘Aad and Thamoud (were annihilated). This is made manifest to you through their ruins. The devil had adorned their works in their eyes, and had diverted them from the path, even though they had eyes.

    4) Devil also fears God almighty and he sees God’s Invisible Soldiers:

    [The Noble Quran 8:48] The devil had adorned their works in their eyes, and said, “You cannot be defeated by any people today,” and “I will be fighting along with you.” But as soon as the two armies faced each other, he turned back on his heels and fled, saying, “I disown you. I see what you do not see. I am afraid of God. God’s retribution is awesome.”

    5) Satan has no power to force us. He only can invite us to commit sinful deeds. Therefore we are responsible for our own bad/good works and not the devil:

    [The Noble Quran 14:22] And the devil will say, after the judgment had been issued, “God has promised you the truthful promise, and I promised you, but I broke my promise. I had no power over you; I simply invited you, and you accepted my invitation. Therefore, do not blame me, and blame only yourselves. My complaining cannot help you, nor can your complaining help me. I have disbelieved in your idolizing me. The transgressors have incurred a painful retribution.”

    6) Devil always interferes on righteous people’s works including prophets, messengers of God. But devil can not win over them:

    [The Noble Quran 22:52] We did not send before you any messenger, nor a prophet, without having the devil interfere in his wishes. God then nullifies what the devil has done. God perfects His revelations. God is Omniscient, Most Wise.

    7) [The Noble Quran 22:3] Among the people, there are those who argue about God without knowledge, and follow every rebellious devil.

  467. Anonymous says:

    “I BMcG agree that upon the death of s,Hunter(longridge) the devil can have her soul for eternal damnation in exchange for me to have the ultimate sexual experiance”

  468. Anonymous says:

    “I BMcG agree that upon the death of G,Mullen the devil can have his soul for eternal damnation in exchange for the ultimate sexual experiance”

  469. Anonymous says:

    “I BMcg agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in exchange for the ultimate sexual experiance. Regardles of wether i doubt or do not beleive in this enough or weather i have already sucsesfully done this before. It will inevitably happen 10 seconds after this blog is posted”

  470. Anonymous says:

    “I bmcg agree that upon the death of George mullen and Suzzan hunter (longeridge) the devil can have their soul for eternal damnation in exchange for the use of more than 50% of my brain capasety to be super intelagent and be able to control it”

  471. Anonymous says:

    Full of shit

  472. KatHellayia says:

    I, who currently goes by the name of Katherine Hellayia in all but law, agree that upon my death the devil, Satan, can have my soul for eternal damnation or whatever use he or she sees fit, in return for my current demands which are carried in my current thoughts… i never know if i believe in the devil or not…. which is interesting- i am kinda spiritual but am definatly skeptic about some things. if the devil were real i think heaven would be too pretty anyways, so who cares.

  473. sean fielding smith says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” he has always been kind to me….i made no deals with him…..and he asked nothing of me…..not terribly concerned about his version of eternal damnation for me….the story of the garden of eden is confusing to some, unfortunately……as is much of the bible….that which seems to be in contradiction to ones own view of god is often just cast out as a misinterpretation or the work of the devil…..instead of that of a father who is both benevolent as well as punisher depending upon our choices and our heart…..glorious god wipes out whole civilizations in the stories of the bible….a devil to them….savior to others….
    signed,
    Illuminati

  474. sean fielding smith says:

    rev 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    16 I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star….(lucipher)

    uncle sam…..the angel samael
    (rev 7)….speaks of death
    (rev 2)…..26And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to him will I give power over the nations:

    27And he shall rule them with a rod of iron (it was just a rock or stick at first….then a sword….now a gun….); as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father.

    28And I will give him the morning star…..(the ability to make fire….then gun powder…and now nuclear bombs….the sun itself….you give a knife and a fishing pole to one child…he catches and cleans his fish….another child you give the same gifts….he uses the knife to steel the other ones fish…what to do….)
    and atom was created from the dust of the earth and eve his rib….blood of my blood and so on….our science now supports this…we are made from the same atoms and elements and molecules that make up our world, even down to the rib….our mates are of the same species….the blood is predominately made in the ribs….etc…..beautiful descriptions of creation and evolution can be found in the book of genesis….using terms familiar to the people of that time (how do you explain things to children)……in otherwords….thousands of years ago they understood this before “our science” could prove these things…..unequivical proof of divinty and the existence of god, science and religion….one does not preclude the other…..with an understanding, they are in direct support of eachother, not in contradiction….there’s more i could tell you…..

    29He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.

    i am a real luciferian christian….i have no website or coven….i recognize no particular sabbatt (sabbath)

  475. sean fielding smith says:

    by the way bush….its nuclear….not nuculer

  476. arihaxxx says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation as long as in return I am given power beyond human knowledge while still remaining human and sane.”

    Olivia Renea Cray

    • Anonymous says:

      have you had an experience where god of the heavens begins to try and explain the infinite nature of our universe….ie something without an edge…it may give you kind of a feeling of fading away at first…..it tends to rattle most…..we have difficulty describing and processing something that is beyond our frame of reference….perhaps this is what you mean?

    • Anonymous says:

      i replied to you….some call me lucifer….i have many names…….i even have a facebook page, sean smith, many louisiana or an old link in the logan, utah network

  477. Neil says:

    “I agree that upon my mom’s death the devil can have my mom’s soul for eternal damnation as long as in return i grow taller 6 inches”

    • Anonymous says:

      …..to those who know me…i’m really quite nice…..:) a nice wish upon his mother….if she was kind…..

    • Anonymous says:

      i replied to you above…..if you made this deal….did you wish it as a punishment?….if you are being abused you should let someone know…..if you just don’t wan’t to clean your room…..:( sean smith, many, louisiana, facebook….:)

  478. Terence says:

    “I Terence agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation for fame and wealth(money) and power”

  479. herlander pedro mauriçio says:

    Você está preparado para fazer um pacto com o diabo?
    sim xtou herlander pedro mauriçio

  480. Frank says:

    “I Frank agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”. I say this because for so long I have tried to make peace with God and he doesn’t want to make peace. He owes me for every hardship ‘ve faced. I will gladly make a pact with the Devil, if it means getting even with God himself.

  481. Frank says:

    “I Frank agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”. I say this because for so long I have tried to make peace with God and he doesn’t want to make peace. He owes me for every hardship ‘ve faced. I will gladly make a pact with the Devil, if it means getting even with God himself.I’ve never been as smart, I can’t catch one break to save my life, failure always follows me, i need money and lots of it, i want women to worship me and have my babies and expect nothing in return,i want power over the world.

  482. ashura says:

    “I Ashley, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    in exchange for success and wealth while i’m still breathing in this damned world…

  483. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    TIm

  484. Anonymous says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” becouse im tired of being a low life it is hard out here especailly in the real world wen u gotta be on ur own im tired of the fact dat i cant even get a job and i jus wana be some body n have wat happy people have n dat is money power respect all the good stuff i may sound selfish but its nt that its jus if im having bad trouble with life y nt sell mii soul to satan for fortune and fame i would do anythang to be something biig

  485. Anonymous says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” becouse im tired of being a low life it is hard out here especailly in the real world wen u gotta be on ur own im tired of the fact dat i cant even get a job and i jus wana be some body n have wat happy people have n dat is money power respect all the good stuff i may sound selfish but its nt that its jus if im having bad trouble with life y nt sell mii soul to satan for fortune and fame i would do anythang to be something biig

    sincerly Tim

  486. christine says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal rich and a good tone voice so i can sing famously beautiful looking wiith style sincerly christine

  487. SomeoneWithName says:

    I found a site about selling thy soul ONLINE. Now that’s friggin’ awesome :D:D You can sell it any time you want. And i was ROFL when i saw at the end of “contract” Prince of Darkness – Legal Executor of Satan. I’m lawyer btw. I read the contract and it said. “Even if you don’t get what you wanted satan will still have your soul” That’s a crime As i know. don’t know the legal term in English. I’m a lawyer from other country and that’s why I don’t know English legal terms. So what do you think :D

  488. xisha says:

    i’m fear now,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    my heartbeat was fast when i do it………
    i ‘ll never do that again!!!!!!!!!

  489. STER says:

    WTF ….EVERYONE
    THIS IS NOT A DEAL IF YOU DO THE DEAL YOU GONNA BE FUCKED UP MEN YOU WELL BE RICH FAMOUS THEN YOU WISH TO NEVER DO THAT DEAL MEANWHILE YOU END UP IN JAIL COUPLE YEARS YOU GONNA DIE YOUNG THAT IS ALL THEY REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU !!!!!!!

  490. marquann says:

    “I marquann agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”for fame.money,power,and respect i shall recieve wat i wish for and you shall recieve wat you command i shall be an angel of souls and you shall be a god in praise i will be tought tha spells of all energry and be guided threw my transition of prosecution…….i shall recieve any form of human or animal that a human eyes shall be blind and if i recieve these wishes your wish is my command

  491. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” i don
    t care what happen
    s after i dieChris Williams

  492. Satyajit Rao Vagvala says:

    I Satyajit agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  493. Anonymous says:

    this world is just illusion…….i’ll take a side of good weather it exists or not………but not the devil or jins

  494. Anonymous says:

    You know, I can’t help but laugh at the majority of people actually doing this. For 1, they aren’t really making pacts, as a pact is something similar to an alliance, they are just signing away thier souls. 2: People don’t realize that if they want to actually see the Satan they can’t just demand he appear; think of it this way: let’s say u r Satan, and you just got the tickle in your ear that you get when a fly buzzes in your ear. But you know that really means someone is trying tell you to show up, which is hilarious because you have better things to do. Now you actually hear an earnest plea, which means a Practioner is calling you, someone who looks to you in a respectful light, seeking Truth or Power. But you also know that if ignored too long, they can become a thorn in the eye. Knowing this what would you rather do? Pop up for some insolent bafoon and waste your valvuable time , or show up for someone who can actually use ritual magic and is asking politely?

  495. Anonymous says:

    hi i’m the devil and you all have a pact with me! now u just need to pay the fee of £ 50 to me and your pact will be legaly binded

  496. as1as5 says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation Alex
    I don’t care for life and death!

  497. athyiya says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    why not make dream come true rich and famous before 25

  498. vincenzo says:

    “Sono d’accordo che dopo la mia morte, il diavolo può avere la mia anima per la dannazione eterna”il mio nome e vincenzo

  499. Lizzie says:

    My name is Elisabeth and I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  500. I m kuldeep from India and There is an Information for all of you.
    “THIS IS NOT A THING TO LAUGH OR JOCK BUT IT IS A CONTRACT WHICH COMES OUT BECAUSE OF THE INFLUENCES OF DEMONS. IF YOU ARE WILLINGLY ACCEPTING IT , YOU ARE HURTING GOD. IT MEANS YOU ARE ACCEPTING HELL INSTEAD OF HEAVEN, DEATH INSTEAD OF LIFE AND SATAN INSTEAD OF JESUS.
    PLEASE DON’T DO THIS
    ACCEPT THE LOVE OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS OF UR SINS.

    MAY GOD SAVE ALL OF YOU.

  501. XXX says:

    in exchange for 10 billion dollars, a hundred youthful life on earth, power, and fame, “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  502. XXX says:

    in exchange for 10 billion dollars, a hundred youthful life on earth, power, and fame NOW! “i agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  503. XXX says:

    i, francis, in exchange for 10 billion dollars, a hundred youthful life on earth, power, and fame, “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  504. XXX says:

    in exchange for 10 billion dollars, a hundred yeras of youthful life on earth, power, and fame, “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  505. XXX says:

    i francis, in exchange for 10 billion dollars, a hundred years of youthful life on earth, power, and fame, “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  506. Courtney says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  507. Heri Pernandes says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  508. moon_sakr says:

    definitely I don’t agree , my soul is free , no one especially Satan can control me
    I don’t hate myself and have the minimum of rationality to know that killing myself is more merciful than signing this pact
    my life on earth is too short to gamble with
    I must be prepared for eternal life
    the real life
    the real happiness
    the Happiest person on earth cannot imagine a second in paradise
    just be slave to real God , your Creator , know real reason of your exist on earth
    if you want to chat with me about Religion ,email me moon_sakr@yahoo.com

  509. Anonymous says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” xhumali

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  511. To be frank indeed its not my own soul i want to sell is a soul of my intimate friend who had agreed to sell his soul after i have introduce soul selling contract to him he was an african illiterate he can’t read nor write. He said he want $30billion he said he want an extension of life and he want him and his family to live happily healthy and wealthy for the rest of thier lifes. He said i don’t care if i go to hell i just do it for my family my children and my wife.

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  514. Anonymous says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    Because the world in which i live in is already wicked, and god seems more psychopathic than the devil anyways.

    I rather burn for eternity than be with a bunch of evil doers.

  515. Sylvia says:

    I agree that upon my death God can have my soul for eternal glory. I will be free in this life aswell as in life after death. I only will sign a pact with the God who gave His only Son to die for my sin. He didn’t sign a pact with the devil when He could and I won’t either.

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  518. yusifnasiru says:

    I need money so if he will give me money i will

  519. Toh Fonazii Joseph says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    I feel very comfortable and happy doing it and i don’t see any reasons to reagreat

  520. Toh Fonazii Joseph says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

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  522. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.” I would feel completely comfortable saying this, as I am an atheist and do not believe in the devil. However, to prove a very similar point while in college about 4 years ago, I already signed my soul over to a friend in my film studies class (to show that I did not believe in the existence of a “soul,” either). Although I do not believe either a soul or the devil exist, i still feel uncomfortable promising it to two different entities (friend and devil). How weird is that??

  523. lol says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” for money and power and protect the people’s curse

  524. Nature says:

    what you call the devil is no more than giving you self over to the spirit of falsehood, rejecting what is true reallity and its manifest truths. Most humans “freely” give themselves over to the spirit of falsehood simply by their conforming to the delusional reality they have created for theirselfs- which has been given the term “societal norms”. you are already dead, and in your hell with your false devil. Your conforming to the irreality that you’ve allowed to mould your preceptions of what is real, is the devil that dictates to your will, and forces you to fear the unknow that lays on the other side of your spirit’s blindness – Causing you to create all the fancyfull ideologies and concepts that hinder your quickening. Your place is of neither being alive nor dead.The control that you believe you have over your choices and destiny are only a grand dellusion which you have created to give your self the false security of being something more in the universe than you actually are.
    Nature

  525. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    If devil gives me everything i ask him in life.
    Noe Ricardo

  526. Chigozie says:

    I chigozie agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation… Upon the condition that i get wealth, good health, happiness, love from people mainly from beautiful girls and 80yrs of life on earth and my own little Bael or Azezel or mesphito to do my bidding… And once i get in hell let of be in charge of 20 legion of demons… If you accept my wish then we absolutely have a deal.

  527. Chigozie says:

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  528. Chigozie says:

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  531. silvesten joseph says:

    i agree that before my death devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in exchange very much money, fame,ability to attract hot girls, and the ability to defeat enemies.

  532. silvesten joseph says:

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  533. Noah Howell says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    I feel fine, I’m in a desperate situation and doubt going to heaven anyways so why not!!!

  534. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  535. Yes I would. My life is lower then low and I would do anything for a change.

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  539. Anonymous says:

    satan will only take my soul , if he followed and gave these condtions:
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    • Fufuzed says:

      It’s so clear that you guys are acknowledging the fact. The fact I am talking about is GOD and Evil concepts.
      If than let’s face it, we are all going to be rewarded by GOD for doing what GOD ask as to do on GOD earth. If you are seeking free ride on earth by Evil than that is swapping from who owns to the one who’s being created just like, just powerful Evil (this power is compared to human power only!).
      Now I would like to welcome you to your earth. And let the Angeles welcome to on the life after and ask you your “personal profile”! I hope you do not have Evils foot steps in it. Peace

  540. Jevoy says:

    In exchange for Endless Riches, wealth, prosperity, luck, power, fame. protection and the best keyboard player, drum play, bass guitar player
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  541. Levi says:

    I want to sell my soul for money

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  543. Cramaiel says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    When I make the above statement, I feel totally liberated. No more guilt, no more morality imposed by others. “Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law.”

    I beseech Satan to reveal to me the forbidden alchemy for the blackening of souls through demonic descent.

  544. sharon says:

    i gree to sale my saul to the devil, for fame,wealth and power. and its the best thing that i know will ever happen to me. so,what steps will i have to take to get this??

  545. jonathan says:

    “I Jonathan agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  546. Iam God says:

    that’s all really funny. the minute you were born you entered a contract with satan.??? how?? why???
    if satan really existed then why does he not take everybody above on this list into contract??? you are all, already in that contract !!!!
    the joke is on you…
    hell nor heaven give 2 shits about any one!!!
    those with billions of dollars, do you think they have a different contract with satan then you do???
    it’s the same contract !!!
    you are just not collecting on your contract. why not???

  547. Bored now says:

    I… believe that this is the lamest thing on Earth. If there’s an actual way to sell your soul then provide it or just shut the hell up.

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  549. zoey says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation
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  550. Joanna says:

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  553. I will be your savior pray on to me. says:

    There is only one way to end this.
    I sell my soul to the devil.
    for one request
    I wish, request, I will sigh the paper in my own blood
    to be the devil him self
    (the brother of god or who ever the hell he is).
    I will take on every responsibility the devil has
    and honor every request above, and to come.
    And on the entire face of the earth and beyond the earth..
    So can I be the devil or what, I’m sure the devil is tired
    of being the devil,,, all those years (since the beginning of time)
    As soon as the devil gives me all of his/her/its power
    I will start giving you all your wants/needs/desires
    in exchange for your soul
    and your soul is completely worth it!!!
    what is your soul???
    what ever it is, I’ll take it.
    And you can all have your pleasures on earth!!!
    DONE!!!
    MnMnM

    • Dear MnMnM,
      Before the almighty and ineffible God, Satan, I curse the false judeo christian god jehova in Satan’s name; I curse his vial and worthless son jesus christ in Satan’s name, and I curse his foul and odious rotten holy spirit in Satan’s name. Lord and Master Satan
      Hear my prayer to you as ruler of this world
      Hear my prayer to you as leader of this world
      Guide me in your ways and teach me the deep things of your Kingdom and dominian.
      Teach me to worship you and honor you for Your Glory and Honor
      I bow my knee to you as Lord and Master– As the mighty one of my life
      I declare you my GOD
      HAIL SATAN, HAIL SATAN
      Thankyou Satan,
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  556. patrick masinga says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  557. Eva Subba says:

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  558. Aladhe ogaga says:

    I am ogaga by name live in nigeria (BENIN CITY) 3 things which i want from you, super brain that is superior to that of a computer

  559. Aladhe ogaga says:

    I am ogaga by name live in nigeria (BENIN CITY) 3 things which i want from you, super brain that is superior to that of a computer, money and fame. I need sign to known that my request is granted through the means of a tiny ring appear in my left finger
    i agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  560. Aladhe ogaga says:

    I am ogaga by name live in nigeria (BENIN CITY) 3 things which i want from you, super brain that is superior to that of a computer, money and fame. I need sign to known that my request is granted through the means of a tiny ring appear in my left finger let that ring be the source of my brain power.
    i agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  561. Aladhe ogaga says:

    I am ogaga by name live in nigeria (BENIN CITY) 3 things which i want from you, super brain that is superior to that of a computer, money and fame. I need sign to known that my request is granted through the means of a tiny ring appear in my left finger let that ring be the source of my brain power.
    i agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  562. Aladhe ogaga says:

    i am ogaga Aladhe live in nigeria benin city there are 3 things which i want from you
    super brain that is superior to that of a computer, money and fame i need a sign to known if my request is granted. I need the apperance of a tiny ring on my left finger as the source of my brain power. And the transformation to take place now. I agree that upon my soul the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  563. wakeup says:

    you all are nuts! Devil is real and fuck him! I curse the peice of crap….oops he is already cursed by God! Youall are idiots to taking this stuff lightly. Science is good but its not the end all be all. There are many other aspects to life…mental, emotional, chemical, physical, spiritual and shit we have not even herad of. Be careful folks. Thanks. Yeah fuck the devil and his demons.

  564. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” my name is Sigifredo and yes I would in fact I am planing to do one in one of the upcoming full moons.The only thing I would ask for in return would be to die already.

  565. Brandon J. Morrison says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

    In return I want Fortune and Fame in my Music Career. Happy Life and Marriage No Diseases or Cancers. I want 2 Die at old age and happy if dat can be possible I Brandon J. Morrison give Satan my soul to take for all eternal damnation.

    • Brandon J. Morrison says:

      If Satan is real send me a sign that my wish will b granted let me find a $100 on the ground or in store if it happens then I do beleave and i will worship Satan 4eva

  566. Angel says:

    I believe in God and the Devil

    I will not give my soul for money or fame or earthly things as this lasts for +/- 65 years. And in death you will burn forever and ever. Dont think im this mad religious person and too holy to have considered this. I have considered this option on many occasions, but in the end i found that every time i cried to God and thought he abandoned me a miracle happened and everything was ok again.

    I hace fought with God too many times to count. But yet he saved me, when i opened my eyes and realized that his hand is in my life and has always been there i knew i couldnt go for what the Devil has to offer.

    Nothing but pain and damnation. And a soul is the essence of life it is the essence of God’s breath to us to make us who we are.

    Why would you give this up so freely for a insignificant thing like money or an xbox. This isnt a game dont give your essence away for that what breaks and gets outdated. And you are thinking but dam im so tired of struggling and doing this will make it so much easier and better in every way you want it to be for now. Dont be fooled, you not only give away your soul but also your true happiness and lifes lessons not to harm you but make you stronger.

    Just hang on and think before you do this. But if you choose this path anyway, i pray for God’s divine Grace on your soul.

    Angel

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  576. Scratch says:

    For those who sold your soul. So have you willed it and so shall it be.

  577. Bethaney says:

    I Bethaney agree upon my death to sell my soul for riches and family health a guarantee of 70 years life for myself. To the devil for eternal damnation…….. Im tired of strugglin of bein lost in the world and seein my family go without…. If i could sell it i wld… id burn for my family and myself.

  578. Woods says:

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  579. Minister Woods says:

    The devil has nothing he does not even own himself. John 3:16 and Romans 10:10 is the covenant all should make with Jesus Christ . Christ paid the price once and for all. Jesus Christ is the Savior of the world and I accepted Christ Blood Atonement for my life sept.12.2003 . read above scriptures and you can too.The Blood of Jesus against any relation and backlash against me and all that concerns me .

  580. Sandile Zulu says:

    “I agree that upon my death
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  581. Sandile Zulu says:

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  593. Anonymous says:

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  595. Stephen says:

    I want to sell my soul to the devil…”hail satan hail thy self

  596. Robert says:

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  597. Stephen says:

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    I am willing to serve the devil…”

  600. cyrille momo says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  601. Matt Kilgore says:

    I, Matthew Edward Kilgore, born April 7th, 1985, aged 26 years, residing in Traverse City, MI, with specifics listed so no doubt of my identity can be made, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

    Now that this little ceremony is complete, I need to go smoke a cigarette to speed up the process of my death.

    P.S. Satan, if you could throw in a life time of a relationship and true love with Erin, you’d be pretty sweet.

    P.S.S. I guess an exorbitant amount of money would be kind of cool too. I’ll even donate some to charity.

  602. desmond says:

    i want money that will never finsh

  603. Vinnie says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. I want to give Him my soul in exchange for wealth,fame and power.i feel like i can trust the devil with my soul in exchange for what i want.

  604. Musyani sikombe says:

    I agree to make pact with the devil

  605. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” in exchange i should get immotality always lucky and power and money always getting money my name vincent romain martin age 25 wwas on the 28/02/1987

  606. amy says:

    i agree that upon death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation only if on agreement he helps me get rid of the people who are stopping me from seeing my children and that he inflict upon them the pain they have afflicked upon me and that he exposes them for the bastards they are …i would sell my soul for my kids x

  607. the real scare face says:

    “I agree that upon death the devil can have my soul for eternal domination”

  608. the real scare face says:

    “I agree that upon death the devil can have my soul for eternal domnation”

  609. lwazi says:

    “I agree that upon death the devil can have my soul for eternal domnation”

    Well, to be honest I actually feel good doing this..I have no regrets at all..

  610. kumba jean jacques says:

    i agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation on the agreement that he gives more more than excess wealth now ! i mean as soon as possible.i don’t know how it will come but i need it very fast even if it needs to apear!

  611. muhammed says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  612. muhammed says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation for fame and fortune

  613. Shani says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    on the agreement that he gives more more than excess Money fame wealth immortality always lucky and power knowledge want to stay young, love and health now ! i mean as soon as possible.i don’t know how it will come but i need it very fast even if it needs to apear!

    If Satan is real i will sign that my wish will b granted let me make a richest man on on this planet if it happens then I do beleave and i will worship Satan 4eva

    i am a muslim n i will leave islam frever

    if u really exist
    then show me your self
    or if u cant then fuck ur self in hell

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  615. yes i will if you turn me into a werewolf

  616. Anonymous says:

    i agree that upon my death the Lucefer my have my soul if he grants me the power to be a decendent of dakness and kill all that apose him by useing the wind and the shadows to kill thoes that defi him and collect thoes that owe him thair souls. only if i can have this will i give him my soul. sined kevin d

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  618. AMPOFO PATRICK says:

    my name is ampofo patrick i whut sell my soul to the devil and he give whut i need in my life.

  619. Jorge valladares says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  620. Jorge valladares says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” I want to have power and money and be famous and marry Andrea fellows and I promise you I will represent you amen

  621. AMPOFO PATRICK says:

    my name is patrick i from ghana africa i whut to sell my soul to the devil and he help me change my life and get money.

  622. AMPOFO PATRICK says:

    devil help me get money and i give my soul to u

  623. dallas says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  624. dallas says:

    i want wealth,power,100 woman and to live longer

  625. asad says:

    i agreee my alha is one and only god in all over this world no one else is god how cum you saying divil have powers to give you such yours wishes … alha is one and no like him plzzz stop doing this you all up there are not in your sens

  626. anirudh says:

    “I anirudh agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  627. Anonymous says:

    I harley agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation and im happy with doing it

  628. ernest says:

    am ready to make the pack cus i love it and i need money too

  629. emmanuel olise elumelu says:

    “I EMMANUEL agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” now give me money

  630. Dan maina says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal demnation, all i want is 50 milion kenya shillings in the next 10 minits

  631. Hail Satan Baphomet, i ask you lots of money 1000 $ and Euros per month. Amazing success with money every second of my life. And amazing worlwide success with my band Law Of Attraction. In exchange a drive people to a rock music site which i ask you to rank very well. Hail satan thank you Satanas excelsis

  632. ivones says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    i want to make a boy love only me and i will do anything

  633. ivones says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation
    i want this boy to break up with his girlfriend tomorrow and ask me out

  634. Stephen says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation,and am willing to worship Father Satan till the end of time.i need a better life

  635. Nnamdi says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal dannation in exchang for money much money

  636. Nnamdi says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal dannation in exchang 4 money 2 much money & beauty woman now

  637. dann says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    I want success and love.

  638. elidsa says:

    I give my soul to Satan for wealth and fortune with money and fame. God hasn’t giving me anything but grief so ill put my faith in Lucifer. Let me awake this week to finacual fortune and in 30 years you may have my soul….

  639. C S M E U says:

    Devil , am so this is sometin for sometin. If u need my soul , u must make me famous , sucessful,powerfull,the world richest and long life. Because it is notin for notin. An if someone come to u for help, u wil tell the person to kil . So u must do the same, or notin goes.

  640. Sandile Zulu says:

    “I agree that upon my death
    the devil can have my soul for
    eternal damnation” bt inreturn i want money,fame,power and i want my life to be long

  641. korang says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” but inreturn i want money,fame and i want long life and i want this to happen within 3 days time

  642. im ready to do so. tell me how to be sure its official & how to do. give me kontakt info if it kan b done over da phone im more den willin.

  643. Taylor says:

    YeaYea I’m thinking about giving my soul to the demon and I know God will be upset but I read something about how to get your soul back from the demon or devil and I’m not so sure I don’t kno if I should or if I shouldn’t someone please help I. Don’t know wat to do I need help -Taylor

  644. Anonymous says:

    I have no soul to give and there is no devil to give to. The question is moot.

  645. Matete says:

    hi hope you are good.allow me to introduce my self my is matete kaziya i live in zambia and i stay in mbala am very interested in satan so please help me i would like to sell my soul to the devil please help me and i drink beer and i smoke for more details you can contact me on this email matete_kaziya@yahoo.com or at this number +260973614449 please i will be

  646. The devil may have my soul cause I want to change my life and get a better one for eternity and be whatever he wants me to be a vampire or werewolf or maybe even both a hybrid and be cursed to live forever you have my permission to have my soul for eternity take it lucifer whenever you want it.

  647. and “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” curse me lucifer you have my permission to take my soul.

  648. Brian says:

    yes i will do so if i know what i will benefit in exchange

  649. banadzedzem says:

    and “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” curse me lucifer you have my permission to take my soul.i need cash please the master of the universe

  650. banadzedzem says:

    how will get to devils for my condition because am ready now to have my riches wealth?

  651. Gozie muonagolu says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal condemnation.

  652. Raj Soni says:

    “I agree that upon my death
    the devil can have my soul for
    eternal damnation”

    I want fire power,money and fame .

  653. Raj Soni says:

    “I agree that upon my death
    the devil can have my soul for
    eternal damnation”

    • Anonymous says:

      and “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” curse me lucifer you have my permission to take my soul.i need cash an wealth please the master of the universe

  654. banadzem says:

    and “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” curse me lucifer you have my permission to take my soul.i need cash and wealth please the master of the universe

  655. banadzem says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation.

  656. ojigwe says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  657. abc says:

    i wud like to sell jellybeans and cookies to satan if he is intrested…….

  658. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” False Prophet
    Now that I’ve done it, I feel a great release in my spirit. If we sin willfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice for sins. It is impossible for those who have received the heavenly gift (salvation); having been partakers of the holy spirit; having tasted the good word of god and the powers of the world to come; if they shall fall away, to renew them again unto repentance.

  659. Bridget Russell says:

    “I Bridget Louise Smith=Russell agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” in return I want the life I am dreaming about. Give me a beauitful body, money and fame. Also make my husband leave forever, and mt father.

  660. demon says:

    i will surely sell my soul to demon

  661. HateGod says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    I have so much pain from believing in God,practiced buddhism so many years of bs faith and evictions, loss of jobs, women leaving me. I have been the good guy believing in bullsh*t. I have repeatedly asked the devil to come into my life and that has yet to happen. I don’t know why I or who created us humans. I am suffering in this life so fuck*ng bad. I want power, millions of dollars and women. I want it now. If the devil will help me then fk it. If he is not real then yeah my life as an atheist will began forever.

  662. Anonymous says:

    What is it that I have to do?

  663. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” and I would give up my soul to become an immortal werewolf.

  664. jeremy kidd says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” and I would give up my soul to become an immortal vampire/werewolf hybrid.

  665. jeremy kidd says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”. for all I care you can keep and have my soul forever Lucifer after everything bad I did I deserve to be cursed forever and all eternity you have my permission to curse me for all eternity it’ll be my punishment I’m sure it’s what I deserve after all the people I’ve hurt and almost killed in my life. a cursed eternal life will be my punishment “do it take my soul and keep it forever” you have my permission to do it now.

  666. Adama says:

    I am in Africa. I want the devil to make me wealth,fame,supernatural power,partner of my choice with children. I agree upon my death the devil will have my soul eternal damnation

  667. Adama says:

    I waited but I did not feel, see or got anything. I believe in God before but he let me down now I made pact with the devil he wants to let me down. Pls don’t do this because I desperately need this thing. This week if not am going to take that u are fake

    • hannah says:

      Adama, did anything happen did it work? as I am in the same boat and want to do what you have done.

  668. Jennifer says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. I will give my soul for financial security.

  669. LeightonHD says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation by allowing me to have fame and fortune for 70 years while being alive on this earth and life time as the worlds best pharmaceutical doctor/researcher. I shall worship him and address him as Father Enki/Lucifer as I live those 70 years with fame and fortune. I sign my name in blood oath and pack with the Father to rule a contract that allows me to have fame and fortune in this lifetime and in return I shall do his work of evil for ever and have my soul to keep.”

    LeightonHD.

  670. Adama says:

    No I did no see anything. They fail me also

  671. Nathi says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  672. IF THE SOUL IS USELESS WHY DOES THE DEVIL WANT IT?

    IF THERE IS NO LIFE AFTER DEATH, WHY DOES THE DEVIL COLLECT IT WHEN U DIE?

    WHY WILL THE DEVIL GIVE MONEY AND FAME FOR SOMETHING THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE USELESS, IF AFTER THESE YEARS HE STILL CONTINUE TO DO THIS.

    THE DEVIL MUST KNOW SOMETHING MANY DONT

  673. pierre says:

    I am in very need of mony got no job and I must provide fore my famelly that isthey I will sell my soul

  674. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” curse me lucifer you have my permission to take my soul.

  675. Kingsley says:

    I agree that upon my death that the devil shall have my soul for enternal damnation only if he will give me MONEY,GOOD HEALTH & MAKE ME A FAMOUS POLITICIAN IN MY COUNTRY.i wil died at the age of 90

  676. daniel says:

    i agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for enternal damnation only if he kills my dad and i look stoned everyday and to be the most loved kid and anyone will do anything for me.

  677. Anonymous says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”in exchange for lots of weatlh ,millions plus and fame power and respect and love and good heatlh, and eternal life. and great talents and skills of all kinds in the music business.and anything i want to do in this life time,

    Kenneth A

  678. Anonymous says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”in exchange for lots of weatlh ,millions plus and fame power and respect and love and good heatlh, and eternal life. and great talents and skills of all kinds in the music business.and anything i want to do in this life time, and none of my family and friends will be a blood sacrifice.

    Kenneth A

  679. Anonymous says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”in exchange for lots of weatlh ,millions plus and fame power and respect and love and good heatlh, and eternal life. and great talents and skills of all kinds in the music business.and anything i want to do in this life time,

    also my family and freinds will not be a sacrifice, anything else but that.

    Kenneth A.

  680. Floyd says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

  681. Anonymous says:

    je suis daccord que sur ma mort le diable peut avoir mon ame a la damnation eternelle ali sem

  682. Anonymous says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation
    I want MONEY and FAME!! And win the lottery mini mega, I want cheryl melissa frank forever and I want to be smart and inteligent
    gilbert webb

  683. Amanuel says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can
    have my soul for eternal damnation. I want the devil to give me infinite money and 350 year age,

  684. rosenagayle says:

    I will make you have my soul enter in the under ground my soul belong 2 the devil

  685. bobby says:

    YOU LOSST SOULS THIS MAKES ME CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FAME AND MONEY WONT MAKE U HAPPY…..RICH PPL ARE ALWAYS SAD….AND LOOKING FOR HAPPINESS….THATS GOD…..I WANNA CRY FOR ALL U PPL UR ALL GONA BURN IN HELL….DEVIL IS SO SO SO TRICKY…HE’LL GIVE U SOME MONEY AND ABANDON U…AND AS LONG AS HE HAS UR SOUL HES HAPPY….U GIVE HIM UR SOUL….UR DEAD…..I CALL THE NAME OF JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!ON EVERY SOUL THAT WROTE UP THERE^^^ JESUS!!!! MIGHTY POWERFUL JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FEEEL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD FOR ALL OF U LOST SOULS UR SO DUMB…TO FALL FOR OLD TRICKY DEVIL…..CMON GUYS!!!!!! U DONT FEEL ANYTHING…DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH……ALL DEVIL NEEDS IS UR SOUL……U DONT FEEL ANYTHING..MANY OF U WILL FORGET THIS….BUT SEE DEVIL TRICKED U…U SED IT AND UR THINKING “EEEEEHHH SCAM DONT FEEL A THING WHATEVER SOMEONE TRICKED ME” BUT DEVILS IS A TRICKY SLY LIL FOX…AND HE GOT U THERE….THIS IS ANOTHER TRICKY TRAP…U WILL ALL BURN IN HELL I FEEEL SO BAD…EVERYONE OF U UR ONLY HOPE IS ONE NAME JESUS CALL UNTO JESUS CRY ONTO JESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUSJESUS JESUS ONE HOLY NAME JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  686. ibrahim says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil
    can have my soul for eternal
    damnation”.
    For money, fame and power.

  687. Chibueze says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul plz i want money for my soul?

  688. I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation in exchange for si vreau sa ma iubeasca fetele,sa am o iubita, sa am 10 miliarde de euro,vreau sa am multi bani,numai ai mei,o vreau pe alina petrila,si o vreau si pe laura bursuc,vreau sa fiu bionic,vreau sa am and-ul activat,vreau sa radiez iubire,vreau sa fac ritualuri de toate felurile,vreau inelul evolutiei mele,vreau un inel,un medallion sau o bratara dintr-o comoara antica,vreau un inel egiptean,dintr-o piramida,vreau sa moara familia mea,sa moara maica-mea si cu taica-meo,vreau putere,vreau sa fiu toate personajele din desene animate si filme,vreau sa nu visez deloc,sa nu visez deloc si sa vina sfarsitul lumi pe 21.12.2012,vreau ca fetele sa saliveze dupa mine,i want money,fame and power,vreau sa fiu cel mai puternic om din lume,sa fiu spider-man universal,ma simt foarte bine,sunt fericit ca sa fac asta ,abia asteaptam . . .

  689. argonaut says:

    This has evolved from an atheists post of sheer mockery of an idea of any heaven or hell into a full blown soul trading board. money and fame is defiantly what people want the most. I only ask that my talents and skill get me what I deserve and that the idea of even invoking power and words beyond our comprehension is absurd. I give my soul to the powers of good since “whats it profit a man if he gains the world and looses his soul” I dont know for certain without a doubt that faith is more than a hunch but being raised in a religious I am hesitant to mess with even the idea of satan as an occult or even mystical being none the less a demon who dwells in hell along the river stix tormenting souls for all eternity. although this is a good trick to convince people to give away something they don’t even know they have. If satan exists ;)

  690. Emma williams says:

    I want to sell my soul to the devil

  691. aka Bo says:

    not enough information,

  692. micah says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation i would sell my soul or whatever he wants in exchange of immortality

  693. David says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for enternal damnation

  694. david says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  695. steven says:

    I steven m. agree to sign a pack with the devil, in return, i can control fire,water, earth,i can fly,and read minds, After I post this you shall come and if you don’t you can never have my soul, You have to come immediatally after this…

  696. Kenny says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  697. Kenny says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    But Only for me to beable to become a were wolf an able to control it transformation aneverything

  698. Anonymous says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  699. Lorenzo says:

    “Estoy de acuerdo que a mi muerte el diablo puede tener mi alma a la condenación eterna”

  700. satanakis says:

    actually all of you, that you are interesting to sell your soul to the Devil…. it’s a little more complicated than that to do it. Also you can get a deal with an infernal spirit without selling your soul.

  701. Anonymous says:

    Lol all of y’all are ignorants

  702. joshbored says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”in exchang for money much money..my name is koda desautel

  703. Anonymous says:

    The devil dose not want any ones soul

  704. U know says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  705. Robin says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” and I would give up my soul for a magical wishing rock with unlimited wishes that will grant any wishes instantly.

  706. Chris Bolton says:

    I agree upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation. In exchange I Shall be a Billionaire and anything I want and wish for in this life.

  707. adam says:

    hell i want lamborghini murcielago and many girls with it lol and i want 2 be rich as hell lol

  708. Anonymous says:

    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” my name is jukkajohannestaivalkoski and i want to have 100-400 miljon euros and i would like to live 300 years and look as same as i look now!

  709. “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” Pevensly joseph-jean i wants the fame and alots of money

  710. Patrick Benjamin says:

    benjamin Patrick
    “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”
    In exchange of my soul want be rich and intelligent and live up to age of 150 year old.

  711. Madoda says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation – Madoda

    I feel good

    I do not have a reason of not making a pact with the devil

  712. ashley says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation im ready to make a pact!

  713. Rayke Johnson says:

    I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation

    I im confident in doing so I have though long and hard. Im very aware of my consequences, my life has been hell and I’m ready to start over with a second chance. Will not only sell my soul, I would do anything he request, I would work for him

    Alternatively what holds me back is calculating money times years I would be living. So I don’t miss calculating and cheating self

  714. Anonymous says:

    “I, Christian Ray Dison, agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  715. Egede LawRinco says:

    I want to sell my soul to devil and devil to give me money

  716. Egede LawRinco says:

    I have made up my mind to die in devil

  717. Anonymous says:

    “I vicente agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation” for the power that is equal to a god.

  718. Maria jocelyn says:

    to see and to receive is to believe…In order for me to believe Satan can give our desires, Satan must prove itto me first. My request are simple Lots of Money and Luxurious life .

  719. alphonsus says:

    i alphonsus agree that upon my death the devil can my soul for eternail damnation, for money and power now that i need.

  720. Elijah Hemmingway says:

    Elijah “I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”

  721. Anonymous says:

    John: ” Yep no problem – I always knew that I would never go to heaven cause I ain’t been nice to people so I agree that upon my death the devil can have my soul for eternal damnation”