Michael Jackson in 140 characters

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michael-jackson-goofyYesterday on Twitter I asked everyone to try to summarize Michael Jackson’s life in 140 characters or less.  Here are my top five favourites….

Child fullfiller, adult thriller, midlife downhiller, depressive painkiller, accused peadophiler, suicidal tranquiller? – @PJohnPilkington

Things went good, then weird, then good, then bad, then weird. – @JudyBecker

ABC to DEA by way of BAD.@nacnudrium

Born poor black man, becomes rich white woman. …something with a monkey? dies. @garethdivitini

born ->famous -> more famous -> really famous -> got bit creepy -> even more creepy ->comeback? -> died…@cbonnett

What do you think?  Any better suggestions?

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62 comments on “Michael Jackson in 140 characters

  1. Bill says:

    born ->famous -> more famous -> really famous -> got bit creepy -> even more creepy -> died -> comeback

  2. Per says:

    Born with nose for success. Did a good job. Success! Born with nose before success. Had a nose job. No success.

  3. lesliet says:

    Strange that none of these mentioned music or dancing.

  4. PolarKoala says:

    An Awfully Big Adventure…

  5. TS says:

    Cute > Handsome > Weird > Strange > Scary > Pathetic > Gone

  6. SteveG says:

    Amazing talent, self-image problem, weird friends, weird marriage, weird, still talented, weirdness eclipsed talent, sadly died, died sadly

  7. PolarKoala says:

    In that picture, he’s doing air-quotes around his own head.

    • Zoiee says:

      no he aint dumby HE MADE A FUNNY FACE WAT PART OF HE WAS A CHILD IN A GROWN MANS BODIII DNT U GET

      DUMBY I SWEAR STUPD PPL THESE DAYS THEY REALLY IRRITATE ME ( MAYBE U SHLD WATCH THE VID IT WAS DURING HIS 2ND TRIAL)

  8. Briantist says:

    Over hyped, over exposed, cadomite falsetto. Managed, choreographed, packaged and sold, messianic Minnelli-nosed oxygen- Bubbled black man.

  9. MJ says:

    A lot of these sound like the shipping forecast.

    Tyne dogger, Thriller, German Bight – veering oddly, becoming cyclonic later, Bad. Squally face, allegations, severe gale 9 in north, death.

  10. MJ rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this picture, good sence of humer he had…

  11. jana says:

    FUCKKKKKKKK YOU BASTARDS I HATE ALL OF U GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKIN HATERS MJ WAS THE KING OF MUSIC! HE WOULD NEVER HURT A FLY HES CARING FUNNY ENERGETIC AND YOU WET TWATS HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY NEGITIVE AND UNTRUE COMMENTS

    • anon says:

      Shut the hell up and suck up the hatred of Michael Jackson like a man. In fact, grow the fuck up and let the comments of those haters slide. Whether you like it or not, there will always be people who hate that pop star. So learn to fuckin’ deal with it instead of being a big baby about their strong dislike,

  12. Katie Martin says:

    Heres what i have to say about Micheal Jackson hes a good guy he knows how to sing and nobody will ever change micheal jackson being the king of pop and hes not the person you think he is

  13. 165863 says:

    ya’ll pure shit. Michael Jackson was n still is da best of all n all of u who have insulted him are just fucking crazy!!!!!

    • anon says:

      You’re as fucked up as shit. Why the hell do you care what Michael’s haters think of him? It’s their opinion. If you can’t stand the opinion of those dislikers, just ignore them.

  14. Meybel Sarai Umana A. says:

    I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON, HE IS THE BEST OF ALL. I THINK THAT ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT OF HIM AS A BAD PERSON ARE JUST CRAZY AS HELL. HE WAS A VERY BEAUTIFUL PERSON. I KNOW HE HAS DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS BUT THAT IS NO REASON FOR “YOU”TO JUDGE HIM.

    lOVE FOREVER. MJ WILL LIVE FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS.

    LONG LIVE THE JING OF POP!!!!

  15. canada says:

    GOOOOO MICHAEL…..

    wait hes dead

    • ab says:

      don’t like it listen he will live on and on and on and…………………………forever

    • anon says:

      ab, Michael’s literally dead. Since he was human like all of us, he’ll never come back to life on Earth.

  16. ni says:

    dude mj is the awesomest and i luv him so he will liv on in my heart and the generations after me long liv da king of POP

  17. Rachael says:

    ALL the summaries are just from haters lol . I don’t know why you bothered wasting your time because you didn’t know him, or at least know anything much about his life!
    Mine would be Beautiful, on top of the world, a guienuis, too powerful, too famous, got isolated, painful life, a gift from life, magical, continues living in our hearts. Michael Jackson when I see your face you make me smile. I love you. Thank you for everything x

  18. Zoiee says:

    born<cute<talented<famous<rich<more talented<more cute<more rich<successful<cuter< peterpan<accused<innocent (yes!)< longlive peterpan<got cuter<accused<sad<sadder<innocent again (yes!)< sad<sad<sadder<comeback<happy<lied to<sad<sad<sad<sadder<sadder<at his saddest< GONE

    ILUV U MJ NO MATTER WAT THESE IGNORANT LOW LIFE NO LIVES HAV TO SAY -"-EARTH HAS LOST A WONDERFUL SOUL HEAVEN HAS GAINED A BEAUTIFUL ANGEL-"- 😦 😦 😦 😦

  19. Zoiee says:

    O YEA IM ONLY 12! HAAAAAAA SUCKAZ U GUYS R PATHETIC

    H8RS H8RS H8RS H8RS HUMMMMMMMM SMELLS LIKE MORE

    H8RZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. anushka says:

    micheal jackson is the best dancer of the world and the best singer

  21. anushka says:

    famous and talented man in the world there is no one like him

  22. anushka says:

    the beautiful man in the man cute talented smart and helpful to people the best dancer and singer of the world

  23. anushka says:

    MJ MEANS COMBINATION OF TALENT, HUMANITY,CUTENESS AND MUCH MORE…. Anyone who think that he is bad , i must tell u thats the fault in ur mind.

  24. Andi says:

    anushka and jana are right that michael needed love and he is a nice sensitive guy loved every thing around him and to loose him is a big gap in music and legends and he is the king of pop and if he was a molester why would he keep his nice kids and i think myself that he is not kreepy he is an awsome smart guy he had plastic surgeries for a good reason and wrote songs about wanting to save the planet and making it a better place and he loves the planet so whoever is making fun of michael jackson and making him feel down WIERDOS DROP ALL YOU HAVE AND RESPECT THE FACT HE IS NOT AND I MEAN NOT A WACKKO JACKO SO STOP ALL THIS MEDIA AND MADDNESS THAT IS GOING AROUND IF YOU IDIOTS PAYED ALOT OF ATTENTION AND RESPECTED HIM YOU WOULDNT CRY OH I MISS MICHAEL JACKSON AND I WISH I HADENT CALLED HIM WACKO AND ITS TOO LATE FOR ANY SORRYS HE’S GONE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND IT IS NOT LIKE IF YOU ERASE EVERYTHING LIKE IN THE SONG WHO IS IT HE SAYS SOMEONE HURT MY SOLE NOW IT WAS YOU TABLOID WRITERS

  25. allison says:

    i do feel what Andi says

  26. allison says:

    ooh richard wiseman you are a big meannie face calling michael a woman he is a nice mature man

    • anon says:

      Why do you care what he calls that former performer? It’s his choice to. Besides, he’s entitled to his opinion.

  27. allison says:

    michael time line
    born->cute->even more cute->could have more time to live

  28. kimiko says:

    I dont think that richard weasle is wise at all dont call michael creepy

  29. kimiko says:

    why do people have to tell about how michael looks

  30. kimiko says:

    Andi and allison are right richard wiseman should be punished in a way Andi says it

  31. kimiko says:

    i hope he reads this stuff

  32. kimiko says:

    i hate rw

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  33. kimiko says:

    i hate r ach w ise
    man

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    • anon says:

      Dear allison/allie,

      Fuck you for posting that stupid and shitty spam in this webpage. It’s off-topic. So either post what’s relevant on here or don’t post at all.

  35. penelope says:

    i hate that people make fun of michael and do bad things to him

  36. jubakala says:

    One begins to feel himself old when his childhood idols start to past away in an increasing pace… R.I.P. Jacko, you were truly phenomenal!

    The Michael Jackson Discography Guy

  37. I hate the fact that daddy is always made fun of

  38. jubakala you are not to call daddy J A C K O

  39. Paris Myself says:

    i miiiiiiiissssssssssssss you daddy
    ):

    • Lorraine meaney says:

      HI Paris im a big fan of your daddy he was amazing I loved him so much and I miss him terrible I think about him a lot he was a good man a very good man ,im sure hes always by your side and I ll make sure that nobody will make fun of your dad your dad was the best and still is the yesterday ,today ,tomorrow and forever,he is the greatest .Lorraine

  40. Anonymous says:

    Why do people say that michael is creepy well he isn’t

  41. blunethost says:

    Michael Jackson the best pop singer ever…

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  45. Lorraine meaney says:

    Michael Jackson was a true genius ,a good samaritian ,funny ,kind ,sexy ,gentle and with out a doubht georgeous and also had a skin condition which was behond hes control ,also there are a lot of bare face lies been put out there on the internet about Michael the truth about Michael is he was a genuinely good mam and all of us who new Michael new that about him ,and he is an innacent man I love you michael eteranally we all do ,you are a gentle michael jackson forever (inneoceot)<3:-*<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

  46. Action boy says:

    Action boy he say give me wap

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