michael-jackson-goofyYesterday on Twitter I asked everyone to try to summarize Michael Jackson’s life in 140 characters or less.  Here are my top five favourites….

Child fullfiller, adult thriller, midlife downhiller, depressive painkiller, accused peadophiler, suicidal tranquiller? – @PJohnPilkington

Things went good, then weird, then good, then bad, then weird. – @JudyBecker

ABC to DEA by way of BAD.@nacnudrium

Born poor black man, becomes rich white woman. …something with a monkey? dies. @garethdivitini

born ->famous -> more famous -> really famous -> got bit creepy -> even more creepy ->comeback? -> died…@cbonnett

What do you think?  Any better suggestions?

62 comments

  1. Amazing talent, self-image problem, weird friends, weird marriage, weird, still talented, weirdness eclipsed talent, sadly died, died sadly

    1. no he aint dumby HE MADE A FUNNY FACE WAT PART OF HE WAS A CHILD IN A GROWN MANS BODIII DNT U GET

      DUMBY I SWEAR STUPD PPL THESE DAYS THEY REALLY IRRITATE ME ( MAYBE U SHLD WATCH THE VID IT WAS DURING HIS 2ND TRIAL)

  2. A lot of these sound like the shipping forecast.

    Tyne dogger, Thriller, German Bight – veering oddly, becoming cyclonic later, Bad. Squally face, allegations, severe gale 9 in north, death.

  3. FUCKKKKKKKK YOU BASTARDS I HATE ALL OF U GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKIN HATERS MJ WAS THE KING OF MUSIC! HE WOULD NEVER HURT A FLY HES CARING FUNNY ENERGETIC AND YOU WET TWATS HAVE THE NERVE TO SAY NEGITIVE AND UNTRUE COMMENTS

    1. Shut the hell up and suck up the hatred of Michael Jackson like a man. In fact, grow the fuck up and let the comments of those haters slide. Whether you like it or not, there will always be people who hate that pop star. So learn to fuckin’ deal with it instead of being a big baby about their strong dislike,

  4. Heres what i have to say about Micheal Jackson hes a good guy he knows how to sing and nobody will ever change micheal jackson being the king of pop and hes not the person you think he is

  5. ya’ll pure shit. Michael Jackson was n still is da best of all n all of u who have insulted him are just fucking crazy!!!!!

    1. You’re as fucked up as shit. Why the hell do you care what Michael’s haters think of him? It’s their opinion. If you can’t stand the opinion of those dislikers, just ignore them.

  6. I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON, HE IS THE BEST OF ALL. I THINK THAT ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT OF HIM AS A BAD PERSON ARE JUST CRAZY AS HELL. HE WAS A VERY BEAUTIFUL PERSON. I KNOW HE HAS DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS BUT THAT IS NO REASON FOR “YOU”TO JUDGE HIM.

    lOVE FOREVER. MJ WILL LIVE FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS.

    LONG LIVE THE JING OF POP!!!!

    1. ab, Michael’s literally dead. Since he was human like all of us, he’ll never come back to life on Earth.

  7. dude mj is the awesomest and i luv him so he will liv on in my heart and the generations after me long liv da king of POP

  8. ALL the summaries are just from haters lol . I don’t know why you bothered wasting your time because you didn’t know him, or at least know anything much about his life!
    Mine would be Beautiful, on top of the world, a guienuis, too powerful, too famous, got isolated, painful life, a gift from life, magical, continues living in our hearts. Michael Jackson when I see your face you make me smile. I love you. Thank you for everything x

  9. born<cute<talented<famous<rich<more talented<more cute<more rich<successful<cuter< peterpan<accused<innocent (yes!)< longlive peterpan<got cuter<accused<sad<sadder<innocent again (yes!)< sad<sad<sadder<comeback<happy<lied to<sad<sad<sad<sadder<sadder<at his saddest< GONE

    ILUV U MJ NO MATTER WAT THESE IGNORANT LOW LIFE NO LIVES HAV TO SAY -"-EARTH HAS LOST A WONDERFUL SOUL HEAVEN HAS GAINED A BEAUTIFUL ANGEL-"- 😦 😦 😦 😦

  10. O YEA IM ONLY 12! HAAAAAAA SUCKAZ U GUYS R PATHETIC

    H8RS H8RS H8RS H8RS HUMMMMMMMM SMELLS LIKE MORE

    H8RZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. MJ MEANS COMBINATION OF TALENT, HUMANITY,CUTENESS AND MUCH MORE…. Anyone who think that he is bad , i must tell u thats the fault in ur mind.

  12. anushka and jana are right that michael needed love and he is a nice sensitive guy loved every thing around him and to loose him is a big gap in music and legends and he is the king of pop and if he was a molester why would he keep his nice kids and i think myself that he is not kreepy he is an awsome smart guy he had plastic surgeries for a good reason and wrote songs about wanting to save the planet and making it a better place and he loves the planet so whoever is making fun of michael jackson and making him feel down WIERDOS DROP ALL YOU HAVE AND RESPECT THE FACT HE IS NOT AND I MEAN NOT A WACKKO JACKO SO STOP ALL THIS MEDIA AND MADDNESS THAT IS GOING AROUND IF YOU IDIOTS PAYED ALOT OF ATTENTION AND RESPECTED HIM YOU WOULDNT CRY OH I MISS MICHAEL JACKSON AND I WISH I HADENT CALLED HIM WACKO AND ITS TOO LATE FOR ANY SORRYS HE’S GONE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND IT IS NOT LIKE IF YOU ERASE EVERYTHING LIKE IN THE SONG WHO IS IT HE SAYS SOMEONE HURT MY SOLE NOW IT WAS YOU TABLOID WRITERS

    1. Why do you care what he calls that former performer? It’s his choice to. Besides, he’s entitled to his opinion.

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    1. HI Paris im a big fan of your daddy he was amazing I loved him so much and I miss him terrible I think about him a lot he was a good man a very good man ,im sure hes always by your side and I ll make sure that nobody will make fun of your dad your dad was the best and still is the yesterday ,today ,tomorrow and forever,he is the greatest .Lorraine

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  15. Michael Jackson was a true genius ,a good samaritian ,funny ,kind ,sexy ,gentle and with out a doubht georgeous and also had a skin condition which was behond hes control ,also there are a lot of bare face lies been put out there on the internet about Michael the truth about Michael is he was a genuinely good mam and all of us who new Michael new that about him ,and he is an innacent man I love you michael eteranally we all do ,you are a gentle michael jackson forever (inneoceot)<3:-*<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

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