First, I am staging the final two performances of my Edinburgh Fringe Festival show, Psychobabble, today at 12.10 and 6.05 – do come along! Details here.
Second, Paul C kindly sent me this great photo of a confused washing machine….
I thought it might make a good caption competition – any suggestions?
OMG, another, Richard Wiseman, impossible to answer, Friday puzzle!
El FBI pide ayuda a la gente para descifrar un crimen no resuelto
http://www.clarin.com/…/FBI-gente-descifrar-crimen-resuelto_0_4571544…
Sus expertos en códigos no logran descubrir el significado de un código de dos notas que tenía en su bolsillo un hombre al ser asesinado. Creen que allí
“mmmmm, benedict cumberbatch”, obviously
Bleghhh, polyester again.
I’d say: winner!
My head is spinning
So dizzy after a spin.
Hand wash next time … HAND WASH!!
What the hell did I just swallowed?
“Stop feeding me clothes! I want CHOCOLATE!!!”
Yuck…! Soup, grease, mud, blood, grass, p…, sweat – what’s for dessert?
Derping machine
Everyone always says the washing machine is funnier than me, but they just don’t get my humor because I’m dryer.
What the hell happened last night?
I can’t remember a thing…
Prince Charles says “Bumpyplanks”
Mmm, blood, gravy, egg and sweat. Cooking doesn’t get tougher than this!
Ick! This t-shirt is disgusting!
feel sick. need water. no soap.
“Blergh!”
Open wide and say ahhhhhhhhhhh.
“oh, I’ll wash your clothes…!”
No soap – radio!!
TOLD YOU NOT TO FEED ME SILK!
Ew, how can you give me raw underpants?
Washuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
“Yeuk! Where have you been wearing this?!”
Good one, Richard, I like it 
Certainly up there amongst the best and definitely expressive! 
The Ghost in the Machine
Are those your pants in my mouth, or are you just pleased to see me?
I can’t get no.. dessication. I can’t get no.. dessication. But I”ll dry.. and I”ll dry.. and I’ll dry… and I’ll dry… I can’t get no…
Fabric softener with WINTERGREEN?! Bleeacch….
Dude, you really need to wash these skivvies more than once a week!
Prince Harry’s washing machine.
That’s the last time I let you get me drunk on fabric softener and toss a load in me.
Polyester!? Ick!
Oh yeah, baby, let me lick your hose attachment!
“Ugh…all this spinning makes me nauseous.”
I’m out of condition…er!!
Someone must have slipped a ****ing dishwasher tablet in my water again.
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