Capuchin monkeys are taken from their mothers at birth and cruelly deprived normal lives, frequently chained, sometimes beaten and denied dignity to make them compliant for this kind of photo. Is that worth the puerile moments mirth for the big erect king primate.
675 years after Caesar’s revolution, the apes produced their own version of “Jurassic Park”. For unknown reasons, the T-Rex chase scene didn’t include any T-Rexes.
We really wanted to play with the kids but couldn’t find them, mama monkey hope you don’t mind we took the family out. We’ll bring them back, and the winner gets to never, ever have to go to the zoo.
primative
primotive
Damn, we washed our cars and our guys too hot!
Told you so – these cars are chick-magnets!
laught at this one
agree-very funny.
La Womans never caught on in the same way as Le Mans due to the lack of available drivers
Mark my words guys, one day that will replace us with a bunch of dummies!!!
Curious George
Before Monkey Tennis was the equally unsuccessful Monkey Scalextric
The BBC budget cuts finally hit Top Gear.
I think that is too favourable to Top Gear, maybe:
“The pilot episode of Top Gear proves too high brow for its intended target audience”.
They may not be as good as the old Top Gear presenters but they work for peanuts.
With easy access to loose women and fast cars evolution stopped.
√
This gets my vote. Brilliant. Do we get to vote? Ah well, it would if we did.
The Fast and the Furious: Banana Split
Oh they are so cute, but I’m not so sure about the head band
Most of the girls bet a half-crown on the middle one. He’s the only one who’s watching for the starter’s chequered flag.
Sky Sports bitterly disappointed at new Formula One regulations.
…and then, with a single blast of the klaxon, the annual Minge Monkeys vs Fanny Rats derby began!
where are two ladies husband ??
As Melbourne starts to get ready for the grand prix, the local girls try to get to know the drivers better…
Bernie Eccleston’s obsession with taller women finally goes too far.
As you can clearly see, Darwin was wrong.
Man did NOT evolve.. only woman.
What’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys?
You guessed it!
“One small nudge from man, One giant push for the monkey race.”
How degrading for us poor monkeys making us drive these cars…..Fords! When we clearly stated we wanted Merc’s
Contrary to popular belief, NASCAR was not started by moonshiners.
Infinite monkeys…
She’s got a competition clutch with fur on the floor…
Motorists resort to extreme surgery in an effort to avoid the congestion charges.
Smallest monkey to lady: ” Wanna come back to my place?”
The Mitford sisters at an early Top Gear show. The format didn’t really take off until one of the monkeys was replaced by a hamster.
They’re wrong, it’s not easier to teach a monkey!
The race was about to start and the Grid Girls’ lycra sponsor costumes still hadn’t arrived!
PETA’s fight for animal equality was soon dropped in the late 50′s.
You’ve got the era wrong
Judging by the dresses and hairstyles, this was taken in the early to mid 20′s.
“On your Marmoset, Go!”
brilliant, best one yet hee hee
“Hurry up woman, we’re going to be late for the Planet of the Apes premiere!!!”
the fast and the curious george
“what am i doing in a formula one car? i’m a flautist for heck’s sake”
The Monkeys may have aged but the Spice Girls look no different.
Just goes to prove guys, even monkies in hot cars, can pick up chicks.
Capuchin monkeys are taken from their mothers at birth and cruelly deprived normal lives, frequently chained, sometimes beaten and denied dignity to make them compliant for this kind of photo. Is that worth the puerile moments mirth for the big erect king primate.
Yeah dude! You know how to party!
I want to hang with THAT dude!
Circular reasoning.
Hollywood hopefuls await their auditions for “Tarzan Goes to the Racetrack”.
neil jackson,
That’s pretty long. Captions are supposed to a little more pithy to be effective.
“They see us rollin….they hatin”
10 points to the best Capuchin, eh?
Sally (far right) is distracted by Team Bonobo’s new alpha.
Monkies and young women having fun without the ape Ron.
Circular tracts.
Circular distracts.
Monkey 1: You ever been in a chickie run?
Monkey 2: Yeah, that’s all I ever do.
With apologies to the spirit of the late Tom Carnegie.
It’s a NEW TRACK RECORD.
The women scientists, trying to rapidly evolve a replacement for men, are very pleased when the monkeys stop to ask them for directions.
3 monkey caption
“ Hey I thought there were 4 Republican Presidential Candidates ? “
675 years after Caesar’s revolution, the apes produced their own version of “Jurassic Park”. For unknown reasons, the T-Rex chase scene didn’t include any T-Rexes.
“Aww. They look just like their father.”
We really wanted to play with the kids but couldn’t find them, mama monkey hope you don’t mind we took the family out. We’ll bring them back, and the winner gets to never, ever have to go to the zoo.
“When you get the monkey, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women.”
“A Day at the Rhesus”
Nice
Like it
“My God, do they ever stop masturbating?”
Red Light District,San Diego Zoo,circa 1924………..
Lady on the far right: “I can’t believe they’re gonna bone the winner….”
why am I wasting my time with this shit, Ive got deadlines.
A rare photo of the selection process for the V2 (Albert II is far right).
Nascar has had a long and difficult history…
Romney, Santorum and Gingrich line up for the final race of the primaries.
This one made me chuckle in a public place. Good job, sir.
Displacement.
( l-r ) See No Evil, Here No Evil and Which One Of You Wants To Take A Walk On The Wild Side?
( l-r ) See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Which One Of You Wants To Take A Walk On The Wild Side?
The new F1 regulations are getting tougher.
The producers of Britains got scalectrix were only ahead of their time by 40 years…
“Cheetah, get dispatch on the radio and tell them they should have sent the minibus…. Can’t get all these ladies downtown in just three taxis”
And thus the phrase “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” was coined.
“Don’t look, but I think we are being watched…”
The Skoda F1 team are bananas, so their grid line-up is no real surprise.
You can’t get thicker than a Kwik Fit fitter, and these grease monkeys really take the biscuit.
Slut car racing.
Monkey Mission Control told me landing on the planet Flapper would be nothing but trouble, but did I listen? No.
the reason primates stood up, evolved and put on pants -fast cars pretty ladies. But how did they get the ladies evolve first????
The sport soon evolved into a human race.
My favorite ^
You were right Mr Nilsson, open top cars do attract females.
But how can we tell if they are good looking if we can’t see their bums?
All these budget cuts and F1 coverage is still sexist
well hello ladies, the day job? Astronaut.
“The all-female pit crew gives a push and keeps on gibbon.”
I’m gonna sue, do you know a lawyer who does pro-bonobo?
Mom-”16 years of love. The boys can finally drive themselves to my x-husband’s house, It’s margarita time ladies”