Two things today. First, here is a short video of me backstage at the Godless shows (there are others at the New Humanist channel here), and includes a special message for all of my humanist friends….
Second, there is a rude but incredible optical illusion after the break (via Patrick Lehnen). It is not work safe or suitable for children……
This from a magazine about massage…..
Any thoughts?
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December 22, 2010 at 5:39 am |
Am I missing something about the second thing?
December 22, 2010 at 5:44 am |
Yes, I have some thoughts.
I like it when people miss stuff like this.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/4/2010/10/c95ba8e8c62ad7fcb1e067b2115d5cae/original.gif
December 22, 2010 at 5:44 am |
That’s hilarious. Took me ages to see what the photo actually was. I must have a porny brain.
December 22, 2010 at 5:52 am |
Evidently
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1015/toolleeesprogramm.jpg
December 24, 2010 at 4:05 am
Ok, so it may have taken this link for me to get it… ><
December 22, 2010 at 5:57 am |
Wow – Really! Clearly a boy’s club!
December 22, 2010 at 6:46 am |
OMG I have a porny brain. I really had to look longer and closer to see the real image instead of the “rude” illusion!
December 22, 2010 at 6:48 am |
…and I’m a girl.
December 22, 2010 at 6:53 am |
I feel dirty now because the first thing I saw was a woman touching herself and not a massage.
December 22, 2010 at 7:20 am |
I had to look at it several times to see the real image too! (also female)
December 22, 2010 at 8:54 am |
SomethIng else…is it just me or can anyone else see a pervy elf/pixie face in the top right leaves looking down at the three pictures?
December 22, 2010 at 9:17 am |
Oh my god that’s a shoulder! How could the not see that when they proofed the copy?!
December 22, 2010 at 9:17 am |
Am I really the only one who DIDN’T see the ‘rude’ illusion? I was looking at this thing for at least ten minutes trying to work out if I was missing something about the words or the top right image of the smiling face or something.
December 22, 2010 at 9:19 am |
I saw it straight away. How could they miss it. Oh so delightfully rude! A classic.
December 22, 2010 at 9:25 am |
Hmm, I saw it, but husband didn’t… go figure
December 22, 2010 at 9:36 am |
Ooh yeah baby… HEY! that’s not her… ah, never mind I’ll find another website.
December 22, 2010 at 9:59 am |
I sort of expected the illusion – it reminded me of http://iamhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/laid-by-the-best.jpg this one straight away. If it was an accident, then it’s a shame for the restaurant because it could possibly spoil their image, but if it was deliberate, then they’re sneaky little buggers who deserve the extra attention the picture could bring in
December 22, 2010 at 11:17 am
Hmmm, I always thought that carpet specialists was specialising in laying carpets…
I do believe that it was never a real ad, but something created as a joke.
December 22, 2010 at 12:05 pm |
Why is that second illusion not suitable for children?
December 22, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Or work, for that matter? It *is* just a neck being massaged, after all.
December 22, 2010 at 12:46 pm |
Once you see it you can’t unsee it!
December 22, 2010 at 1:11 pm |
Tee hee! Can’t believe that of all the people who proofed this brochure nobody spotted it. Mind you they probably weren’t looking at it with a pervy mind
December 22, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Oh, I think they spotted. I think it was intentional.
December 22, 2010 at 1:42 pm |
I’ll be in my bunk.
December 22, 2010 at 2:19 pm |
i understand what i’m supposed to see but the head screws it up
December 22, 2010 at 3:40 pm |
reminds me of this
http://qiq.ru/media/npict/1003/big/jumor_na_eroticheskuju_tematiku_590710.jpeg
December 22, 2010 at 3:47 pm |
I spotted the illusion and it wasn’t until I saw the head that I realized what it actually was.
That has got to be intentional!
December 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm |
I have a hard time seeing the “illusion” even when I know what it’s supposed to suggest to me.
December 22, 2010 at 4:39 pm |
I guess I can feel good about the fact that I didn’t see the vagina neck until 30 seconds in.
December 22, 2010 at 4:42 pm |
I saw the illusion straight away, my mind is dirty, I confess. very funny!
December 22, 2010 at 4:46 pm |
As the owner of a vagina I don’t think it looks anything like one. I can see it but only because it said there was something there. I’m also the owner of a filthy mind.
December 22, 2010 at 4:59 pm |
also, next to the dirty massage you can see a woman licking another woman’s face.
OK, if only you’re really primed
December 22, 2010 at 7:21 pm |
Oh, and you can fuck off too, Richard.
December 22, 2010 at 7:33 pm |
I couldn’t figure this one out until fiance came up and said “oh oh ohhh what is wrong with Wiseman”. Still don’t see it… humph.
December 22, 2010 at 8:30 pm |
Hmmm. think the illusion is best on a small phone screen – took me AGES to work out what it really was, but just showed husband on big screen, and he can’t see it at all.
Right, just off to wash my mind out…
December 22, 2010 at 9:22 pm |
I thought it was a female down on another. I saw the hair in the bottom-left corner as looking to the right. Too much internet for me, I guess.
December 22, 2010 at 10:35 pm |
wats tat moohfi ???? An interviyou ?
December 23, 2010 at 12:04 am |
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December 23, 2010 at 2:43 am |
Hi i’ve not read anything here just the title because you are the 1st person ive found of high popularity when i made twitter. It is ironic then that this is your most recent post [going by title all i know]. That it is you who now recieves what i came to twitter to do which was inform someone of this i just blogged as it is fundamentally revolutionary and people need to know:
http://brotherhoodofthegame.com/2010/06/16/kings/
thank you for your time.
December 23, 2010 at 2:55 am |
p.s the degenerative youth that is to follow probably my 2nd post there, but probably important as this is a large portion of the coming generations and the addiction will be addressed by society eventually. Also that i didn’t come here looking for an argument just to simply state my theory as its entireity was lost from my home the last month. Keywords would be Taoism, Christianity, Scientology, Metaphysics, Krishna, Lao Tzu. What We Still Don’t Know. Again thank you for your time.
December 23, 2010 at 1:25 pm |
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December 23, 2010 at 6:50 pm |
I got vag too on the second one – possibly because it looks like a rhetorical porn image of a woman displaying herself?
December 23, 2010 at 8:54 pm |
I watch too much porn.
December 24, 2010 at 1:22 pm |
Wow, it took until someone told me for me to see the pornographic quality of the second one. I’m a 17-year-old with an infamously dirty mind! What is wrong with me?
Also, Richard, you should know I’ve fucked right off around the world and am now looking in through your living room window. Nice tree btw.
December 24, 2010 at 9:09 pm |
OK, at first I did not understand what the illusion were, so I had to ask someone if they could see it and tell me what it was. Yay, I am not a total perv
December 27, 2010 at 7:49 pm |
see, i jumped to the conclusion that since there was a girl lying down, the person felling her ‘area’ seemed like a guy to me. i am stupid, obviously
December 29, 2010 at 11:40 am |
Ever considered being a homosexual? Woof.