Caption competition!

Continuing this week’s animal theme, @rebeccawatson kindly sent me this photograph…..

So, 10 points for the best caption.  Feel free to submit them and comment on the entries!

120 Responses to “Caption competition!”

  1. Ralf Nowotny Says:

    How… bizarre

  2. David Waldock Says:

    The Stepford wives aren’t up to their normal standard, dear…

  3. TMcLachlan Says:

    The most interesting family tree in the neighborhood.

  4. ML Atkin Says:

    Ralf is correct about it being bizarre. It’s so surreal it’s beyond a caption.

  5. Niraj Says:

    Reverse evolution…..

  6. Levi in NY Says:

    This should have been Jay Novella’s punishment…

  7. wkd Says:

    One way or the other, a man must get his playboy bunny

  8. Roland Says:

    Easter is doggone early this year

  9. Raymond K. Nakamura Says:

    Check out the neighbour across the street. Can you believe what she’s wearing?

  10. Pekka S Says:

    Professor Wiseman failed to get approval for his proposed study in animal psychology.

  11. Ian Reeve Says:

    Hector’s House to be remade by Sky 1

  12. Simon W Says:

    TITCHMARSH ANGERS ANIMAL RIGHTS CAMPAIGNERS WITH ZOO “MAKEOVER”

  13. @BriMcS Says:

    “Trick or Treat”

  14. Ann Baker Says:

    Er “Cruel” !

  15. Bronwen English Says:

    “That’s it, I’m calling in my cousin, Ebola Eddie!”

  16. Lakritze Says:

    “That’s it. I’m going to my mother and take the kids with me!”

  17. SmeeHee Says:

    I’ve asked that lazy dog a thousand times to finish the path

  18. Kjell Ove Says:

    We’re creationists, we must get diversity somehow

  19. Manfred Harlaar Says:

    And you’ve aint seen what they did to the goat!

  20. Malinari Says:

    The Visually Impaired Watchmaker’s early apprenticeship work………

  21. kim Says:

    ‘Poor bunny has to do all the work while the doggie peeps out from the window’

  22. Dawn Gibson Says:

    The BB housemates weren’t up to their usual standards…

  23. Deepnature Says:

    Oh good you saw the doc about your identity crisis, I’ll just put the kids in the car we’re going the park… your mum drop in btw

  24. Simon whiteside Says:

    Hi Bunny I’m Home.

  25. lilabyrd Says:

    #1 } “Oh my the recession is worse than we thought….}

    #2 } What the Easter Bunny does the other 364 days.

  26. Robert Says:

    Scientists baffled by proof of DEvolution

  27. Neda Says:

    “I always knew she was up to some monkey business..”

  28. Mike Says:

    I originally thought it was a child in the costume and came up with “RSPCA get sentencing powers”.

    Now I see it’s a chimp I offer “Evidence of evolution from the wolf in sheep’s clothing”.

  29. DEmerson Says:

    So there’s a monkey in a bunny outfit selling vegetables (guessing) to a dog who lives in a house, but has no glass in his windows ( everyone’s different; wouldn’t be my personal preference), but what i want to know is this… Why didn’t he just get that path finished?

  30. IanVisits Says:

    “Window dog is watching monkey jump” was the less successful precursor to the Ceiling Cat internet meme.

  31. Tort Says:

    J. J. Abrams announces that he is making a new season of Lost.

  32. Ian Says:

    The Playboy remake of Planet of The Apes had very quickly run out of money.

  33. PhilliusPhog Says:

    Evolution – What could have been…

  34. PhilliusPhog Says:

    Preview shots from Inland Empire 2 released

  35. BaldySlaphead Says:

    CBeebies weren’t keen on the stop-frame Donnie Darko.

  36. Chris Murphy Says:

    For Easter, I’d like Rhesus Pieces.

  37. Dongratius Says:

    It was when Digger put his nose through a window with no glass that Derek realised his life was a sham.

  38. Flesh-eating Dragon Says:

    To be honest, I don’t like the picture. Some of the objects are indistinct, notably the rabbit/monkey face (that dark shadow under the mouth is horrible) and the content of the wheelbarrow (I think they’re seashells but not sure).

    For a caption, how about something along the following lines?

    Rabbits are delicious. So I’m certainly not chasing after that!
    Well, if it tastes the way it looks, then it won’t taste anything like rabbit.
    Look, if you want to be mistaken for a rabbit, at least put your ears on straight.

  39. DEmerson Says:

    Its a rabbit wearing a monkey mask!!!!!!!!

  40. Sue Says:

    I’m not a happy bunny – where’s the rest of my ******! path?

  41. Martha Says:

    Who framed Roger Rabbit

  42. Paul Duffield Says:

    “You forgot your keys again”

  43. Geoff Says:

    “Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.”

    That’s not a caption. It’s Mark Twain’s take on humanity.

  44. Lizzie Says:

    The RSPCA had to resort to desperate measures to beat the ‘Playboy Bunny Chocolate Fountain Party Calendar’ that year.

  45. Richard Ogley Says:

    “Bubbles now wished Michael had taken out the Gold option on his insurance.”

  46. Lizzie Says:

    ‘I said use a ho, not dress like one!’

  47. Harry Guinness Says:

    The Crown VS Wiseman Evidence: Article 1

  48. DEmerson Says:

    Every weekend you get that chin of yours stuck to that window sill and every week i have to pick up a wheelbarrowful of this stuff just to get you unstuck… for some reason…

  49. Martha Says:

    Kirk Cameron’s latest argument disproved

  50. bald_tuna Says:

    “My eyes have got no feet and my eggs are slightly swollen.”

  51. Phil Tanner Says:

    “I’m afraid the neighbourhood has not been quite the same since Dr Moreau bought his retirement home here…”

  52. flowers and gifts to Bangalore Says:

    I like this blog…I’ve bookmarked it…

  53. Jim Says:

    From then on, Gary Larson decided to come up with the caption before the picture.

  54. everythingyouthinkiswrong Says:

    an early publicity shot from the Teletubbies

  55. Robert Says:

    …had to make sure of the source quote for this:

    “It is now apparent that Samuel Wilberforce descends from apes by way of his grandmother”

  56. Anonymous Says:

    BBC Director General promises “cut-backs will not affect the quality of it’s programmes”.

  57. Japanjin Says:

    SCENE II. Capulet’s orchard.

  58. Martha Says:

    …and Watership Down became the most successful colony that anyone could remember.

  59. John Tanner Says:

    With apologies to Donnie Darko…

    Dog: “Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?”
    Monkey: “Why are you wearing that stupid dog suit?”

  60. lilabyrd Says:

    “Photo by Norman Rockwell ….. the very, very early years…”

  61. jak Says:

    Dog: “GM crops doesn’t worry me, it’s the GM salesmen that do worry me.”

  62. D Says:

    “A weird picture.”

  63. Shecky R Says:

    So explain THIS by kin selection Dr. Dawkins!

  64. Kristian Says:

    In Soviet Russa, monkeys decended from us.

  65. Lurhstaap Says:

    Either “Sheila, Sheila, come quick the neighbours are at it again” or “When is it my turn, Larry”

  66. Giles Says:

    “It was about that time that I came to the realisation that the mushrooms were probably kicking in…”

  67. lilabyrd Says:

    “Homer was forced into the sideshow act after Rex gambled and lost the family’s home remodeling funds.”

  68. Hilary Says:

    Charlie the chimp misunderstood the phrase and concept of “The hair of the dog that bit you”

  69. pianomarc Says:

    “And next on Area51 TV its “Gardeners World” – a one hour easter special for retired space animals presented by Ham and Laika”

  70. Dave Says:

    “Who wants to join the Animal Fancy Dress Parade”

  71. Pkz Says:

    Playboy mansion – Heff, you ol’ dog….

  72. Andy Says:

    Monkeys Dressed Up As Famous People – The ‘Wot’s Up Doc’ family cartoon favourite……Bugs Bunny (for all you Danny Baker fans!!)

  73. Jim Says:

    The proposed David Lynch adaptation of the works of Beatrix Potter was soon abandoned.

  74. Kerry Maxwell Says:

    This picture is the only thing David Lynch carries in his wallet.

  75. Kristin C. Says:

    Your argument, let me render it invalid.

  76. Gregor Says:

    ‘Terry hated it when people stared at him, all he wanted to do was take his prize marrow to the Fayre’

  77. Gregor Says:

    ‘Bob knew EXACTLY how much that doggy in the window was, and it was going to cost him his dignity’

  78. Gregor Says:

    ‘As Brian stood at the garden gate after years abroad, he suddenly remembered why he’d left home in the first place’

  79. Martha Says:

    Dog: ‘These paparazzi, they’ll photograph anything these days’

  80. gary Says:

    Now who’s man’s best friend?

  81. George Says:

    Ray Comfort: “Of course evolution is not true. Has anyone ever seen a ‘bunkey’?”

  82. Dave Rattigan Says:

    I posted this photo to Facebook, and my mom left a comment I thought was kinda nuts but quirkily funny:

    Monkey bunny to doggie….”Just off, dear, to do a spot of work in the garden.”

  83. Dave Rattigan Says:

    I think the dog is saying, “Oh my God, how bizarre–a bunny wearing a monkey mask.”

  84. Dave Rattigan Says:

    It’s a still from the eventually abandoned low-budget sequel to The Fly, where a bunny accidentally got caught in the machine while the mad scientist was still in the chimp stage.

  85. Dave Rattigan Says:

    The monkey looks a tad displeased. Possibly he’s saying to the photographer, “Can you get rid of the dog in the background? He’s making me look silly.”

  86. Rick Says:

    “How many of you noticed the dancing gorilla?”

  87. Dave Rattigan Says:

    From E.P. Splodgeworthy’s “An Illustrated History of Animals on Film”:

    “Ironically, it was not until Disney’s infamous “suicidal lemmings” short some ten years later that the public began to suspect wildlife documentaries were staged.”

  88. Dave Rattigan Says:

    The title is “The Family of the Future.”

    This is the National Association for Marriage’s new poster campaign illustrating what will happen to the traditional household if the evil gays are allowed to marry.

  89. Martha Says:

    This picture is ‘SHOPPED, I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my life (says the dog)

  90. mervulon Says:

    ‘Gardening at Timothy Leary’s place.’

  91. Daniel Says:

    Citing Jay Leno, my caption is: “The economy is not good, not good at all. How bad is it?! Take a look.”

  92. PP Says:

    Life is one long insane trip.

  93. MarKill Says:

    Garden gnomes just aren’t what they used to be

  94. Dan Says:

    Thank Goodness…I almost wore the cat costume.

  95. Charles Sullivan Says:

    What? You’ve never seen a wheelbarrow before?

  96. JN Says:

    Monkeys 3rd failed attempt at secretly moving out of dogs abusive house.

  97. Anonymous Says:

    “Just doing the gardening luv, be back in a mo”

  98. Oana Says:

    Immitation of freedom

  99. Oana Says:

    Imitation of freedom

  100. Martha Says:

    Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo

  101. The other Matt Says:

    Hey, dont misprize the message of this Pic ! Its Art ! How i does guess this ? Its because its a b&w Photo, and b&w Photos are always art…

  102. Matt Says:

    The bitch lay watching his hairy monkey tight inside her furry rabbit ploughing away with his long but useless wheelbarrow

  103. Steve Says:

    Caption: At this point in evolutionary history, canines believed they had the upper hand. However, they had underestimated the biological importance of the ability to use wheelbarrows and primates soon lept ahead.

  104. Kelly Says:

    “Hey, it’s better than wearing a monkey suit.”

  105. Caption Competition! Richard Wiseman’s Blog | Disney Fancy Dress Says:

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  106. Michael Kingsford Gray Says:

    Number 10 hasn’t been the same since the nuclear war of 2012.

  107. Michael Kingsford Gray Says:

    Dr. Moreau’s new interspecies-cloning experiments have been proceeding apace.
    He already has a succesful cross between a hare & a chimpanzee, but his attempts to cross a Labrador with a door (a Labradoor) were a failure.
    All he got was a Labrawindow.

  108. Doug Says:

    “Aha!” exclaimed Dug, “I knew the Easter Bunny was an urban legend!”

  109. rod Says:

    “not even a disguise will do. tsk!”
    -bad monkey

  110. Jokey Says:

    These days even monkeys try too hard

  111. zippyioa Says:

    The other dogs at tomorrow nights neighbourhood watch meeting are never going to believe this!!

  112. jthewonderllama Says:

    Captain’s log:
    After 39 days and nights on the arc, with no sign of land, the inhabitants have finally descended into madness. The horror. the horror.

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