Bill F just sent me an email with the header ‘creepy sheep chair’. Here’s why…..
My hunch is that there is an entire PhD to be had from this one picture alone. Any ideas about the type of person that might want one of these? And 10 points for the best caption.
Erm at risk of displaying who knows what about me I must admit I could live with one in my living room
“Never feel lonely again! With the new triple sheep lounger you’re ALWAYS part of the flock!”
Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or are the legs fashioned to look like sheep’s legs as well, complete with hooves? That’s a really bizarre piece, but I do know several people who would probably love it.
Yeah, I just noticed the sheep legs too. I would do just about anything for one of those chairs.
Does it have good lambar support?
Caption: “The Polyamorous Sheep Chair . . . When a monogamous relationship with one furry friend just isn’t enough . . . . You know you want it.”
That would almost fit in with the rest of the furniture in the Clift Hotel lobby.
I bought one of those in the closing down sale at Woolworths.
You know that scene in Alien Resurrection where Ripley finds all the previous attempts at cloning her…
Poor Dolly
“it’s important to get enough sheep”
” Baa! and Humbug! “
“Ewes with care”
Well, it’d be good for keeping the vegans away!
Relaxadermy!
- “You should see what they did to the three little pigs.”
- “This is not what I meant by head-rest”
- “Bo-Peep found her sheep”
- “Shear luxury”
“Baagain Sheep Chair”
“Sit baaahck and relax…”
“Three sheep for the price of one!”
“Can’t sleep? Just count your chair!”
“We only came in for a short back and sides!”
Or perhaps slightly more appropriate…
“We only sat down and asked for a short back and sides!”
“Guaranteed to ward away PETA memebers…or draw them like flies…”
Are you sure it’s a chair, and not a toy found in a New Zealand sex shop ?
I definitely know someone who would like this, and let’s face it ewe will never be lonely!
However thought of that must be Baaaaaaarmy.
That’s so bad i know
When shepherds take LSD…
I think a certain Mr Derren Brown might like this for his birthday.
“Reversible (and Machine Washable), to accommodate the Urban Shepherd on those lonelier nights…”
Caption: ‘How to worry a border collie’
Here’s what you do:
Get this chair and hide it in a closet or something. Get your pothead friends over for a visit and wait until they get high (stay sober yourself; it’s the most fun way). Once they’re sufficiently stoned, get them interested in some candle wax or something that’ll divert their attention for a couple of minutes.
While they’re preoccupied, swap your chair for the sheep chair.
Sit in it and wait for someone to notice it. When they point it out, pretend not to know what they’re talking about. Act as if it’s an ordinary chair. When they say it has sheep on it, deny it completely. Suggest that they might be going crazy.
Potheads are fun!
shane killian ur a mess!!
Lamb Chair.
It was the great wood shortage of 86.
Be the wolf.
Welcome to the sheep seats.
Nightma-a-a-are
I could imagine this occupying an understated place in a dominatrix’s dungeon or maybe in the home of a controversial heavy metal singer. Anywhere else and it would stand out too much. It needs a dark, outrageous owner.
Anywhere else, and it would just look a little too odd.
Have a nice Laaaamb-p to go with that chair?
Isn’t it based on the Leg o’ mutton style?
hi, I want one ore more of those. or depending on the price more.
let me know if you still have some.
thanks, t
It’s a “menage a baa” or a throne for King “Ram”ses. How’s that for stupid?
Can’t sleep, chair will eat me.
Just stumbled on to this… I have no Idea whose blog this is but I have to say… relaxadermy almost made me pee my pants. 10 pts. to Relaxadermy!!!!
I like that the window opens to a parking lot from Dunder Mifflin.
ideal for the lonely welsh farmer
For the shepherd at heart.
hmmmmm…..looks strange…strange but comfy!
Hey, the ain’t real? right? If they are, *shivers* scary. it’s aint cool of how peeps kill animals for pleasure.
It is a modern version of a KING`S LAIR chair.
Are you tired of leather chairs? Well try the 3headed wool machine
I typed in chair on google and this is what shows up on the first page. There must be a lot of people out there wants this piece of eccentric chair….
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