Creepy Sheep Chair

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Bill F just sent me an email with the header ‘creepy sheep chair’. Here’s why…..

strange-chair
My hunch is that there is an entire PhD to be had from this one picture alone. Any ideas about the type of person that might want one of these? And 10 points for the best caption.

51 comments on “Creepy Sheep Chair

  1. Gordon Rutter says:

    Erm at risk of displaying who knows what about me I must admit I could live with one in my living room :)

  2. Kevin says:

    “Never feel lonely again! With the new triple sheep lounger you’re ALWAYS part of the flock!”

  3. Stephen Williamson says:

    Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or are the legs fashioned to look like sheep’s legs as well, complete with hooves? That’s a really bizarre piece, but I do know several people who would probably love it.

  4. Jolly Bloger says:

    Yeah, I just noticed the sheep legs too. I would do just about anything for one of those chairs.

    Does it have good lambar support?

  5. Caption: “The Polyamorous Sheep Chair . . . When a monogamous relationship with one furry friend just isn’t enough . . . . You know you want it.”

  6. Shawn says:

    That would almost fit in with the rest of the furniture in the Clift Hotel lobby.

  7. Tracy King says:

    I bought one of those in the closing down sale at Woolworths.

  8. Tracy King says:

    You know that scene in Alien Resurrection where Ripley finds all the previous attempts at cloning her…

    Poor Dolly :(

  9. Tim Jones says:

    “it’s important to get enough sheep”

    ” Baa! and Humbug! “

  10. Tim Jones says:

    “Ewes with care”

  11. Well, it’d be good for keeping the vegans away!

  12. Martin says:

    - “You should see what they did to the three little pigs.”

    - “This is not what I meant by head-rest”

    - “Bo-Peep found her sheep”

    - “Shear luxury”

  13. Tim Jones says:

    “Baagain Sheep Chair”

  14. David Robertson says:

    “Sit baaahck and relax…”

  15. RT Wolf says:

    “Three sheep for the price of one!”

    “Can’t sleep? Just count your chair!”

  16. “We only came in for a short back and sides!”

  17. Or perhaps slightly more appropriate…

    “We only sat down and asked for a short back and sides!”

  18. Mark says:

    “Guaranteed to ward away PETA memebers…or draw them like flies…”

  19. Gib says:

    Are you sure it’s a chair, and not a toy found in a New Zealand sex shop ?

  20. Tracey says:

    I definitely know someone who would like this, and let’s face it ewe will never be lonely!

  21. Marc Otway says:

    However thought of that must be Baaaaaaarmy.

    That’s so bad i know

  22. BB says:

    When shepherds take LSD…

  23. Katherine says:

    I think a certain Mr Derren Brown might like this for his birthday.

  24. pc says:

    “Reversible (and Machine Washable), to accommodate the Urban Shepherd on those lonelier nights…”

  25. Ed says:

    Caption: ‘How to worry a border collie’

  26. Here’s what you do:

    Get this chair and hide it in a closet or something. Get your pothead friends over for a visit and wait until they get high (stay sober yourself; it’s the most fun way). Once they’re sufficiently stoned, get them interested in some candle wax or something that’ll divert their attention for a couple of minutes.

    While they’re preoccupied, swap your chair for the sheep chair.

    Sit in it and wait for someone to notice it. When they point it out, pretend not to know what they’re talking about. Act as if it’s an ordinary chair. When they say it has sheep on it, deny it completely. Suggest that they might be going crazy.

    Potheads are fun!

  27. The Trizy Third says:

    Lamb Chair.

  28. Anonymous says:

    It was the great wood shortage of 86.

  29. a3maniac says:

    Be the wolf.

  30. Wilmott says:

    Welcome to the sheep seats.

  31. adora says:

    Nightma-a-a-are

  32. RJ says:

    I could imagine this occupying an understated place in a dominatrix’s dungeon or maybe in the home of a controversial heavy metal singer. Anywhere else and it would stand out too much. It needs a dark, outrageous owner.

    Anywhere else, and it would just look a little too odd.

  33. Neek says:

    Have a nice Laaaamb-p to go with that chair?

    Isn’t it based on the Leg o’ mutton style?

  34. Tina Peios says:

    hi, I want one ore more of those. or depending on the price more.
    let me know if you still have some.
    thanks, t

  35. Natasha says:

    It’s a “menage a baa” or a throne for King “Ram”ses. How’s that for stupid?

  36. Killa in vanilla says:

    Can’t sleep, chair will eat me.

  37. Aaron says:

    Just stumbled on to this… I have no Idea whose blog this is but I have to say… relaxadermy almost made me pee my pants. 10 pts. to Relaxadermy!!!!

  38. Sarah says:

    I like that the window opens to a parking lot from Dunder Mifflin.

  39. cat says:

    ideal for the lonely welsh farmer

  40. Nadine says:

    For the shepherd at heart.

  41. Sheperd says:

    hmmmmm…..looks strange…strange but comfy!

  42. Hawk says:

    Hey, the ain’t real? right? If they are, *shivers* scary. it’s aint cool of how peeps kill animals for pleasure.

  43. Julianne says:

    It is a modern version of a KING`S LAIR chair.

  44. Anonymous says:

    Are you tired of leather chairs? Well try the 3headed wool machine

  45. sheenana says:

    I typed in chair on google and this is what shows up on the first page. There must be a lot of people out there wants this piece of eccentric chair….

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  48. Anonymous says:

    I made that!
    .

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